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  • Everyone was so worried about Britney they overlooked Wook nips [TooFab]
  • Peasants can’t afford $52 GOOP wrapping paper, thankfully [Lainey Gossip]
  • Cast of Jersey Shore react to it nearly being wiped off the map [Reality Tea]
  • Kendall Jenner is a ‘painfully thin’ attention-whore [Drunken Stepfather]
  • OMG, the pony dance: Glee cast rehearses Gangnam Style [OMG Blog]
  • Teen Mom with no sense and no prophylactics is pregnant again [Starcasm]
  • George Lucas giving $4.05 billion from Disney to charity [The Superficial]
  • Red carpet arrival photos for the 2012 Country Music Awards [Celebuzz]
  • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson spent Halloween together [Evil Beet]
  • Chris Brown ‘terrorist’ ‘cos ‘abusive prick’ costume was taken [IDLYITW]
  • Kris Jenner still pressuring her kids to marry for money [Hollywoodite]
  • Gwen Stefani covers NYLON Magazine’s new issue [The Celebrity News Blog]
  • Christina Aguilera will perform at hurricane benefit concert [Pop Crush]
  • Cee Lo Green accused of sexual assault against random woman [Star Crush]
  • Of course producers are feeding Britney lines during live shows [Bohomoth]
  • The Rock’s ‘The Hulk’ Halloween costume is barely a costume [The Blemish]
  • The Halloween costumes your kids don’t want to wear [Seriously OMG]
  • People really keep casting Potato, he’s really a thing now [I Need My Fix]
  • Of course Chris Brown got away with breaking the law again [Rumor Fix]
  • Kim Kardashian casually gets lunch with her boobs out [I'm Not Obsessed]
  • Okay then: Miley Cyrus will only have one wedding [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Alyson Hannigan and family go trick or treating as dragons [INF Daily]
  • Music video on which Evan Rachel Wood met her husband [Tabloid Prodigy]

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Amanda Bynes Can’t Be Naked Or Crazy Because She’s A ‘Retired Multi-Millionaire’

In Touch had a story that I overlooked this week because it was essential a copy and paste of stories about Britney Spears at the height of her breakdown when she would have sex in changing rooms in clothing stores and I remember a photograph of her getting changed, curtain open, standing there topless for the whole store to see. ITW claimed that basically happened but in a tanning salon were ‘painfully thin’ Amanda Bynes supposedly walked out of a private room naked and ‘in search of goggles’ in front of the other customers after purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session. A source claimed: ‘She walked out of the room completely naked. She didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked. She seemed totally out of it. She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her.’ Except Bynes says she can’t possibly be naked or crazy because rich people can’t be either of those things. She told Us Weekly: ‘I’m suing In Touch for printing a fake story. I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.’ And apparently she text messages people at Celebuzz.com because she told them the same Thursday: ‘That’s not true, I’ll sue.’

Selena Gomez Would Have Two Kids By Now If She Weren’t Famous

Selena Gomez covers Glamour December 2012 in which she explains it’s a good thing her ovaries became famous when the rest of her did or she would have caught The Babies at least twice by now (The Babies: non-fatal, clears up on its own within nine months; symptoms include abdominal swelling and rosy cheeks). She tells the magazine that if her parents hadn’t left her home town: ‘I’m terrified of what I would have become if I’d stayed there. I’m sure I’d have two children by now.’ Interview and alternative covers can be found below.

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This Is A ‘Honey Boo Boo Costume’ According To Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton wore about four costumes this Halloween. At least. That many I counted without trying while reading up on other things. She was a slutty fairy, Alice in Wonderland, Robin of Batman and Robin, and Honey Boo Boo. The last one I’d never have guessed and just written off as another attempt at the fairy costume if she hadn’t captioned the photo because slutty versions of costumes worn by seven-year-olds are a thing now. Hilton wrote: ‘How do you like my Honey Boo Boo #Halloween costume?’ With a lot less effort than Miley Cyrus’ friend who actually looked like one of the contestants from Toddlers and Tiaras.

Judge To Sam Lutfi ‘LOL. Nope.’

I feel the need to preface this by saying I don’t think Sam Lutfi’s intention was to win the case. In my opinion, his intention was publicity, his intention was raising his own profile, his intention was revealing damaging information about Britney Spears and trying to force the hand of the other side to do the same. And at those goals, he was moderately successful. At the overarching goal of winning his defamation case against the Spears family, he wasn’t. Because a judge was all ‘LOL, nope’ today and threw out the case against the family on the grounds it had no merit after Lutfi failed to argue his side after six days of testimony. ‘I really thought long and hard about this,’ Superior Court Judge Suzanne Bruguera said in court Thursday before dismissing the case. ‘It’s the right thing to do’

Someone Invited The Original Slum Bear To Halloween

The Love Bear loves Halloween because The Love Bear loves everything. She loves money, she loves fame, she loves addressing things to her boyfriend, The Original Slum Bear, on Twitter even when dude’s sitting right next to her, and she loves finding new things to love. She hasn’t found a replacement for this boyfriend yet. Nor has she married him yet. So I’m not really understanding the point of this relationship at all. It’s slumming, and it’s settling, and it’s so off-type for her. The Love Bear needs to learn to love herself or give back the ring her only real friend gifted her reminding her to ‘love [her]self first.’ Anyway, she even managed to slum through Halloween wearing his-and-hers hippy costumes. In related news, maybe The Love Bear isn’t as much of an idiot as we all think. According to a new report, a condition of Naked Love Time is The Original Slum Bear signing away his right to use big boy words to tell anyone what happened in their relationship. Even if they’re true words: ‘Casper signed a non-disclosure/confidentiality agreement when he began working for Jennifer Lopez, as she requires all of her employees to do…. Jen has been around long enough to know that anyone she dates could possibly turn on her and choose to go to the press if the relationship sours. Casper had absolutely no qualms about signing the agreement and has told Jen on multiple occasions that even if he didn’t work for her, he would have signed the contract. Jen loves him even more for that.’

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