Generates a random lyric for a country song. Ain't much more to say about it.
Sample output (HTMLized via texttohtml):
I met her at a truck stop ridin' shotgun I can still recall the Stassin pin she wore She was chewin' on a hangnail with her cobra, and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4"; The painters knew I'd salivate forever; She said to me that birthdays made her cry; But who'd have thought she'd sky dive on a surfboard; But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.