Goddamned Limey Pantywaist Cops

Take a look at this letter from a London police commander to a goddamned dirty hippy. In it, he apologizes for invading the dirty commie's house and removing a poster of Conservative Prime Minister David Cameron upon which the word "wanker" had been printed.

Our cops would have at least pepper sprayed the bastard. Heck, they'd have shot him if he was darker than a paper bag or wore a hoodie. God damned limey wussies.

That's why we're better than them.



More here.

Lib Media Lightens White Shooter's Photo to Make Him Look Crackerish

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Dan Riehl
Proudly White Patrioblogger
Riehl World View

Dear Mr. Riehl,

Although I enjoyed your post about how mediaislamunistofascists lightened Trayvon Martin's photo to make him appear less thuggish, I think you are mistaken.

We live in a time in which white Christian hetero males experience more discrimination than any other group in the nation. You know it's true. You watch Fox News and read everything published in the Breitbartosphere. Heck, you've even written about it.

The liberal media wouldn't manipulate a photo to make a person's skin appear darker in order to make him look "thuggish." No, they'd lighten his skin to make him look crackerish.

Take a look at the two photos of Landon Jorgensen and you'll see what I mean.

But why would the mediaislamunistofascists want to villainize Landon Jorgensen by making him look like a cracker? Well, the answer is obvious. He's a patriot.

Take a look at his Blogger profile:

LANDON JORGENSEN

My Blogs
Guns, Freedom, and Politics

About Me

Gender: Male
Location: Hurricane, Utah, United States
Introduction: I'm a regular guy in my own right. I love this country and I want to get it back to the way it was when our founding fathers were alive. I am a USMC veteran and was medically discharged for my back issues. When I was discharged I immediately got into being a firearms instructor. My passion is to teach people the correct way to use firearms so that they can be both safe and fun. My goal in life is to own a gun store with shooting range attached.
Interests: Guns, 4 wheeling, camping, hunting. Want to get some horses soon. Red necks, white trucks, and blue ribbon beer. That's American.
Favorite Music: country
Favorite Books: Glenn Beck's Arguing With Idiots

Mr. Jacobson worked as a tactical pistol firearms instructor at the Southern Utah Shooting Sports Park, which, according to its website, is "one of the premier cowboy action shooting venues in the region."

He was also a frequent contributer to concealedcarryforum.com.

He was a real patriot and passionate defender of our right to bear arms.

Oh, and they say he murdered his girlfriend and her 5-year old daughter before he shot himself, but a gun rights warrior wouldn't do that. I bet it was a black guy. Don't you?

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Update

From Patriot Jorgenson's blog:

While many of you may not agree with what the NRA does as a whole, many fail to understand the importance of what they have done for us. Since 1871 they have been the leaders in securing our Second Amendment freedoms.

[...]

Well, if you're not pro-gun then you are anti-gun! I've tried to explain to her several times that if it weren't for guns, this country would've never been freed from England's reign.

In another post we lean he's the only concealed carry instructor who uses powerpoint and holds classes at the local Harley dealer:

If you are in the southern Utah area and do not have your UT Concealed Firearm Permit, let me know and I will schedule you for an upcoming class. The team I teach with is the best one in the region. We are the only ones that have a powerpoint presentation, the only ones that take our students to the shooting range, and the only ones that do it at the Zion Harley Davidson!

Patriotsphere, with an Assist from Stormfront, Weighs in on Trayvon Martin

The patriotsphere was late to weigh in on the shooting of Trayvon Martin. It wasn't because we are simply too lazy and ignorant to be bothered with stories bigger than the latest White House dining faux pas. It's just that we aren't sure how to react to something until we hear what the OBAMUNIST USURPER has to say.

He did so on Friday, saying that he felt sorry for the family and that if he had a son, the boy would look like Trayvon. Leader Newt was the first to respond, noting: "If I had a son who looked like Trayvon, I'd fire his mother and call her a lying ass liberal activist slut."

Being late to address the shooting, it took awhile for the patriotsphere to gather the materials needed to generate a full blown whiterage. Thankfully, the proud Confederate heritage enthusiasts at Stormfront had what we needed, photos of a Trayvon Martin looking "thuggish." It didn't take long for the photos to spread across the patriotsphere.

The proudly white folks at Jawa Report were among the first to post one of the photos (removed on Sunday, screencap below).



Unfortunately, Stormfront, Jawa Report, and the rest of the patriotsphere had fallen for one of the unheartlandishishly hued's oldest traps: the black's ability to look exactly like each other. The photos belonged to a different Trayvon Martin, one who lived in Georgia. He wasn't the Travon Slimm Martin from Miami who was shot.

After being asked why they would trust Stormfront to provide accurate information about the unheartlandishly hued, the proudly white Jawa Report removed the photo and patrioticallyblamed the mistake on a guy who has a suspiciously Muslimy name, Massad Ayoob.

Elsewhere: The "Lightening" of Trayvon

The Brietbartingly brilliant Dan Riehl posts explosive evidence that the media is manipulating photos of Travon Martin to lighten his skin. They are doing so, according to Mr. Riehl, to make Martin appear to be more "innocent:"

The one below has been observed in the media and at forums such as Democracy Now. Clearly, it has been lightened, or softened, somehow. Along with other possible alterations, he looks far more, perhaps innocent is the right word, in the altered image.

and less "thuggish":

We can't say Rick Santorum never warned us about something like this

I never saw Hitler cats wearing drag until the homosexualists started marrying each other.



Tip O' the ol' helmet to The River Wanders.

Centurion Zimmerman Explains Why He Crucified Jesus

All the explanation he needs:

"I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people"

And I believe that the Garden of Eden was located in Jackson County, Missouri.

A Patriot's Guide to Racism and Unracism

Events this week have convinced me that libislamunistofascists have no idea what constitutes racism and what doesn't. It's time we conservatives set them straight.

Example of a racist statement

From Michelle Malkin's "Hot Air:"

At a fundraising event with the First Lady last night, actor Robert De Niro made what The Hill calls a “racially-themed” joke.

“Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white First Lady?” De Niro asked, to which the crowd cried, “No!” De Niro followed up with, “Too soon, right?”

That joke wasn’t just “racially-themed.” Generally, I don’t like to be among the people who cry, “Racist!” at every little thing, but there seems to be quite a bit of confusion in our country about what does and does not constitute racism. If sexism is reducing a person to gender, isn’t racism reducing a person to race? In these sentences, De Niro gives no reason whatsoever as to why Callista Gingrich, Karen Santorum or Ann Romney would make a poor First Lady other than that they’re white. He implied that Michelle Obama should remain the First Lady for no reason other than that she’s black. He surely has other reasons for his views, but, in this joke, he focused solely on the respective races of the women. That, my friends, is racist.

Example of something that is not racist

From the official blog of the conservative John Locke Foundation think tank:

Top Ten Breitbartarian Obama Scandals

Top Ten Obama Scandals Exposed on Fox and in the Patriotsphere

10. Obama sides with black man against cop who arrested him for being black.

9. Obama invites black musicians to the White House.

8. Obama gives Queen an iPod loaded with Motown (black) music

7. As a child, Obama was mentored by a black man who wrote a naughty novel.

6. Obama and First Lady exchange terrorist (black) fist bump

5. Obama wants to give whore pills to our white women

4. Black Obama USDA official hates white people if she's edited patriotically.

3. Obama's uncle is a homeless black man.

2. Obama hugged a black man.

1. Obama's black mother-in-law practices black voodoo magic in the White House.

The Vetting Continues

You've all heard the story of Mitt Romney's dog, Seamus, by now. How could you miss it after all the coverage the uterusitarian media has been giving it?

Granted, I'm uncomfortable with the idea that a presidential candidate could own a dog so cowardly, it defecates in fear every time it's strapped to the top of a moving vehicle for half a day. But there's an even bigger story about a man and his dog that the media isn't covering.

Shortly after his inauguration, Barack Obama welcomed a dog into his family. Bo, as the dog is called, is a Portuguese Water Dog, a black, yes black, Portuguese Water Dog. More importantly, Bo is an immoral black dog, a black dog who regularly commits acts of a sexual nature so depraved, I hesitate to mention them here.

But I must do so. There is no more appropriate way to honor the Breitbartian spirit than to vet the president's dog--did I mention Bo is black--to the fullest possible extent.

Please ask your children to leave the room before you continue reading.

I don't know how to begin this, so I'll just spit it out. Bo is an exhibitionist. He enjoys performing homosexualist acts on his own secret parts in public. Do you understand what I'm trying to describe? To put it bluntly, Bo proudly licks his man bulbs in front of people.

But that's not all he does. Bo also pleasures himself by publicly dragging his hindparts across the lawn, barking in delight as each blade of grass or dandelion bloom wickedly tickles his man sheath.

Imagine what foreign dignitaries must think as they are forced to witness Bo's carnality. I'm told Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu left the Rose Garden in tears after seeing one of Bo's exhibitions. They say he had to bomb Gaza for three days to get that image out of his mind.

Italy's Silvio Berlusconi's reaction was even worse. After Bo pleasured himself on the former Italian PM's leg, Berlusconi shared a cigarette with his new canine friend and invited Bo to party with him in Naples.

Recruitment successful.

Yet, the uterusitarian media doesn't report it. You'll find no ball licking photos in any White House press photographer's portfolio. I guess that's why we must vet the president here.