Do you think they'll make love, as nature intends?
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Do you think they'll make love, as nature intends?
You promised us pornography with that headline. BAIT-AND-SWITCH RACISTS!
How the fuck old are you urethra-drips? Shit like this is driving people to masturbate to PETA propaganda.
Infants.
Now I'm starvin'.
Did you take the time to ignore them with two responses and an embarrassed removal of one too?
No, take the time to construct an entire sentence (but NOT to spellcheck).
Just like real life, if real life were fake and created with Photoshop!
For shame! For shame! Such shock! Such horror! Oh, WHAT have we come to?! Yes, Buzzturd: tsk-tsk it up over the various cosmic parenting and societal failings on display… but be sure to ALSO roll those pics out and get those pageviews (among other obvious things) cranking. Did you remember a little Moral Grandstanding in the text…ah, of course! Bravo!
Remember, “Islamophobia” is the REAL crime.
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