WHAT'S HE WAITING FOR?

Obama urged to replace FEC commissioners

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A petition on the White House’s “We the People” website calling for President Barack Obama to nominate new commissioners to the Federal Election Commission has gained enough signatures to require an official response.

O RLY?

Herman Cain: ‘Stupid people are ruining America’

Herman Cain announcing his withdrawal from the 2012 GOP presidential nomination. Screenshot via MSNBC.

Former presidential candidate Herman Cain triumphantly took the stage at CPAC this afternoon in front of a friendly crowd to explain something many attendees already believe: that their ideological opponents on the left aren’t “misguided” but downright stupid.

MARRIAGE EQUALITY

Illinois lawmakers introduce bill to legalize same sex marriage

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Three Illinois legislators have introduced a bill that would grant same sex couples all the marriage rights now exclusively available to heterosexual couples.

FACEPALM ALERT

Marine snipers posed with Nazi SS symbol

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The commander of a group of U.S. Marines who were photographed in Afghanistan with what looks like a Nazi SS flag concluded they were acting out of ignorance rather than bigotry and decided not to punish them, a Marine Corps spokesman said.

EVERY SPERM IS SACRED

Okla. lawmaker defends ‘spilled semen’ clause

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A Democratic lawmaker on Thursday defended her satirical amendment to an anti-abortion bill that would outlaw Onanism in Oklahoma.

ORGANIZED FRONT

New Hampshire Republican proposes end to lunch break law

Workers take a lunch break on a steel beam in New York City, atop the RCA Building in Rockefeller Center in 1932. Photo by Charles C. Ebbets, via Flickr commons.

A Republican State Rep. in New Hampshire has opened a new front in the war on workers, proposing the repeal of a law requiring employees get lunch breaks.

Science

Himalayan meltdown not so fast after all: study

Himalayan glaciers and ice caps that supply water to more than a billion people in…

New advance in gene therapy for blindness

WASHINGTON — US scientists on Wednesday reported a new advance in using gene therapy to…

Tech News

iPhone maker Foxconn hacked by mysterious ‘Swagg Security’ group

A mysterious new group of hackers calling themselves “Swagg Security” claimed this week that they…

Apple to debut ‘iPad 3′ in March

SAN FRANCISCO — Apple will unveil a new version of its market-ruling iPad table computer…

Media

Celebrities settle phone hacking claims

LONDON — Former footballer Paul Gascoigne and comic actor Steve Coogan were among high-profile British…

Washington Post offering buyout to news staff

WASHINGTON — The Washington Post announced a voluntary buyout for some newsroom staff on Wednesday,…

World

Uganda government denies backing anti-gay bill

Uganda’s government has distanced itself from a controversial anti-gay bill calling for severe penalties on homosexuality after it was reintroduced…

Ending child marriage can boost India’s rise: Desmond Tutu

NEW DELHI (Reuters) – India’s development is being slowed by discriminatory practices against women such as child marriage, which stifle…

Maldives’ ex-president awaits arrest

The ex-president of the Maldives Mohamed Nasheed, who claims he was forced from office in a coup, said he expected…

Chinese, Russian arms fuel Darfur abuse: Amnesty

KHARTOUM — Chinese-made bullets and aircraft bought from Russia are used to commit rights violations in Sudan’s Darfur under an…

U.S. News

Colorado student who ‘glitter bombed’ Romney faces up to six months in jail

DENVER (Reuters) – A Colorado student faced misdemeanor charges on Wednesday for flinging glitter toward…

U.S. approves first nuclear plant in decades

WASHINGTON — The US approved its first new nuclear power reactors in decades on Thursday,…

Louisiana Dem’s bill would rename Gulf of Mexico the ‘Gulf of America’

Updated, below — A Democratic state Representative from Louisiana has put forward an unusual proposal:…

Gingrich-backing billionaire’s casino empire facing criminal probe

SAN FRANCISCO/MACAU, China (Reuters) – It’s never good for the candidate when a big donor…

Contraceptive use drives teen pregnancy rate to 30-year low: study

The use of and easy access to contraceptives is being seen as the cause of…