Abortion foe weighs run for state Senate

This crotch-stain has been arrested how many times, fucked around behind his ex-wife's back how many times? Filing for bankruptcy to avoid child support and calling for the murder of abortion doctors isn't exactly what I'm looking for, quality-wise, in someone representing my best interests in the state legislature.

Only in my ass-backwards state of Florida could this happen. And the sad thing is that there are enough white trash, bible-thumping alarmists here to get this guy elected. Too sad...

Hell, we elected a dry-drunk, illiterate, coke fiend to the presidency. Why not Randall Terry to the Florida Senate?

Inquiry Finds Some Quran 'Mishandling'

I'm not buying this watered down version of "mishandlings." I wonder what made the one inmate suddenly change his tune? Hmmmmm...

This is coming from the same gulag where a female interrogator smeared red ink on an inmate, pretending it was menstrual blood, and then had the water turned off in that inmate's cell so he couldn't wash?!

All of the torture and all of the mistreatment. Why wouldn't they have thrown a Quran down the toilet? Big stinking load of BS if you ask me...

I'm used to the whitewashes, the cover-ups, and the lies. That's not what bothers me - I've come to expect nothing less from the Bush Administration. What bothers me is that there are so many morons out there who are so easily lead, that they see a Newsweek retraction and come to the insane conclusion that no abuse ever happened. These are the ones who voted Bush back into office.

Egyptian opposition rejects Laura Bush comments

You know things are going poorly when they have to revert to The Librarian as their secret diplomatic weapon. Parade the bitch around because nobody can stand the sight of her fucking idiot husband. Don’t bother teaching her the fist thing about Middle Eastern history or culture, though, and make sure she’s loaded with all of those bullshit ambiguous trademark Bush phrases.

She’s about on par with her husband in the Clueless Department which must have made her little Middle Eastern jaunt all the more insulting to the people who actually have to live there and who actually know what the hell is really going on.

At least Hillary had a clue when she went out and stumped or appeared on Bill’s behalf. This seems more like Laura is going stir crazy from watching Desperate Housewives over and over plus getting no action from the Horse Whisperer. So, they figure that there’s no way she could fuck things up over there more than they already are and she wants to get out of the house anyway. So, why the hell not send her dumb country ass out on a diplomatic trip?

Syria severs military cooperation with U.S. - NYT

They weren't aiding Saddam. They aren't hiding those elusive WMD. They are no longer in Lebanon. they've done, basically, everything we've demanded of them and yet we still are badgering the fuck out of them.

Do you really blame them for telling us to go fuck ourselves?

Bill Would Tie U.S. Dues to U.N. Reform

What a fucking joke. Pots and kettles everywhere are rolling their eyes right about now.

The plan has now become crystal fucking clear and it's now painfully obvious why Bush has his Calvin Kleins in such a wad over getting Buttbroom in at the UN. Diplomacy be damned, we're going to extort the UN for everything they're worth and the only guy who can do the job is that crazy-ass, Russian-hotel-roaming, roid rager John Bolton.

When you read this article, just replace the word "Reform" with "Extort" and it reads a lot more truthfully...

GOP's current position mirrors Democrats' spot in 1993

Pretty astute fucking observation here. We'll just have to wait and see if the pendulum really is swinging back the other way or not.

The Republicans aren't exactly playing the stellar hand they've been dealt very well. They seem to be taking Bush's homoerotic-laden man-date to heart and feel it's a blank check to spew forth all of the audacity they can muster. Unfortunately for them (And fortunately for us), the sheep only have the stomach for so much hypocrisy.

What they are going to find out, soon enough, is that most Americans don't want a religious theocracy. We aren't exactly stoked to see a bunch of Jimmy Swagarts and Jim Bakers running around DC screaming, "Do as I say, not as I do!"

What started out as a platform of values is disintegrating into absolute shit. They're no better than they say we are. And it seems that people are finally starting to wake up to the fact that the only thing worse than a scum bag is a scum bag that hides behind a Bible and their so-called values.

Mexico's Fox Regrets Comment About Blacks

While Mexico's President Fox shouldn’t have singled out blacks, he was on the right track. Illegal aliens are doing the work that many Americans - who, quite frankly, could really use even the paltry sum paid out to do these jobs - are too “proud” to do.

Maybe if we gradually raised the Minimum wage to $8.00 or $10.00 an hour, enacted a law with harsh punishments for those who skirted around the minimum wage law, and actually enforced the fucker we’d see a huge decline in the number of illegals “stealing” work from Americans. You force these pigs looking to save a few bucks on labor to pay a living wage to do these jobs and who do you think they’re going to hire to do these jobs in the first place?

Holy Christ! We can alleviate poverty and illegal immigration at the same time!!!

Of course, you’re never going to see a common sense idea such as that actually enacted. Some people are too busy sucking corporate cock, with big hairy balls slapping them on their chins, to think of that.

Kansas Debate Challenges Science Itself

These fucking kooks just don’t get it.

You CAN’T teach intelligent design as a “science.” It’s not science. It’s a fucking pipe dream. Other than bullshit, low-level college course philosophical proofs and the Bible, there is nothing to back it up. That’s why it isn’t considered a “science” except by the religious wing nuts.

I can’t even believe that in the year 2005 that this case is even debatable in public school board hearings. Well, this is Kansas we’re talking about.

Which gives me an idea…

How about we designate the state of Kansas as an independent religious theocracy? Hell, we could throw in Nebraska too if they run out of space. Nobody will miss either state. All of the nut jobs, snake oil salesman, and bible thumpers can move to Kansas or Nebraska and teach all of the intelligent design they want. They can drink Kool-Aid, hang witches, and stone adulterers.

It will be a grand old time.

Newsweek Apologizes for Quran Story "Errors"

This appears to be the beginning of a dangerous trend by the Bush White House, starting with CBS and Dan Rather, to discredit “liberal” news sources and publications critical of their agenda.

It’s quite simple.

They first cook up some documents and eyewitness accounts of some outrageous activity. Then, they feed it to the news source. When the shit hits the fan, someone is conveniently there with a retraction or “proof” that there is no veracity to the claims. Said news source is then forced to fall on its sword, making Bush look like the good guy and redirecting attention from hot button issues such as Bush’s National Guard service in the run up to the 2004 election and continuing prisoner abuse allegations now.

Don't believe me? Did you know that both CBS and Newsweek ran their respective stories by White House and DoD officials prior to airing and publishing them with no objections, questions, or concerns raised?

Don’t believe the bullshit for a second. It's all a big fucking game that the Bush administration is playing. Besides, after all of the atrocities we’ve seen committed in the name of “War on Terror” how could you believe that they didn’t flush a Quran down the shitter?

It's the Economy, Stoopid.

There's an old saying where I come from. It goes, "The sun's gotta shine up a cat's ass every once in a while." And leave it to President Bush to seize on the tiniest of bright spots to drill an empty and completely undeserved, "I told you so," into our heads.

Listen, Georgie. The economy still sucks. My father, who actually served in Vietnam because he wasn't lucky enough to land a cushy spot in the Texas ANG served this country for 22 years in the USAF, has spent the past 18 in the private aerospace sector, and is probably going to be bagging groceries or flipping burgers when the Titan and Atlas rocket programs officially end in August. Shove you're leading economic indicators straight up your ass, bub.

You little war on Arabs is going over like a lead balloon. Hundreds of thousands are dead because of your hard-on for war. Hope it was worth the $2.25 per gallon I'm paying for gas. I fucking love being raped at the pumps.

Christ, man. You're fucking useless.