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You Have Got To Be Joking

OK, The Peach is sort of going on and off ever since Barack has been elected, but this was something The Peach could not leave alone. Joe The Plumber, the barometer of all things political (yeah, right), has been hired as a strategist by the Republican Party.

That's right, Joe Wurzelblubber will meet with GOP congressional aides to help chart GOP strategy. Excuse me, you are going to hire Joe Waffletopper? Joe Wiffleblower? Who's steering the Republican ship these days?

Don't Do It!

Because The Peach is a child of the auto industry, it has always supplied some deference to their needs. Most of this was based on sympathy for their workers, and the fact that every time management screwed up they would cover it up by blaming the union.

Well, The Peach ain't feelin' too charitable right now. The auto industry is asking the feds for another $25 billion to bail out their failing industry. The Peach has a few words for those on The Hill: Don't Do It! The Big Three has continuously leeched money from taxpayers for years while maintaining their form of mismanagement and poor planning. They were told 20 years ago to change; they were told 10 years ago to change; they were told 5 years ago to change. And it's still the same thing.

The Big Three has to stop making cars and trucks for those who think big vehicles will somehow cure erectile dysfunction (or penis envy). People want smart cars, not high-speed, gas guzzling, military armored tanks.

Just say NO!

It's Over!!!!

Obama wins!

And The Peach just wants to celebrate!

The Party's Over

With one week until the election The Peach thought this classic piece would sort of summarize how the McCain camp must be feeling about now. The Peach encourages readers to wait through the mindless banter (or is it alcohol infused?) and listen to the song. Funny thing, the mindless banter sounds like a conversation McCain and Palin would be having.

McCain's Terrorist Buddies

The Peach thought it would be helpful if readers saw the kinds of terrorists John McCain has been pallin' around with.

Meet Lady Macbeth

The Peach thought it would present the REAL Sarah Palin. If you want to see her receiving a blessing to protect her from "the spirit of witchcraft," click here. Yes, kind readers, it really did happen. Notice when the Palinator gets her blessing, she's surrounded by three guys. Eerie coincidence?

You can watch the whole video here.