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Hop Studios is the best damn Web firm ever.

Well, maybe not ever. And actually, we specialize in Web sites. You know: Designing Web sites, developing ExpressionEngine content management systems, building blogs and social media tools, handling custom programming needs for small publishers, encouraging community journalism, setting up new domains, consulting on Web marketing strategies, ... things like that.

Frankly, the swearing was a little over-the-top, too. We're very sorry.
Let's try this instead:

Hop Studios is the best Web consulting, design and
development firm you'll ever hire.

There, that's perfect.