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M83! This guitarist with floppy hair seriously made me reconsider my “no hipsters” rule.

chrismohney:

thedorseyshawexperience:

Blogs R Dead.

blogs

Spambot.

earlhofert replied to your photo: Have you ever wondered who was viewing your…

Did you just fall for this twice?

Whoa.

BUT WHO WILL STALK THE STALKERS?

stryker:

hatethefuture:

Have you ever wondered who was viewing your Profile? ProfileStalkr, is the first and best application to use that allows you to see who views your Tumblr the most. YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS OUT, IT’S SO COOL!!!

A defunct blog featuring satirical glimpses into ennui-saturated sci-fi dystopia is overtaken by social anxiety-peddling SPAMbots. That’s so hatethefuture.

Whoa.

Romney reportedly asked for “VERY brown” rice at Chipotle

On whether or not a magic trick is impressive

Joe: haha what: "David Blaine performed a final rehearsal before he plans to subject himself to one million volts of electricity for 72 straight hours."
Joe: http://www.nytimes.com/video/2012/10/01/science/100000001814389/an-electrifying-stunt.html
Joe: looks like some kind of steampunk fetish situation
Joe: what even is this
DeepOmega: I don't understand why the 72 hours thing changes it
Joe: yeah like what's more impressive is he's not gonna poop for 72 hours
DeepOmega: nah he's got what's called a Magician's Sleeve
DeepOmega: a sort of butt catheter used by all magicians
Joe: bo-ring
Joe: i demand feats of poop defiance
DeepOmega: I love that this isn't even a trick
DeepOmega: it's just
DeepOmega: a dude in a pretty understandable electricity-proof suit
DeepOmega: HOW  DOES  HE  DO  IT
Joe: right, so he's not even conducing the juice himself?
DeepOmega: nope
DeepOmega: it goes around him
Joe: next he will wear a beekeepers suit and stand around some beehives for 72 hours
Joe: later he will stand underwater in a diving bell

buzzfeed:

Mitt Romney posing with the staff of a Chipotle.

OMG the black guy’s face.

I hope that if I ever run for president of the United States

…Creed doesn’t vote for me.

Having a drink before dinner at an Irish pub in Chinatown is… disconcerting. Drunk Chinese guy at the bar is mad entertaining though.

That was nice of him to also put on brown-face makeup as a show of support.

Mr. Romney’s team has concluded that debates are about creating moments and has equipped him with a series of zingers that he has memorized and has been practicing on aides since August. His strategy includes luring the president into appearing smug or evasive about his responsibility for the economy.

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—	Romney seems like the perfect guy to pull off a bunch of zingers, right? What could go wrong? I really can’t wait for the debates.

I saw this on my Facebook wall and someone wrote “Amen to that!!! :-) love this photo!!”

Sigh.