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GPOYW red (auburn) hair!

GPOYW red (auburn) hair!

Do you think Leonardo Dicaprio is just like “Fuck you guys”

I mean it’s impressive that after this many snubs he hasn’t said something Joaquin Phoenix-like about hating the Academy

He’s still ~hopeful poor dear

“Wynn Duffy (Jere Burns) sees more screentime. “There’s always talk in the [writers] room, ‘Should Raylan kill Wynn Duffy?’ And it’s like, ‘No, we just love him so much.’ We love Jere. We love that character, so Wynn Duffy plays a big part in this season,” Yost says.”

Please don’t do this to me

Sobs of joy

I’M SORRY WAIT WERE WE ALL AWARE THAT THE ANTAGONIST PREACHER GUY IS PLAYED BY THE LITTLE KID FROM JURASSIC PARK HOLY SHIT HE IS AN ADULT NOW

Also can I just point out that Raylan has $12 in his wallet and a Piggly Wiggly card

Also: “macadamia nuts, the most overrated of nuts” Raylan you ate a $20 can of nuts out of a chick’s hotel room and didn’t pay for it and are INSULTING THE NUTS

I can’t with this character sometimes

Sorry this blog is a Justified blog now

I love how monogamous Raylan is, omg. He is still seeing that one-off bartender character from last season?? And all his previous relationships have been like one and done. In fact, the chick from the law expo flashback was the first one night stand we have ever seen him have, and that’s why it felt totally out of place to me. Knowing Raylan in all likelihood he tried to make some further moves on her that maybe she wasn’t into (which seems CRAZY I KNOW).

Anyway thanks Justified for finally presenting a very manly man type who doesn’t cheat on his ladies or sleep with nubile girl after nubile girl in order to prove said masculinity.

You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.
Raylan Givens laying some PRINCIPLES down wow

Remember in the Justified pilot where Raylan says he only draws his weapon if he plans to shoot to kill, since that’s it’s intent? How quickly did they abandon that premise

Like, the second epsiode I think

What is a Raylan Givens’s marshaling ability

supcakes:

Justified drinking game

  • guns
  • whiskey
  • Oxycontin
  • prostitutes
  • Raylan’s hat is discussed
  • Boyd recites scripture
  • Anything Jesus-y, really
  • Southern things
  • Art is sassy with Raylan
  • Rachel and/or Tim makes an appearance
  • RAYLAN GIVENS IS A LOOSE CANNON
  • Raylan Givens is adorable
  • People talk about Raylan being hot
  • Someone clearly wants to fuck Raylan
  • You want to fuck Raylan Givens (drink the whole time)

Bolded for real talk

Also I’d like to put in “Tim is sassy with Raylan” and “Anyone is sassy with Raylan WATCH OUT FOR GUN VIOLENCE”

So some people posted the answers to the questions from tonight’s contestant test online (I won’t link but message me if you want it) and I got 39/50. 40/50 if they accept “Articles of Federation” instead of “Confederation” which I know seems like a dumb ass mistake they would count incorrectly, but partial/mistyped answers are given consideration during the scoring, and I hear they tend to be a little lenient in this round.

Not too bad, actually.

I also answered “Mandela” twice

The correct answer to the first one was “Oscar Wilde”

Wow brain good job, the answer to every question involving the word “prison” is not always Mandela

i’m not sure they’d count Y as a real vowel
Since the OED has it as both I feel like they would

Oh here’s a question: they asked something to which I answered “eyrie” but it can also be “aerie” and they said it started with two vowels. But “eyrie” also technically can be two vowels so will they give this to me?

Lol I just took the Jeopardy online test and what even

There were two questions about shows on the Bravo network at least so I’m 2/50

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