Today in Congress: gold medals, polar bear parts, and the return of zombie 'Demon Pass!'
by David Waldman
Tue Apr 17, 2012 at 05:30:03 AM PST
The House got things off to a rip-roaring start by awarding Congressional Gold Medals to Raoul Wallenberg, and... Jack Nicklaus.
The Senate confirmed a judicial nomination today, and a circuit court judge at that, by an overwhelming vote. So that's a good thing. Later, however, they fell nine votes short on cloture on the motion to proceed to the "Paying a Fair Share Act." That is to say, they had a majority of 51, but as we know, the Senate hamstrings itself on these things, and requires 60 votes to agree to end debate on whether or not to begin debate on a bill that would tax bazillionaires more than bus drivers.
Looking ahead to today:
Well, there's no real chance that there's ever going to be a budget passed this year, so the House might as well spend their time on the euphemistically-named "Sportsmen's Heritage Act." I don't know why Republicans still feel the need to hide behind the "sportsman" dodge. Why not just admit that the bill demands opening up all federal land to fishing and hunting, and allows people to import polar bear parts (yes, parts) "harvested" (by shooting them) in Canada? Is that embarrassing? More so than the rest of the crap they usually spend their time on, and are happy to cop to? I don't know. I don't get these guys. Whatever.
But here's the best part! Late last night, they decided to use the rule for the bill to bury The Return of the Son of Zombie "Demon Pass!" I'm so old, I remember when Republicans thought this was the worst thing ever, and that Democrats who contemplated using the procedure ought to be impeached and tried as traitors. Of course, I'm also old enough to remember that this is the second year in a row that Republicans have used this on the budget.
Oh, and they'll also be honoring Lena Horne and Mark Twain with a Congressional Gold Medal and a commemorative coin, respectively. So, great.
The Senate takes a roundabout procedural path to a relatively simple day. They'll be voting on a motion to proceed to the postal reform bill. That's Joe Lieberman's baby, so maybe this will get him over his Buffett Rule temper tantrum. You may recall that this is actually the second attempt at cloture on the motion to proceed to this bill. The last one failed back at the end of march, and procedure nuts (like you, if you're reading this) will enjoy noting that they actually come to the vote today by way of making and then agreeing to deem adopted both a motion to proceed to a motion to reconsider the motion to proceed, and that underlying motion to reconsider. That puts us right back at a vote on the motion to proceed to the bill itself. Cool, huh? Isn't that just, like, so sensible and stuff? Seriously, though, I know it sounds completely bonkers, but you don't just automatically get to redo a vote just because someone feels like it. You've got to make a motion and get agreement to it in order to make something the pending business.
Anyway, that leaves the Senate in a position to give this postal reform bill another go. Yeah, your regular newspaper could have told you that in a quarter of the time and print space, but then you wouldn't have this throbbing headache. And what fun would that be?
Today's floor and committee schedules appear below the fold.