these go to 11.

1. boners (ok to use)
2. bonerfest (ok to use)
3. fantasy rape (not ok to use)
4. stranger domination fantasy (ok to use)
5. Dr. Penis (ok)
6. fuck buttsex (not ok to use)
7. fuck fun (if fuck is bleeped, okay to use)
8. jilling off (ok to use, probably because standards does not understand what “jilling off” means)
9. there’s an emergency in my panties (ok to use)

Quote 21Notes

We need to cut back on God cursing.

– feedback from legal on a script I wrote wherein God refers to himself as an “asshole” and destroys Soddom “because fuck fun, that’s why.”

Photo 8714Notes

Via The Trials & Tribulations of Being Fabulous Zoom

ladyfabulous:

This is the best one.

(Source: the-walking-dead-twd)

Video 20Notes

When is Neko Case coming out with a new album?

(Source: Spotify)

Text 10Notes

Seriously where can I get a corndog in the East Village at 11:03 pm on a Monday.

Text 12Notes

1. OMG I really want a corn dog.

2. I’m really impressed by how much wine I’m now able to drink in one sitting.

3. Freaks & Geeks is good.

4. Why did I eat all the Green Tea ice cream.

5. Ughhhhhhhh

Video 6Notes

(Source: Spotify)

Text 21Notes

I love my mom, but I wish there was a way to convince her that if she sends me more than 10 unanswererd texts in a row, her phone will freeze for a full hour.

Audio 17Notes

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The Hood Internet- Just Wanna Dance Yrself Clean (Jay-Z vs LCD Soundsystem)