INTO THE SUN

A semi-automatic-toting Steven Seagal is Border Control's new face

steven seagal via Shutterstock

He's also an actor, director, philanthropist, aikido sensei, blues guitarist, Buddhist lama, international environmental diplomat, sheriff’s deputy, energy drink creator, Texas border guard, and current defendant in a lawsuit.

NOM ON THAT

NOM calls for federal investigation of LGBT group, IRS

Maggie Gallagher on RT screengrab

The National Organization for Marriage has called for a federal investigation into how the the Human Rights Campaign acquired tax documents exposing a confidential list of donors.

FREEBIRD

Urinal game allows users to ‘play guitar’ with their pee

Guitar Pee urinal game

A Brazilian company had invented a whole new way for users to rock out with their cocks out.

SAME OLD DIRTY GOP TRICKS

Attorney: Fake Dems in Wisconsin committing election fraud

[Image via Karen Hickey]

Six fake Democrats running in upcoming recall primaries to push back the election date in Wisconsin are violating the law, according to an election attorney.

BOOM BOOM ROOM

Colbert Report takes on Florida’s manatee mailbox massacre

Manatee mailbox parts in the road

The idyllic town of Cocoa, Florida may seem like a peaceful place, but lurking there between the palm fronds is a violent criminal.

SHE SPELLS IT 'DICK TATER'

Bachmann: Obama a ‘health care dictator’ for contraception deal

Michele Bachmann speaks to PolitiChicks

In a recent interview with PolitiChicks, the former Republican presidential candidate told Ann-Marie Murrell that the eventual GOP nominee would be “1000 percent” better than Obama, no matter who that person was.

Tech News

Google betting big on social media and mobile

Google co-founder Larry Page said his first year back at the company’s helm has been…

‘Anonymous’ says it will hack more Chinese sites

The hacking group Anonymous said Friday it would continue targeting China, after announcing it had…

Media

Current TV: Olbermann has specialized in pounding the table

Current TV slammed political commentator Keith Olbermann on Thursday, after the infamously volatile pundit filed…

Keith Olbermann files lawsuit against Current TV

Liberal commentator Keith Olbermann on Thursday filed a lawsuit in the Los Angeles County Superior Court…

World

Mexico cartel leader given life sentence in U.S.

A US court sentenced the leader of Mexico’s Juarez cartel, who allegedly admitted a role in over 1,500 murders, to…

Coast Guard sinks Japan tsunami ‘ghost ship’

The US Coast Guard sunk a Japanese “ghost ship” with bursts of heavy gunfire when it drifted into Alaskan waters…

Philippines stages bloody Easter crucifixions

Roman Catholic fanatics in the Philippines had themselves nailed to the cross Friday in a bloody display of religious frenzy…

China paper tells soldiers to ignore Internet rumors

China’s main military newspaper told soldiers Friday to ignore Internet gossip and close ranks around the government, in the latest…

U.S. News

Gov. Scott Walker repeals Wisconsin Equal Pay law

With little fanfare, union-busting Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI) yesterday signed a repeal of Wisconsin’s equal…

Monsanto threatens legal action over Vermont GMO labeling bill

If lawmakers in Vermont decide to require all genetically modified food be labeled as such,…

25% rise in homicides linked to weak gun control laws: analysis

Guardian analysis finds 25% rise in justifiable homicides, and casts doubt on claim of a…

Obama team slams Romney over financial records

US President Barack Obama’s camp accused Republican Mitt Romney of hiding his finances in a…

Obama to hold forum on women and the economy

US President Barack Obama hosts a forum Friday on women and the economy, as aides…