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1950s
Johnny Horton's, "The Battle of New Orleans"
Misheard Lyrics:
South of beagles
Original Lyrics:
Sound off, three, four
The Fiestas', "So Fine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's real mean
Original Lyrics:
She thrills me
 
1960s
Johnny Horton's, "North to Alaska"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gnomes in Alaska
or
Gnomes in Nebraska
Original Lyrics:
North to Alaska
The Beach Boys', "I Get Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wow, wow, get around, hiking around
Original Lyrics:
'Round, 'round, get around, I get around
The Beatles', "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
They bought and sold all of you.
Original Lyrics:
They bought and sold you.
The Beatles', "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Misheard Lyrics:
With every mistake we must show leapy learning
Original Lyrics:
With every mistake we must surely be learning.
 
1970s
Bill Withers', "Lean on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frito-Lay
Original Lyrics:
Lean on me
Billy Joel's, "The Entertainer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the investigator
Original Lyrics:
I am the entertainer
Donna Summer's, "Heaven Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell, oh no!
Original Lyrics:
Heaven knows
Janis Joplin's, "Me And Bobby McGee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good enough for me and Debbie McGee
Original Lyrics:
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee
Suzi Quatro's, "48 Crash"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so young, you could have been the devil's dung
Original Lyrics:
You're so young, you could have been the devil's son
 
1980s
Air Supply's, "Every Woman in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was dancing in the dark with stranglers
Original Lyrics:
I was dancing in the dark with strangers
Air Supply's, "Sweet Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna see you alive in my sweet dreams
Original Lyrics:
I wanna see you tonight in my sweet dreams
Billy Ocean's, "Loverboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Level, Level, Level, Level Boy
Original Lyrics:
Lover, Lover,, Lover, Loverboy
Dan Fogelberg's, "Longer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the ducky quacks
Original Lyrics:
But the binding cracks
Eric B and Rakim's, "Paid in Full"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I start my mission, leave my residence
Thinking, "How could I gets to get President?"
Original Lyrics:
So I start my mission, leave my residence
Thinking, "How could I get some dead presidents?"
Expose's, "Let Me Be the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Falling in love is just today
or
Falling in love is just a day
or
Falling in love is yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Falling in love is just a game
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheez-It
Original Lyrics:
Beat it
Talking Heads', "And She Was"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she was right about it, no doubt about it
... And she was looking at persons
Original Lyrics:
And she was glad about it, no doubt about it
... And she was looking at herself
The Black Crowes', "Thorn on My Pride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Undercover me
Original Lyrics:
Lover, cover me
The Jam's, "The Bitterest Pill (I Ever Had to Swallow)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bitterest pill is mine to take
If I took if for a hundred years, I couldn't feel anymore hate
Original Lyrics:
The bitterest pill is mine to take
If I took if for a hundred years, I couldn't feel anymore ill
Toto's, "Rosanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not twenty years since she went away, Rosanna yeah
Original Lyrics:
Not quite a year since she went away, Rosanna yeah
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheez-It
Original Lyrics:
Eat it
 
1990s
2 Unlimited's, "No Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
No no limits, we'll give up the fight
Original Lyrics:
No no limits, won't give up the fight
Misheard Lyrics:
Overrun
Original Lyrics:
All for love
Misheard Lyrics:
There is you I know
or
There is two I know
Original Lyrics:
Very soon I know
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue is the combo of over and out
Original Lyrics:
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Extreme's, "More Than Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goddamn words
Original Lyrics:
More than words
Lightning Seeds', "Sugar Coated Iceberg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come out from beneath my feet
Original Lyrics:
You melt beneath my feet
Mariah Carey's, "One Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don’t gamble with your life, you dumb bitch
Original Lyrics:
So don’t gamble with your life, it don’t pay
No Mercy's, "Where Do You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I overload
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know
Real McCoy's, "Run Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run away if you want to "chī fàn"
Original Lyrics:
Run away if you want to survive
Sheryl Crow's, "Favorite Mistake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you know when you go, it's the perfect ending, to the bat cave
Original Lyrics:
Did you know when you go, it's the perfect ending, to the bad day
Soul Asylum's, "Runaway Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Runaway train, never goin' black
Original Lyrics:
Runaway train, never goin' back
Texas', "Say What You Want "
Misheard Lyrics:
This time I don't care
Later
Oh, don't you tread on me again
Original Lyrics:
It's turned and I don't care
Later
Oh will you dream of me again
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beautiful angel, comfort me
or
Beautiful angel, come for me
Original Lyrics:
Beautiful angel calling
U2's, "Discotheque"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you're truly a purple dove
You know what that is
But you still won't stop
You just can't get enough of that love until it hurts
Let go, let's go, discothèque
Go, go, go, go, discothèque
Lose control
Original Lyrics:
You know you're chewing bubble gum
You know what that is
But you still want some
You just can't get enough of that lovey-dovey stuff
Let go, let's go, discothèque
Go, go, go, go, discothèque
Looking for the one
 
2000s
Joe's, "I Wanna Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I only wanna make you wacky
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I only wanna make you happy
Jonas Brothers', "Burnin' Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I still don't listen to mama
Original Lyrics:
I'm slipping into the lava
KT Tunstall's, "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a beat up horse and a parakeet
Original Lyrics:
With a big black horse and a cherry tree
KT Tunstall's, "Suddenly I See"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some EIC
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly I see
Kelly Clarkson's, "A Moment Like This"
Misheard Lyrics:
A morning like this
or
A movie like this
Original Lyrics:
A moment like this
Kelly Clarkson's, "Breakaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet the Grinch
Original Lyrics:
Make a wish
LazyTown's, "You Are a Pirate"
Misheard Lyrics:
until we say f**k yeah!
Original Lyrics:
until we sail away
Linkin Park's, "Runaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
These words were sad but true.
Original Lyrics:
These words were never true.
Sonique's, "It Feels So Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know it feels so good
Original Lyrics:
Your love, it feels so good
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you make some lemonade?
Original Lyrics:
Did you make it to the Milky Way?
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White and Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo, I could buy you a thousand places
Original Lyrics:
Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
You can be a hero, you can get the dough
Original Lyrics:
You can be a hero, you can get the gold
 
misc
Great Big Sea's, "Lukey's Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Worms and pee in a ten-pound tub
Original Lyrics:
One split pea in a ten-pound tub

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