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Thread: No one ever answers when I call

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    No one ever answers when I call

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    BrianIs AtYou

    Ah, yes! The obligatory Index:

    1 - Ode to my Dentist
    2 - Selfie with Dad
    3 - Poultricide (Poultry Side)
    4 - Anne Frank in Hollywood
    A reading on video of my poem "Selfie with Dad"
    5 - Say What?
    6 - This Old Story
    7 - Seven Simian Stanzas plus One More
    8 - Broken
    9 - Your Tin Foil Hat
    10 - Prodigality Play
    11 - Climbing on Mount Fuji
    12 - All I've Got
    13 - Dawn at Isawa in the Kai Province
    14 - A Sign (for Michelle)
    15 - Never Easy
    16 - In the Land of Gaton
    17 - A Prayer
    18 - Come Again!
    19 - Sometimes
    20 - Give up my Soul
    21 - A Maudlin Young Man
    22 - Forever
    23 - The Tea Plantation of Katakura in Suruga Province
    24 - Another Notch
    25 - I Wonder If My Brains Are Still Safe
    26 - Dreams and Hopes of the Twilight Years
    27 - We Do Not Fear the Bomb
    28 - To Write the Impossible Poem
    29 - A Plan for Every Day
    30 - To Lay the Pencil Down
    Bonus - The Mosquito and the Mountain Climber
    Bonus 2 - Prometheus Found
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    Featherless Biped is offline Ray to rhyme with bay; not Rae to rhyme with bae
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    I got you a **Disclaimer** label for your thread!


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    Happy NaPoMo!
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    jus' sayin' hey

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    But, oh, that dial tone.
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    Now
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    On
    November
    Evenings,

    Ed’s
    Verse
    Emporium
    Requires

    A
    New
    Sestina
    Waiter.
    Ed
    Recites
    Sestinas

    While
    Hazing
    Each
    Nervous

    Interviewee.

    Candidates
    Arrive
    Like
    Lemmings.

    I think I'll claim that as my first Have a great month - Matt

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    "An it make me so mad!!!!



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    Innit.
    (knee deep)

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    Brian,
    Good to see your smiling face!
    Never mind!

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    Ode to My Dentist

    The dentist is my very pal,
    the rooter of my root canal.
    The dentist drills
    and gives me pills--
    all in all, a special gal.

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    Hopefully, tomorrow when I have recovered a bit more, I will post something more substantial.

    BrianIs AtYou
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    lol! hope it wasn't too painful! somehow, you always make me (and like I said, get the sweet air!!!!)

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