Are you ready for some football?

Hey all. Since Toast is having host issues, here's the Couch™ for Thursday night. Welcome back, y'all!



And... GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mesmerizing

Uh-oh

Available as a t-shirt here.

September? Seriously?

Ugh. I can't wait that long!

The sound last night was pretty bad, which is annoying for all the money they throw at the Tonight Show, but McCready was on fire as usual.

Top this!

This is so happy-making I can't stand it.



(h/t Toast)

White Power!! (take 2)

A whole lot more ridiculous unicorn tattoos here.

(h/t Chemist)

LOL cats

OK, I check out I Can Has Cheezburger every day, because they're always worth a giggle, maybe an occasional guffaw.

But this one right here, holy shit. I literally LOLed, and clapped, and whatever else. 100% made of win.



Oh, and Sparkly Poops is totally the name of my next band.

Sing it, sister!

Kiss her on the... lips.

This rocks out loud, and is hilarious at the same time.

If nothing else, the alphabet works.

Here are 20 Songs About Cunnilingus.

And if you haven't heard song #4, that's a MUST LISTEN. Totally NSFW/kids/everything else, just for fair warning. Vulgar doesn't even come close. Awesome.

Bet ya ten bucks...

...a white guy approved the final script. Maybe after calling his "black friend."



Holla!

I first heard this during my commute to work yesterday, when I switched over to Free Beer and Hot Wings during a Mike & Mike commercial break.

I almost got into an accident I was laughing so hard.

"Do ya thing. Y’know, let it do what it do. On the real. It’s off the hook."

And while we're at it, this may be the best "worst local ad" ever!


This couch is perfect for a black person or a white person!