“So what caesars.”
“What?”
“Caesars you want.”
“Caesars?”
“Ceasars, short, long.”
“Oh, scissors.”
“…”
“I don’t know.”
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a novel ask a dude on acid at the zoo in the snow with scuffed adidas from the dubstep show
other stuff
a novel ask a dude on acid at the zoo in the snow with scuffed adidas from the dubstep show
October 3, 2012
October 3, 2012
this picture is so beautiful and so sad. i love it. it speaks to me.
From a stand of trees, they charge out over the nameless meadow as if rushing toward their unremembered past. It is too late to die.
(Source: kazeto)
October 3, 2012
What was your honest reaction when you found out that guacamole costs extra? Would you short the stock of an overexposed and high-cost retail chain? Isn’t it true that robots such as yourself can’t digest cilantro? Is your choice of pork a message to Israel? Did you really need that many napkins, sir?
October 3, 2012
On behalf of the United States, Michael Palin, I apologize for what’s happened to your surname.
October 3, 2012
October 3, 2012
“How many living novelists are even any good?”
“Define ‘living.’”
“I mean they still have one or more great books left in them, so Pynchon is sort of an upper limit and Roth counts as dead.”
“24.”
October 2, 2012
Not that you don’t look great now. But a little salt-and-pepper? Women loooooooove that. Just you wait and see. So distinguished. So refined.
Especially with a suit. You’ll be wearing suits by then, not these affected slacker outfits. It’s going to be a very attractive package—you, with a bit of gray, wearing a sharp gray suit. Yes, the suit will be gray also. It will.
October 2, 2012
just having the BEST TIME but all of a sudden you’re like wait, I don’t know you so well, why are you yelling, are you kidnapping me, why didn’t I eat least eat a bread roll? But you can’t leave because she’s like *****if you don’t give me a five star amazon review I’ll cut you***** and then you remember you should never read, I mean eat, on an empty stomach and you start feeling sick and you throw up all over, and it’s hot pink.
October 2, 2012
Anonymous asked: No problem, I wasn't planning on wearing them.
October 2, 2012
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