November 2024 Archives

Greetings from the New Management! I'm currently up to my elbows in The Regicide Report (coming to you in 2026). In the meantime, I wrote a bundle of world building notes that won't ever make it into a novel because they're far too policy-oriented (translation: deathly boring to normal readers). After all, it's a civil service/politics satire series, and to give it some substance I had to work out what the politics would be.

In particular, I sat down a while ago (before the Labour election victory in May) to work out what the New Management's version of "Project 2025" might look like, except the in-universe dateline is 2015. Here are my notes: make of them what you will, and feel free to contribute your own suggestions.

A Conventional Boy

So, my next novel, A Conventional Boy, is coming out in two months time. (The publication date is January 7th; in the USA it's going to be published by Tor.com, and in the UK, EU, Australia, and NZ it'll be coming from Orbit.)

In the 1980s evangelicals fomented a moral panic around Dungeons and Dragons, claiming it was corrupting children and leading them onto a slippery slope to Satanism. But this is the world of the Laundry, and Lovecraftian Elder Gods are very real. When the Laundry collided with Dungeons and Dragons, Mistakes were Made (and swept under the rug, in true bureaucratic fashion). Thirty five years later one of those mistakes, named Derek Reilly, has been thoroughly institutionalized in Camp Sunshine, a centre for deprogramming cultists. Everyone takes him for granted: everyone's forgotten him. But Derek hasn't forgotten the outside world. And when he hears about a gaming convention that's coming to the nearest town, he finally has a reason to activate his foolproof escape plan—he's going to go to his first ever con.

Of course, no plan survives contact with the enemy ...

This is Derek the DM's long-overdue origin story (in the works since 2009). Originally it was going to be a novelette (an overgrown short story) but it just kept growing and growing and growing until it turned into a novel in its own right. If you've ever wondered what would happen if I wrote a Laundry Files LitRPG/progression fantasy? This is for you: it's published here for the first time, along with two other Laundry Files novelettes (the Hugo-shortlisted Overtime, and Dowm on the Farm), and an afterword about the history of the 1980s Satanic D&D Panic.

Purely by coincidence this very week the Satanic D&D Panic is back in the news in the UK: the D&D stuff is about five paragraphs down in this news item. I wish real life would stop stealing the most dystopian pieces of my work! But in the meantime, please buy my book? I mean, Publishers Weekly gave it a starred review: "This is urban fantasy with its tongue firmly in its cheek, and it reads a bit like Terry Pratchett trying his hand at Lovecraftian horror," so it can't be that bad!

Here's a universal ebook link (to all US ebook stores that list it for sale).

(Small print: The universal link, via Books2Read.com, is experimental and sometimes breaks. It's particularly iffy if the book is published with different ISBNs in different markets, like A Conventional Boy. If it doesn't work for you, you can search your preferred online bookstore for "Stross Conventional Boy" to find it: I'll try and update later. (Obviously I'm trying to stop prioritizing Amazon over other bookshops.)

So, there was an election yesterday in the United States. (This is not that blog entry or discussion thread: that'll come later, when I've got my thoughts in order and gotten tired of swearing.)

Much smaller things also happened yesterday. In particular, I had a first appointment with my new ophthalmologist, who has taken over the practice from my previous ophthalmologists (who retired). I had about a six week wait for this session, because they're moving to an entirely new IT system and in addition to getting up to speed with her patients needs she used the session to move all the old notes into the new set-up (and confirm that they were correct).

I thought there'd been a change in my vision, and that I'd need new lenses, and I was half-right: there has indeed been a change, but I don't need new glasses as much as I need surgery, because I'm developing cataracts in both eyes.

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