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Sunday, May 13, 2012

Asshole.
Posted by Jill | 1:57 PM

Ce N'est Pas Eduardo Saverin

By the time you get to this scene in The Social Network, your heart is breaking for Eduardo Saverin. After all, he's played by Andrew Garfield, whose Tall Thin and Tortured Britishness is on full display throughout the movie, despite the American speech inflections. Garfield is sweet, soulful, cute as a button, and is all about heartbreak. He's a sweet-souled organ donor in Never Let Me Go, he's soulful Biff in the current Broadway revival of Death of a Salesman, and he's going to be Peter Parker this summer. But in The Social Network, his Eduardo is the loyal friend, the cute, goofy guy with the psycho Asian girlfriend, the naïf taken for a schmuck by Evil Mark Zuckerberg and his own private Rasputin, Evil Sean Parker.

Saverin gained a certain amount of admiration in the aftermath of all the Facebook lawsuits, because unlike the Villainous Winklevii, the chiseled twin heirs of Animal House's Greg Marmelard who have made a career out of suing for ever-more Facebook money, he took an undisclosed settlement and went away.

It seems that now he's gone REALLY far away -- to Singapore, where he has decamped and renounced his US citizenship to avoid paying 15% capital gains taxes on the money he stands to make from the Facebook IPO:

Eduardo Saverin, the billionaire co- founder of Facebook Inc. (FB), renounced his U.S. citizenship before an initial public offering that values the social network at as much as $96 billion, a move that may reduce his tax bill.

Facebook plans to raise as much as $11.8 billion through the IPO, the biggest in history for an Internet company. Saverin’s stake is about 4 percent, according to the website whoownsfacebook.com. At the high end of the proposed IPO market capitalization, that would be worth about $3.84 billion. His holdings aren’t listed in Facebook’s regulatory filings.

[snip]

“Eduardo recently found it more practical to become a resident of Singapore since he plans to live there for an indefinite period of time,” said Tom Goodman, a spokesman for Saverin, in an e-mailed statement.

Saverin’s name is on a list of people who chose to renounce citizenship as of April 30, published by the Internal Revenue Service. Saverin made that move “around September” of last year, according to his spokesman.

Besides helping cut tax bills stemming from the Facebook, the move may also help him avoid capital gains taxes on future investments since Singapore doesn’t have a capital gains tax.


Farhad Manjoo has a few things to say about the Brazilian-born young billionaire, whose wealthy businessman father moved the family to the US after his son's name appeared on a list of people to be kidnapped by gangs:
Would it be too much to say that America saved Eduardo Saverin? Probably. Maybe that’s just too overwrought. The Saverins were just another in a long line of immigrants who’d come to America for the opportunity it affords—the opportunity, among other things, to not have to worry that your child will be kidnapped just because you’ve become wealthy.

Just because his parents moved here doesn’t mean Eduardo Saverin owes America anything, right?

Yet if you study the trajectory of Saverin’s life—the path that took him from being an immigrant kid to a Harvard student to an instant billionaire to the subject of an Oscar-winning motion picture—it emerges as a uniquely American story. At just about every step between his landing in Miami and his becoming a co-founder of Facebook, you find American institutions and inventions playing a significant part in his success.

Would Eduardo Saverin have been successful anywhere else? Maybe, but not as quickly, and not as spectacularly. It was only thanks to America—thanks to the American government’s direct and indirect investments in science and technology; thanks to the U.S. justice system; the relatively safe and fair investment climate made possible by that justice system; the education system that educated all of Facebook’s workers, and on and on—it was only thanks to all of this that you know anything at all about Eduardo Saverin today.

Manjoo proceeds then to enumerate the ways in which the United States government helped Saverin to become the billionaire he is about to become. The ways government helps entrepreneurs may not take the form of checks, but it's there. And when greedy, ungrateful assholes like Eduardo Saverin -- or Willard Romney, for that matter -- decide to hide their billions in foreign bank accounts to avoid even the small percentage of capital gains taxes that are due on their billions, they lose all right to be regarded as human beings and not sociopaths.

Eduardo Saverin is thirty years old. 85% of his Facebook billions will allow him to buy as many toys and women as a thirty-year-old could want -- more than he could buy in a thousand lifetimes. You could make the argument that Mark Zuckerberg is a "job creator" because Facebook employs about 2000 people -- a tiny fraction of the kids graduating college this year who will need jobs. But Eduardo Saverin didn't come up with the idea and didn't write the code. Eduardo Saverin was the middleman -- just as Mitt Romney is a middleman and Jamie Dimon is a middleman. These are people who produce nothing but greed and corruption, and they're the ones fighting hardest to avoid their obligation as citizens.

Farhad Manjoo is 100% correct. Eduardo Saverin owes the US -- big-time. And from now on, when people hear his name, they should think not of adorable, soulful, tortured little Andrew Garfield, but instead they should think of all the greedy bastards throughout history, stuffing their pockets with cash while people around them scramble for scraps.
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On a Mission from God
Posted by Jill | 6:41 AM
Not that they ever could really get the band back together after Belushi died, but the Blues Brothers Band (and long before that, Booker T. and the MGs) has lost its bass player, Donald "Duck" Dunn.

Is there a better bass line in the world than the one in "Green Onions"? I'm pretty sure I've posted this video of Duck and Steve Cropper in Australia in 2008 before, but it deserves to be posted again, in a context that doesn't involve continence pants:



Except maybe the one in "Time is Tight", here performed in Amsterdam, 2010:


Thanks for the riffs.
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Saturday, May 12, 2012

Yes, it does matter. Here's why.
Posted by Jill | 2:31 PM
While on a 6-hour bus ride back from a company meeting in New Hampshire last night, a friend and colleague told me about something her son did afterone of his recent youth baseball game. I've met her son. He's a freckle-faced thirteen-year-old who squirms in his chair and loves movies like Old School -- and fart jokes. A kid on the team, who doesn't play well and sounds like one of those "quirky kids", struck out with a man on base to lose the game. My friend's son went over to the kid, gave him a fist bump and said, "It's OK...there's always another game."

I thought about that last night as I was getting ready to turn in. And I realized that that kid who struck out is going to have all kinds of people giving him crap before he becomes an adult and the bullying stops. But he is always going to remember how a teammate who's as natural born a pitcher as you'll ever see in a youth sports league came over to him after his humiliation and told him that it's OK. And that memory may help get him through the tough times.

John Lauber, a closeted gay youth who suffered the ignominy of having a young Willard Romney cut his hair while another high school bully held him down, never had a memory of someone like my friend's son to hold close in the bad times, and it still haunted him thirty years later:
“Hey, you’re John Lauber,” Seed recalled saying at the start of a brief conversation. Seed, also among those who witnessed the Romney-led incident, had gone on to a career as a teacher and principal. Now he had something to get off his chest.
“I’m sorry that I didn’t do more to help in the situation,” he said.
Lauber paused, then responded, “It was horrible.” He went on to explain how frightened he was during the incident, and acknowledged to Seed, “It’s something I have thought about a lot since then.”
When I was about five, perhaps six, the kid next door that I hung out with all the time had a little blown-glass duck that I liked. One day it was sitting right out, and I took it. I remember pulling it out of my pocket while in the car a few days later and saying, "Look what I found in my pocket!" I don't remember exactly how my mother got it out of me that I had taken it from my friend, but she made me return it. To this day, I remember running into the neighbor's house, putting the little duck on an end table, saying "I wanted to borrow the duck", and running out. I remember how awful I felt to this day. That stuck with me so much that one time I found a green pepper wedged in my shopping cart when I got out to the parking lot and I took it back in and paid for it. That's what I learned from taking my friend's little tchotchke.

Willard Romney learned nothing from his homophobic humiliation of a closeted gay student. In fact, he doesn't even remember it happening -- or so he says. This is what sociopaths do -- they block out the memory of bad things they did. I have no doubt that O.J. Simpson has blocked out how he killed his wife. Jeffrey MacDonald has blocked out for over forty years how he killed his wife and children. Gay-bashing may not be the same as murder, but there's no doubt that what Willard Romney did to John Lauber went a long way towards destroying the latter's soul. And he claims not to remember, which means that either he believes he did nothing wrong, or assault was so much a part of what Willard Romney did as a youth that it doesn't stick out as being anything different.

Willard Romney belongs to a church that largely financed California's Proposition 8, which sought to overturn a state Supreme Court decision to permit gay marriage. His adherence to his faith requires him to be anti-gay. There are at least four million Americans who are gay. Willard Romney is running to be President of the United States, not President of the Mormon States of America, or of the Right Wing States of America, or the States of Homophobic Guys Who Are Homophobic Because They Themselves Get Turned On By Gay P0rn And Are Terrified That They Could Live A Life That Is Not A Lie. That he as a young man was so threatened by a man's long blond hair that he assaulted him with a scissors is not just a prank, and it's not "boys will be boys." It's the sign of a deeply disturbed mind, one that should not be allowed anywhere near a position of power.
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Friday, May 11, 2012

A Crime is Forever.

(By American Zen's Mike Flannigan, on loan from Ari)

Greg the Gut and Eric Bollweevil of Fox "News" (henceforth known as the temporary official propaganda arm of the Kolob star system) hit a new low yesterday.

While paying lip service to the Washington Post "hit piece" on Mitt Romney savagely attacking a gay student with a pointed, sharp object in 1965, the right wing hosts not so subtly turned the conversation around to a completely unrelated, irrelevant and hardly equivalent matter: President Obama's drug usage as a young man. But Gutfeld and Bolling couldn't stop at that. No, after saying that Willard shouldn't be held accountable for a crime he'd committed (which today would be a felony and a hate crime, at that) in 1965, Gut and Bollweevil decided on the spot that Obama's drug use in the 70's and admitted by Mr.Obama in a 17 year-old book was fair game. Then the right wing part of the panel turned into an high tech lynch mob when Bolling said, without any basis, that the future president of the United States was a drug dealer.

There's so much that's wrong with this video that space and time forbids unpacking this right wing pogrom's assertions. But this goes to show how hysterical Fox is becoming over the inevitable re-election of Barack Obama. While I don't condone illegal drug use of any sort, one must make allowances for the culture of the time (and no, I don't consider homophobia and violent attacks on gays to be a legitimate part of any nation's culture). One must also make an allowance for the fact that the future leader of the free world was a fallible human who got some idiocy out of his system. Mr. Obama even wrote in Dreams of My Father that by the time he'd matriculated at Columbia University, he'd "stopped getting high."

In other words, the president learned from his mistakes and when his academic career was kicked into a whole new and much more serious level, he cleaned up his act and knuckled down.

Contrast that with the Mitt Romney/John Lauber incident of 1965. Mitt Romney targeted a closeted student who was rumored to be gay and cravenly assembled a posse to back him up like some right wing, spittle-flecked Scott Farkas because he lacked the balls to take on even a defenseless gay boy one on one, and viciously attacked him with a pair of scissors.

As stated in yesterday's post by Jurassicpork, Willard Scissorhands didn't suffer any disciplinary action whatsoever while the victim was expelled from the same Cranbrook prep school for smoking a cigarette outside of any of the buildings, meaning that, while every one of the students were supposedly equals in the cream of society, some were more equal than others and that definitely included the son of the current Governor of Michigan, Mitt Romney.

While the President of the United States learned from his mistakes and realized that mild drug use led to no advancement, Romney in his hastily-constructed denials and ersatz apologies yesterday in the Fox universe has obviously learned nothing. While his campaign (and Fox, in the echo chamber reverberating and getting amplified between themselves and the Romney campaign) is denying or downplaying these incidents of cruelty and homophobia as minor and unsubstantiated, the timing of the WaPo article (which benefited from no less than five sources, one of them a former GOP county chair, who were there and witnessed the Lauber/Romney attack) plainly due to the Obama administration, Romney still showed in no uncertain terms that he simply doesn't get it.

Being an acolyte of a glorified cult that's seen more than its share of hatred and criticism, you'd think that even coddled Romney would have some insight as to what it feels like to be singled out for persecution and derision, especially since numbers more than suggest there are more gays, lesbians and bisexuals in the US than there are Mormons.

This is part and parcel to the mindset of the sociopath that is Mitt Romney: An utter inability to feel any empathy for the victims of any crime or prejudice even when he himself must have been the object of prejudice and ridicule. It's obviously way beyond Romney's capability to imagine what it would've felt like to have a "posse" of angry students hunting him down and pulling his Mormon fundie undies in a vicious wedgie simply because he was a Mormon.

And Fox "News", in its conveniently-constructed echo chamber that goes from the Romney campaign to Fox to right wing bloggers and back to Fox again in their ongoing, pathetic attempts to manufacture consensus, obviously never asked this question and are themselves incapable of seeing the hypocrisy of holding against the president minor infractions that hurt no one and written about 17 years ago while declaring that Romney's own high school "hijinx" are off limits and irrelevant.

Plus we can be assured that even growing up into a middle-aged, supposedly more mature man, Romney essentially bullied a commission that was mandated to protect LGBT students from bullying by threatening to cut their funding while Governor of my home state of Massachusetts. Willard claims this was all done in the name of fiscal responsibility but it doesn't wash when one remembers the fascist GOP in Romney's home state of Michigan essentially trying to do the same thing with Matt's Safe School law. Obviously, Romney never learned from his mistakes at Cranbrook and, if anything, has doubled down on his vicious homophobia.

Hatred and homophobia are never irrelevant. And the fact that people in the LGBT community in the 60's weren't protected by civil rights laws doesn't make Willard's cruel, sociopathic and despicable acts against gays and the disabled any less crimes against humanity.
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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Mister Willard: Hair Stylist to the Elite

Stop me if this sounds familiar (although I won't stop even if it does):

Uptight, right wing douchebag with a well-connected father in politics, a failed athlete and cheerleader, assaults fellow students at an elite school with complete and utter impunity then, decades later, denies any recollection whatsoever of the incident.

If it sounds like Gary Trudeau's recollections of George W. Bush, you'd be wrong. It's the WaPo's expose of Willard's time at Cranbrook, Michigan's most elite prep school.

According to five of Willard's classmates (including a dentist, two attorneys and a principal who'd later become a county chair for the Michigan GOP) at the time,
John Lauber, a soft-spoken new student one year behind Romney, was perpetually teased for his nonconformity and presumed homosexuality. Now he was walking around the all-boys school with bleached-blond hair that draped over one eye, and Romney wasn’t having it.

“He can’t look like that. That’s wrong. Just look at him!” an incensed Romney told Matthew Friedemann, his close friend in the Stevens Hall dorm, according to Friedemann’s recollection. Mitt, the teenaged son of Michigan Gov. George Romney, kept complaining about Lauber’s look, Friedemann recalled.

A few days later, Friedemann entered Stevens Hall off the school’s collegiate quad to find Romney marching out of his own room ahead of a prep school posse shouting about their plan to cut Lauber’s hair. Friedemann followed them to a nearby room where they came upon Lauber, tackled him and pinned him to the ground. As Lauber, his eyes filling with tears, screamed for help, Romney repeatedly clipped his hair with a pair of scissors... The incident transpired in a flash, and Friedemann said Romney then led his cheering schoolmates back to his bay-windowed room in Stevens Hall.

Predictably, the selectively amnesiac Romney campaign is circling the wagons and refusing to address the issue as if it's currently under litigation. Romney himself claims not to remember the vicious attack (and perhaps he doesn't. Do you honestly believe that Willard remembers the name of every US worker he ever threw out in the street?). However,
His campaign spokeswoman, Andrea Saul, said in a statement that “anyone who knows Mitt Romney knows that he doesn’t have a mean-spirited bone in his body. The stories of fifty years ago seem exaggerated and off base and Governor Romney has no memory of participating in these incidents.”

Campaign officials denied a request for an interview with Romney. They also declined to comment further about his years at Cranbrook.

Well, Romney's canned apologies for any pranks "that went too far" fell on the deaf ears of Mr. Lauber, who passed away eight years ago. And Willard not having "a mean-spirited bone in his body" is pretty much belied by the Seamus incident, a classic case of animal cruelty that you commonly see on Animal Planet, one for which one could and should be imprisoned and fined. But if you're Willard Romney, you can get away with that. At the time of this incident in which Willard briefly and brutally (and, ironically) pursued a career as a hair stylist, his Daddy was the Governor of Michigan. All the same, because he was the crème de la crème de la crème, surely the political fallout and being the son of a powerful public figure would've necessarily involved comeuppance?
Friedemann, guilt ridden, made a point of not talking about it with his friend and waited to see what form of discipline would befall Romney at the famously strict institution. Nothing happened.

Posterity similarly fails to record any comeuppance when the son of George Herbert Walker Bush burned red hot coat hangers into the flesh of his classmates, burns that Bush fils had compared to a mere cigarette burn (an altogether humane way of showing fraternal love and affection since a lit cigarette burns at 1112° F.).

Romney's own brushing off of the incident, given (naturally, in a hastily-scheduled phone interview mere hours after the WaPo publishing the article) to Fox and Brian Kilmeade, is suspiciously but typically bereft of remorse:
“I don’t remember that incident,” Romney said, laughing. “I certainly don’t believe that I thought the fellow was homosexual. That was the furthest thing from our minds back in the 1960s, so that was not the case.”

No, that was precisely the point. Other classmates remember when Lauber would stand up to speak in class, Romney would shout, "Atta girl!" (Note to you, asshole: They're no longer called "homosexual" but "gay." If you insist on calling gays homosexuals, then we reserve the right to call your Marvel Comics "religion" a cult.)

Romney's attitude toward Mr. Lauber, who was openly gay, reveals many things that went to form the ruthless and sociopathic businessman he'd decades later become: Lack of humanity and compassion, combined with an absolute and complete absence of restraint or self control, created one of the first of many, many victims of the actions of Willard Romney, a psychopath who still laughs about his cruelty, refuses to recognize it as cruelty and didn't stick around long enough to see the damage, to hear the postscript.

And it is this:

The victim of Mitt "He With Impunity" Romney, John Lauber of South Bend, Indiana, was subsequently expelled from Cranbrook for smoking a cigarette. It was as if he'd never recovered. He led an aimless, drifting existence that nonetheless led him into public service of some sort. Long after Willard dodged the Vietnam draft by claiming Mormon missionary status and cycling through France while living in a palace fit for a king, Lauber served food to civilian contractors in war zones such as Bosnia and Iraq, automatically making him more conversant about the effects of war than a coddled, pampered right wing coward like Mitt Romney will ever be.

40 years after Romney's triumphant graduation from Cranbrook, the Governor of Massachusetts was invited 40 years later to a triumphant return. Lauber had died young in a Seattle hospital the year before, completely forgotten and permanently so were it not for the Washington Post's article. Decades after the incident, Lauber's former classmate, GOP country chair John Seed, saw him at an airport. He mentioned the incident.
“Hey, you’re John Lauber,” Seed recalled saying at the start of a brief conversation. Seed, also among those who witnessed the Romney-led incident, had gone on to a career as a teacher and principal. Now he had something to get off his chest.

“I’m sorry that I didn’t do more to help in the situation,” he said.

Lauber paused, then responded, “It was horrible.” He went on to explain how frightened he was during the incident, and acknowledged to Seed, “It’s something I have thought about a lot since then.”

It's a lifelong reaction, a trauma, actually, that Mitt Romney and sociopathic scum like him don't even recognize much less feel remorse for. It's absolutely indistinguishable from the bullying that today is the rightful target of so much intolerance, bullying of gay students that is now an offense punishable by stiff fines and even stiffer jail time. Just because Mitt Romney is the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, it does not mean we should sweep this under the rug and pretend it didn't happen or, like Romney, downgrade it to a mere harmless prank. If anything, this deserves to become as viral and undying as the Seamus incident and to paint an even more complete picture of the monster that is Willard Romney.
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See the Evil And the Good Without Hiding
Posted by Tata | 8:07 AM
When last we left god-forsaken Kansas, it was ready to forsake caring for women, even sick women. Perhaps the bill will pass, perhaps not, but that's not really this issue, in my opinion. No, the real question is where is the AMA? Why does the AMA not step in and insist that legislators knock off this destructive shit that will make doctors all but uninsurable in Kansas and any other state that permits or, as in New Hampshire, demands doctors lie to patients?
Neutrality favors the oppressor 100% of the time.

It's the best question the AMA's website does nothing to address. Have a look at the site. It's so mild it says nothing at all about anything, really. Fortunately, there's a contact site, so you can ask the AMA yourself. I wrote a charming, profanity-free letter asking why the AMA is silent when women are harassed, misled, misinformed, mistreated, left untreated and, as far as the statutes are concerned, raped? This is not medical care. It is complicity with torturers.

You too might want to write a letter.

Crossposted from Poor Impulse Control.

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Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Got Time To Take A Fast Train
Posted by Tata | 12:19 PM
Don't look now, but the Freewayblogger has been very busy.
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Dear Eugene

A letter that I just had to send to Eugene Delgaudio, noted repressed homosexual:

"OK, listen up, you pathetic, homophobic asswipe:

At first, you were amusing. I'd written a long, satirical post about you a year or two ago. Jon Stewart had briefly mentioned you on The Daily Show but your 15 minutes had long since passed. You became tiresome and unfit even for parody. I unsubscribed to your updates, to which I'd never subscribed, in the first place. Months passed. Then earlier this year, I found that I'd been resubscribed, again, without making any effort on my own part to do so.

Seconds after I send this to you, I will unsubscribe yet again then block your email address but before I do this, I need to tell you something:

Your feverish, sweaty, bug-eyed conspiracies about Obama-sponsored homosexual Coup de têtes and warehouses filled with homosexual propaganda (that, for some reason, you were allegedly trolling in the dead of night) immediately reveal you as a closeted homosexual. A recent scientific study conclusively proved that those most loudly railing about the LGBT community are more often than not repressed self-loathing homosexuals such as yourself. To paraphrase the bromide, the squeakiest wheel gets the semen.

Unfortunately for the LGBT community, you are not the colorful, sweet gay man who loves and accepts everyone at face value and simply wants the same rights as every other tax-paying American citizen. No, you are the dark side of homosexuality. You are the self-repressing, self-loathing kind who not only denies who he is, but you would seek to deny basic, inalienable rights to your fellow homosexuals. You seem to believe in your funhouse mirror of a mind that, if I loathe myself and my own kind loudly and long enough, I will eventually expunge the gayness in me.


You are to the rest of the gay community as fellow gay-baiter Fred Phelps is to the Democratic Party: An embarrassment, so much so that Phelps' affiliation with our party tempts us into forming another party into which he and his inbred ilk, hopefully, will not follow us.

The homosexual community does not need people like you in its midst. There's nothing you can do about being gay, no matter what Marcus Bachmann and other repressed "Pray the gay away" gay men say. I would think, with North Carolina's noxious Amendment One passing by a 61-39% margin last night, you'd be elated. But apparently, self-loathing fags such as yourself won't be appeased until others like you are eradicated from the earth.

But here's a clue, moron: Gay and bisexual people like me have been around since the dawn of human history and will be around as long as mankind endures. And the sooner you accept that as a matter of immutable fact, the sooner you can come out and swish around in a mesh shirt in the Castro while singing show tunes between sips of your wine spritzer.

Or you can do the truly decent thing and walk past the Castro, muse on what could've been and take that last long step off the Golden Gate Bridge. Don't forget to tie a cinder block or two around your neck for good measure.
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Monday, May 07, 2012

Whither journalism?
Posted by Jill | 6:36 AM
What happens to journalism in the aftermath of a Bush Administration official claiming that since we're an empire, we create our own reality? What happens to journalism when the view of news reporting really is the Stephen Colbert joke about facts having a strong liberal bias? What happens to journalism when in the name of balance and in search of "access", utter horseshit is treated as a counterpart of equal value to the truth? What happens to journalism when presenting a controversy becomes more important than sorting out the claims to find out what's true and what isn't?

When I was a kid, Americans largely relied on the Holy Trinity of television journalism for their news: Huntley, Brinkley, and Cronkite. You could look at the footage coming out of Vietnam and make your own decisions about what was going on, but at least you saw what was really happening. When John F. Kennedy was shot, Walter Cronkite dried his eyes and presented the facts as they were known, not premature speculation.

I'm not sure exactly when journalism went down the tubes, but there are really no news sources available anymore that provide just information and let the viewer sort it out. Ironically, the closest we have is Rachel Maddow, whose reporting does tend to lean left, but who is always inviting those who disagree with her onto her show to sort things out -- and they almost always refuse, because they know that if they're wrong, Maddow will demonstrate that they're wrong using facts instead of appeals to the reptilian brain.

There's definitely a place for opinion journalism. MSNBC's full lineup now is opinion journalism, as is Fox News'. The difference is that for the most part, MSNBC hosts' claims can be backed up with something demonstrable, whereas Fox is ALL about pulling stuff out of Roger Ailes' ass and reporting it as truth. Imagine if Fox really WERE a counterpoint to MSNBC, one in which two differing view of how things ought to be done could actually be compared to each other and argued on the merits.

Rachel Maddow spoke with David Letterman about this in 2010, explaining the difference between MSNBC and Fox News:



But even if you think there shouldn't be a place for slanted news opinion programming, there's still this problem of where to get actual news of the "Here is what happened" and "Here's what s/he said" variety. I can recommend MSNBC to my inattentive friends all I want to, but I'm still pointing them in a particular direction. But there ARE people who really do want a perspective on what's going on without the noise of left and right -- or of comedy, now that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are regarded as quasi-journalists. I've heard "swing voters" that I know express a hunger for an outlet where they can get just the facts and decide for themselves which way they lean. At one time, CNN had that reputation. At one time, CNN was the crown jewel of television news, but at some point the suits at CNN decided they wanted to be Fox News. Then they decided to add more "news-o-tainment" with more coverage of stars and quasi-celebrities such as the Kardashians. Then they decided to try to appeal to "the young set" by having hot newsbots read from blogs, which led to this immortal Jon Stewart moment:



Most recently CNN really took on the Fox News banner when they hired wingnut kooks like RedState's Erick Erickson, describing him as "right of center", which I suppose is true if you regard the center as somewhere between Dick Cheney and Ted Nugent. Then there's more recent acquiree Dana Loesch, who is only right of center if you think the center lies somewhere between Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin. Loesch is so loathsome she makes Erickson look like Cronkite. Some of her more recent opinions include endorsing Marines' urination on Taliban corpses, reviving the long-debunked "story" about Obama having attended a madrassa as a youth, screeching that "leftists are trying to get her husband banned from Twitter" (a fate worse then death and in fact just one more reason why I'm sick of Twitter and I'm not even on it), and demanding that MSNBC's Martin Bashir be banned from reporting news in the US because he's a "foreigner".

Jason Linkins analyzes the problem with CNN thusly, and makes a suggestion:

Here is what you are doing wrong, CNN.

For the better part of the past decade, you guys seem to treat the ticky-tack banalities of the modern world as extra-special gimcracks you just discovered yesterday. You are still reading Twitter to people, on live television. On election coverage nights, your anchors paw at "magic screens" like catnip-tweaked felines chasing after a laser pointer. You made Erin Burnett go out there, on live television, to demonstrate "the flick." Except "the flick" did not, strictly speaking, "work" consistently.

And between all the whooshing and flicking and zooming -- and, when, exactly, did the need to touch the news grow to the point that merely reading it become insufficient? -- everyone on screen is standing around with holographic weebles and political convention simulations. Anderson Cooper, representing your network's last thin shred of self-respect, stood out there on that stage and repeatedly made fun of what was going on around him. (What have you done to poor Anderson Cooper? He is now restaging the old MTV show "Boiling Points" on network television. That is where you have driven him.)

Your debates, CNN? They were a mess. You fully embraced the stupidity of reality television shows, with asinine introductions of the GOP candidates that reminded viewers of the opening credits of "Survivor." And then you asked questions like, "Deep dish or thin crust?" Over the course of a long primary season, viewers gradually grew tired of watching the debates. But they especially grew tired of watching yours.

Shall we continue? Well, there was that time we actually wanted to watch coverage of the May 18, 2010 primary coverage in Pennsylvania, and you guys were airing a Larry King interview with Mick Jagger. Mick Jagger! Why? Why in all the world?

You replaced Larry King with the insufferably thin-skinned Piers Morgan. You replaced Campbell Brown with "Parker-Spitzer." "Parker-Spitzer" was a complete trainwreck, and no one seemed particularly committed to allowing Kathleen Parker to participate in or emerge from the experience with her dignity intact. That show became "In The Arena with Eliot Spitzer." That was on for, like, a week? Now Spitzer is at Current. Surprisingly, we'd call that a lucky break.

Remember that time that Falcon Heene's transparently dishonest parents were caught in a transparent lie right to Wolf Blitzer's face, and Wolf Blitzer was the only person in America that did not instantly recognize what was going on? Or that time General David Petraeus fainted at a congressional hearing, and CNN ran a segment that was, ostensibly, a "closer look at what happens when public figures pass out?" If you recall, General Petraeus' mishap was compared to Marie Osmond's fainting spell on "Dancing With The Stars."

Do you guys recall that until you were shamed from doing so, you planned to send an army of 400 reporters to cover the royal wedding? That was eight times the number of people dispatched to cover the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster in Japan. We seem to recall that eventually, it was decided that William and Kate would only merit the amount of personnel sent to Fukushima. Which was great! More people to staff that strange morning show where Ashleigh Banfield prank-calls people.

I'm sure we're leaving something out. Like the time your correspondent on the "Royals" beat, Richard Quest, was arrested in 2008 for drug possession when he was found in Central Park with meth in his pocket and a length of rope tied to his genitals. But we think we've made our point. Over the course of many years, CNN, you have made bad decision after bad decision. Your tanking ratings are not an accident. Things have gone exactly as you have drawn them up.

What's the momentum-building solution? Well here's our suggestion. What if everyone showed up for work at CNN tomorrow to find that all of the people who have been making these decisions were no longer there? What if you could free all of CNN's hard-working news professionals from the terrible grip of your toxic decisions?

Imagine indeed. Imagine a CNN populated with some of the now seemingly endless array of people from all sides of the political fence that Chris Hayes now gets to wake up in the darkness of the wee hours of weekend mornings to sit around a table and talk intelligently about important issues. Forget the Coulter-vs.-Janeane Garofalo fantasies of Roger Ailes. Imagine a CNN without Wolf Blitzer demanding an apology to Ann Romney from an unimportant liberal pundit-without-portfolio AFTER SHE HAD ALREADY APOLOGIZED. Imagine a CNN where Piers Morgan has been banished again to Britain's Got Talent. Imagine a CNN where the few sane voices on the right such as Reihan Salam could go toe-to-toe with center-leftists like Ezra Klein and Matt Yglesias. Imagine a CNN with actual journalists who look like real people. Imagine a CNN that isn't full of moronic showbiz-bots and Washington access whores like Wolf Blitzer and John King. Do you honestly think that there aren't still kids in journalism school who actually want to get the news and report it? It isn't that there's nothing going on, it's just that the plight of returning veterans, why the job market sucks, what's really happening in Afghanistan, what happens in France now that Sarkozy's beendefeated, are ignored in favor of Kim Kardashian's latest boyfriend or who was kicked off of Celebrity Apprentice last night. There are a million journalists out there, some, but not all of them bloggers, for whom a gig at a revived, serious CNN would be a dream come true. Emulating Fox didn't work for CNN. Becoming Moron News Network hasn't worked. Why not try something else? Give the kids a shot at it. Goddess knows it couldn't be any worse.
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Saturday, May 05, 2012

Spent.
Posted by Jill | 6:48 PM
I can't think of a thing to say. I'm tired, exhausted, spent. And I really hate the new Blogger interface with every fiber of my being. Considering switching to WordPress if I can ever get the time to get up to speed with it. I already own this blog's .com domain name. Will be back as soon as the craziness is over and I get something resembling a life back.
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