@widestance @GovBrewer Bring Mexicans. And just when you think you've gathered enough, add another half dozen.

Getting angry at @GovBrewer isn't worth it. I'm going to be the bigger person & just sneak a dozen of my cousins across the border into AZ.

@quixoticblazes I actually don't have any! I'm a bit afraid of the needles and pain. But I'd eventually like one.

Remember that when Arizona deals with @GovBrewer, it deals with this: youtube.com/watch?v=6PDCoG… #fail #p2 #tcot

@quixoticblazes The lovely @sisteredith suggested adding cats.

So the consensus on Twitter seems to be that my new tattoo should be Meryl Streep playing La Virgen de Guadalupe surrounded by cats.

So I've narrowed down my tattoo to either Our Holy Mother La Virgen de Guadalupe, or Meryl Streep.

Remember when a Democratic governor stick their finger in Bush's face? Me neither. You're a class act, @GovBrewer. i.huffpost.com/gen/478200/thu…

Ppl do know that the article abt Callista Gingrich having a breastfeeding mom arrested is from the Weekly World News, right? As in BAT BOY!?

I think we should leave Cynthia Nixon alone. Remember, she has to live with "Sex and the City 2" on her conscience for the rest of her life.

Newt knows that just under the surface of the Moon lies a rich deposit of sultry Moon Maiden Hoes..

[Redacted] to me: "My [Republican] dad warned me the Mexicans might invade soon and I should get a passport."

Right-wingers quitting Starbucks over their #LGBT support need to also remember to quit their computers, Windows & Mac. Good luck! #tcot

In space, no one can hear you divorce your wives for your mistresses. #NewtInSpace

Newt pledges we'll have a permanent base on the moon by the end of his second term. But can he pledge we'll still have the same First Lady?

Mrs. Romney says it's "unfortunate" they had to release tax returns. Imagine if Mrs. Obama said something like that. thinkprogress.org/politics/2012/…

Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren films "It Gets Better" video. Just when I thought I couldn't love her any more. huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/25/eli… #lgbt

@padbury FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

GOP frontrunner @MittRomney as the Monopoly Man. That looks about right: 27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly8cqbT… #p2 #tcot