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  1. 03-28-2015, 08:59 AM #1
    BrianIsSmilingAtYou
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    No one ever answers when I call

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    Ah, yes! The obligatory Index:

    1 - Ode to my Dentist
    2 - Selfie with Dad
    3 - Poultricide (Poultry Side)
    4 - Anne Frank in Hollywood
    A reading on video of my poem "Selfie with Dad"
    5 - Say What?
    6 - This Old Story
    7 - Seven Simian Stanzas plus One More
    8 - Broken
    9 - Your Tin Foil Hat
    10 - Prodigality Play
    11 - Climbing on Mount Fuji
    12 - All I've Got
    13 - Dawn at Isawa in the Kai Province
    14 - A Sign (for Michelle)
    15 - Never Easy
    16 - In the Land of Gaton
    17 - A Prayer
    18 - Come Again!
    19 - Sometimes
    20 - Give up my Soul
    21 - A Maudlin Young Man
    22 - Forever
    23 - The Tea Plantation of Katakura in Suruga Province
    24 - Another Notch
    25 - I Wonder If My Brains Are Still Safe
    26 - Dreams and Hopes of the Twilight Years
    27 - We Do Not Fear the Bomb
    28 - To Write the Impossible Poem
    29 - A Plan for Every Day
    30 - To Lay the Pencil Down
    Bonus - The Mosquito and the Mountain Climber
    Bonus 2 - Prometheus Found
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  2. 03-28-2015, 10:04 AM #2
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  3. 03-28-2015, 04:31 PM #3
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    I got you a **Disclaimer** label for your thread!

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    Happy NaPoMo!
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  5. 03-28-2015, 10:34 PM #5
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  6. 03-29-2015, 03:21 AM #6
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    jus' sayin' hey

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    Brian,
    Good to see your smiling face!
    Never mind!
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  8. 04-01-2015, 10:22 PM #8
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    Ode to My Dentist

    The dentist is my very pal,
    the rooter of my root canal.
    The dentist drills
    and gives me pills--
    all in all, a special gal.

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    Hopefully, tomorrow when I have recovered a bit more, I will post something more substantial.

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  9. 04-01-2015, 10:30 PM #9
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    lol! hope it wasn't too painful! somehow, you always make me (and like I said, get the sweet air!!!!)
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  10. 04-01-2015, 10:37 PM #10
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    Ha! This has me laughing out loud!

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  11. 04-01-2015, 11:28 PM #11
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    A cockeyed limerick? Best NaPo start ever!
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  12. 04-01-2015, 11:32 PM #12
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    Hehe, I like it. Ouch though. I've been putting off a call to my "rooter of my root canal", but thank goodness I don't need anything so drastic.
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    Great to see you hear Brian !! Clever ditty, very witty, on a topic not so pretty...hehe.... feel better soon!
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  14. 04-01-2015, 11:55 PM #14
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    So many disclaimers, and so little need - I don't think anyone will be returning any poems they get here!
    In fact, I may have to pass on your ditty to my dentist pal (not a gal, though).

    Wishing you a swift recovery.
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  15. 04-01-2015, 11:50 PM #15
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    Hi Brian,

    "the rooter of my root canal." What's not to love?

    Hope your get's soon!

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