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Archive for August, 2009

SPARE CHANGE AMERICA?

Monday, August 31st, 2009

 For sale at the Alaska state fair… Yeah, post-racial America my pale, smoothly shaven skinny ass. I wonder if the former Governor can see Yazoo City Mississippi from her window?

A CLASSIC FOR YOUR NEW WORK WEEK

Monday, August 31st, 2009

A wealthy old gent decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa, taking his faithful, elderly dog named Killer, along for the company.

One day the old dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old dog thinks, “Oh, oh! I’m in deep doo-doo now!” Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old dog exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. “Whew!” says the leopard, “That was close! That old dog nearly had me!”

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old dog sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, “Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!”

Now, the old dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, “What am I going to do now?”, but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old dog says…

“Where’s that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard! ”

Moral of this story…

Don’t mess with the old dogs… age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.

 I should know, as I struggle along in my 24th somewhat abbreviated year of broadcasting.

With any luck we will be back to a twice monthly schedlue come the wintertime… and it will be heating season before you know it pal.

Bush Questions Brevity of Obama’s Vacation

Monday, August 31st, 2009

by Andy Borowitz 

Former president George W. Bush criticized President Barack Obama for taking such a brief August vacation, arguing that the brevity of his summer break “sends the wrong message to terrorists.”

“The one way to let the evildoers know that they don’t have you all stressed out would have been by taking all of August off,” Mr. Bush told reporters at his ranch in Crawford, Texas. “I always made sure I did that.”

The former president called Mr. Obama’s golf game in Martha’s Vineyard “a positive step,” but added, “It may be a case of too little, too late.”

Mr. Bush said “there’s still time” for Mr. Obama to correct his mistake, and recommended that the president “take all of September off, clear a little brush or shoot some hoops”

THANKS FOR LISTENING TO VINTAGE JOHN LIGHTNING

Saturday, August 29th, 2009

YOUNG JL

Thanks to one and all for listening to the nascent sound of 11L from very early in our pirate days. Not having had time to preview the aircheck and edit it, it was a tad music heavy, but at least the music was good.

Most all of our archive is packed, however I did find an 11L aircheck from 1995 that we will be previewing to see if it will air in two weeks instead of more roots of John Lightning from ’86.

And yes, that is me in the pic above, which I’m keeping up so family & friends can check it out and join you in wondering “Gee he was such a cute kid… what happened’?

 

Your comments would be appreciated, at this posting or by E Mail to: 

Johnplightning@AOL.Com

 NOTE: If you read our posting on Ted Kennedy  (below) please check it once more for an update featuring the opinion of the ever acerbic Bob Grant!

DOWNLOAD OUR MOST RECENT SHOWS NOW

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Finally, last weeks shows, two classics, represenative of what we do here at 11L/RNI, are up and available for downloading. 

The hour long Music Extravagonzo and the almost two hour standard extravagonzo are in separate files for your downloading pleasure. Just use the link below to get to our downloads page and grab the files dated 2009-08-23. Dave’s music show will be posted later as time permits. 

And love it or loathe it, please leave feedback in the form of comments. Hey, give us back something for the charity work we do providing you with great radio.

 Thanks! http://johnlightning.com/11LRNI/    

The Liberal Lion Sleeps Tonight, And Forever More

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

 UPDATE:  A listener has made me aware today (8/30/09) of a blog entry posted on the same day as mine by Robert (Bob) Grant, who gets a mention at the top of my posting.

Bob, never a fan of Ted, naturally played up ‘the incident’, but went on to detail the immigration act of 1964 that I mentioned as I agree with him that it changed the face of America, and yes, not necessarily for the better.

I was unaware of its strict percentage restrictions on who was allowed in and who was barred the door (unconfirmed information), which Bob notes. A link to his much more scathing entry is given below.

Also note, Grant returns to WABC for a 2 hour show, every Sunday fro Noon to 2PM Eastern time… quite an alternative lead in to Dave Marsh on Sirius/XM whose program is must listen radio, and to put it quite mildly, rather different ideologically from Bob’s. Gee, even when my show is in repose, Sundays are turning out to be fun again on the radio!

Grant’s rant: 

http://www.bobgrantonline.com/archive/post_ted.cfm

Now, back to the original posting by yours truly!

“My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy’s car”. Remember that classic slap at the man many will recall only as ‘The Swimmer” (A Robert Grant line I believe).
 

 How sad to have that incident define Ted’s life for so many. Sure most of us in this radio biz have all tweaked him in some way; the Chappaquiddick incident was ultimately comedy gold for many, as was his life in general, fraught as it was with political missteps, flirtatious assignations galore, and quite a bit of old John Barleycorn. I can recall Mark Simone and Tom Leykis back in the day turning out some brutally funny stuff based on the scandalous incident that Chappaquiddick was.


 
But the man deserves the tributes and praise that will be heaped upon him. Imperfect asshole that he was (making him pretty much like you and me pal), his fierce fealty to liberal causes and programs that more often than not did serve the public good, are hallmarks of quality not to be ignored.
 
For whatever reasons people such as he enter public life when they are financially positioned to lay back and just enjoy a life of indolence and sloth most of us would be satisfied with, public service did call and he delivered.
 

In 46 years of service he did his share of good, although what many believe to be his greatest accomplishment I still believe was his most flawed, the Immigration Act of 1965, which literally changed the face of America, and in a manner that was nowhere near as well thought out as one might have hoped. The degree to which the ethnic makeup of America was transformed by the law he helped see passed certainly turned out to be far greater than most could have foreseen.
 

And yes his personal life was a mess. I’ll leave it to pundits of far greater eloquence and insight to discourse in detail on his accomplishments. But for one example, long before it was a popular idea, he had championed a publically operated, single payer, national health care system. It tells too much about the brutality of many in power, that decades after his first initiatives in that area, we are still debating such a plan, rather than benefitting from such.
 

In many ways he was a few steps ahead of the pack. I believe his accomplishments outweigh his personal failings and those laws he may have passed that have been less than successful.
 

Finally, he helped deliver unto us, a savior, well Barack Obama… for which many may end up loving him or loathing him more for. Regardless he more often than not got it right from the left and supported ideas and programs that have endured and made better our nation.
 

Any time a voice of liberal thought is lost is a loss for the nation. And although the event of 7/18/69 shall linger in his legacy, I can only think how many public officials have sent so many men and woman to their deaths for no good reason, who will be remembered without the stain, the enduring reminder of a lapse of serious notoriety, he brought upon himself.

Whose life and policies hurt more people? Ted’s legacy will forever suffer the ignominy of one awful day, while Bush will remain heroic in the eyes of many a wing-nut, and Saint Regan remains such, despite all those his policies intentionally hurt.


 Yes, Ted Kennedy was a sad and flawed man in many ways, yet few worked as long and as hard to try to do right by this nation as did he. All things considered, he shall be missed. The liberal lion deserves to be lionized for all he did right, those things that should truly be his legacy, programs and law that overwhelmingly obviated any flaws or wrong. 

                                              John Lightning PS  As I sit in the soon to be vacated 11L facility, I have ‘Hardball’ on. Of course MSNBC is wall to wall Ted Kennedy, and is properly reverential and positive in reviewing his legacy.  Opposite that broadcast on FOX, is crazy like a FOX Broadcaster Glenn Beck, interviewing Rush Limbaugh both practically calling the president a traitor and danger greater than any other to our nations future. Do you need any further proof of the difference between these two ‘news’ outlets.

 Yeah, both may be light on news and slanted to suit differing agendas, but I’ll still take MSNBC any time.   Even in the wake of the passing of a man as important and as much a part of our nations history as Ted Kennedy has passed, FOX shills for the usual anti-Obama audience and ignores the days main story. I have no desire to watch and see how they treat Ted’s passing, I can guess it will be less than favorable!       

CNN: Michael Jackson’s Death Ruled a Primetime Special

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

by Andy Borowitz 

CNN is reporting that the death of the singer Michael Jackson has been ruled a primetime special, network sources confirm.  “Based on the latest report of the Los Angeles coroner, we are ruling Mr. Jackson’s death a primetime special to be aired at 9 PM eastern, 8 central,” a CNN spokesperson said. 

Sources close to the Jackson investigation were waiting in recent days to see whether the singer’s death would be ruled a primetime special or merely a series of updates spread across the network’s schedule. 

But with the news that his death had been ruled a primetime special, the network was already hard at work teaching Larry King how to pronounce all the drugs found in Michael Jackson’s body.   

 

Obama’s Fight for Reform: Lay off the footwork and throw a punch!

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

The column linked below is a must read! Still wondering why I am so down on the man of hope that I voted for with no great zeal. Joe Bageant makes the case for just how ineffective and contrary to all we ‘hoped’ for when many of us voted for him Obama has been. 

Can you say ‘One Term President’ boys ‘N’ girls? Click on the link below, and be entertained and informed! 

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/23472   

AND THIS JUST IN

Monday, August 24th, 2009

The health care debate goes on…take health insurance from all the old men in Congress and see how fast things go… Health care reform opponents are using England’s National Health Service as an example of how government sponsored health care doesn’t work. Proponents of the plan have just two words. “Keith Richards”. 

The CW network is advertising the show “the beautiful life” with naked pictures of the cast. Plans to do the same with the cast of 60 minutes have fortunately been put on hold. 

Former Congressman Tom DeLay has been chosen as a contestant on “Dancing With The Stars”. Considering the way he tap danced his way right out of going to prison, I guess they figured he could make it to the finals. 

South Africa is being asked to check if female running sensation Caster Semenya is really a woman!  Of course, if she was here in the U.S., we’d just put her in a room full of other women and see how long she could stay there without talking! 

A woman that had an affair with Bernard Madoff said in a book that he was really good at oral sex. I guess he is going to real popular in jail after all. 

An Israeli man says he sold a kidney for $20,000 to a transplant patient in the U.S. On the down side it turns out the kidney he sold belonged to Sonny Payne. 

Kenyans finished first and second in a German Marathon… and both had the last name Obama. Coincidence? I think not! 

President Obama riled up right wingers Friday after issuing a video wishing the Muslim world a happy Ramadan holiday. It’s a tricky task for this president unlike George Bush who could do it without a problem. That’s because when President Bush sent Ramadan greetings to the Muslim world everybody knew his greeting was full of shit. 

In Washington State, a truck carrying hundreds of flats of strawberries overturned on the freeway. The result? Yep….traffic jam. 

How To Get the Same Health Care That the Lockerbie Bomber is Getting

Monday, August 24th, 2009

by Andy Borowitz 

So the Lockerbie bomber, Abdel Baset al Megrahi, was sprung from prison so that he could receive medical attention in his native Libya, where he was given a hero’s welcome.  Let’s leave aside the hero’s welcome part for a moment — there are 47 million uninsured Americans who’d love to get the medical attention part. 

 So what do you have to do to get health care in 2009 — become an international terrorist?  No, actually, every prisoner in US prisons gets it. Excuse me, I’ve got to go rob a liquor store