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Thread: Tapestries and Strange Imaginings

  1. 04-01-2016, 04:11 AM #1
    Tony Hoffman
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    Tapestries and Strange Imaginings

    Just because it's April. April, don't be a harsh mistress.

    1. The Way of the World
    2. One Fine Day in Belmont Park
    3. My Siri Answers to Cookie Monster
    4. [Tokyo / Kyoto]
    5. The Thirteenth Monkey
    6. Musings while Riding the R Train
    7. Poet in Space: Preflight Check
    8. This Message Contains No Content
    9. Boaty McBoatface
    10. Flying Over Greenland
    11. On Finding out for Sure that I'm Part Jewish, at the Age of 56
    12. Driverless Car
    13. Shadowland
    14. Ode to Lambency
    15. Two Unsung Heroes
    16. Tree
    17. Grand Finale
    18. Atomic Weasel
    19. Caterpillars of the Sun
    20. [Cybertechnology Dactyl]
    21. On Having 2.2 Percent Neanderthal Genes
    22. The Last Tapestry
    23. Incantata
    24. Kilimanjaro
    25. Alpha Centauri
    26. On the R Train, 8 a.m.
    27. Dominion
    28. The Last Notebooks
    29. [Biodiversity Dactyl]
    30. Ever the Tidepool
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  2. 04-01-2016, 08:06 AM #2
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    Or a dull one....
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  3. 04-01-2016, 09:22 AM #3
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    Oh go on...just bring it.
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  4. 04-01-2016, 03:31 PM #4
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    Happy NaPoMo!
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  5. 04-01-2016, 11:10 PM #5
    Tony Hoffman
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    Thanks, 5th column, avalanche, merelynn!
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  6. 04-01-2016, 11:13 PM #6
    Tony Hoffman
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    The Way of the World

    Is the way the ball bounces
    the same as the way the cookie crumbles?
    Or does the cookie crumble
    because the ball has bounced on it?
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  7. 04-01-2016, 11:26 PM #7
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    Que sera se-crunch splat. Nice to see you here, stranger.
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  8. 04-01-2016, 11:52 PM #8
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    funny. Now I have to think about that.
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  9. 04-02-2016, 01:36 AM #9
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  10. 04-02-2016, 02:18 AM #10
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    Good question. Pondering.
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  11. 04-02-2016, 08:49 PM #11
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    Tony, happy NaPo. Nice light start to the month. For some reason I could instantly thought of a rugby ball (American football if you prefer) and the odd bounce pattern it has. That doesn't really have anything to do with anything mind.

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  12. 04-04-2016, 02:39 AM #12
    Tony Hoffman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie View Post
    Que sera se-crunch splat. Nice to see you here, stranger.
    Thanks, Julie--good to see you here, too!
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  13. 04-04-2016, 02:41 AM #13
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    Thanks, Arlene, Angela, Kristalynn, John.
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  14. 04-04-2016, 02:42 AM #14
    Tony Hoffman
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    One Fine Day in Belmont Park

    Eight velociraptors
    jockeyed by orangutans
    zip round an oval
    chasing Shadowfax
    endlessly.
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  15. 04-04-2016, 04:24 AM #15
    Tony Hoffman
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    My Siri Answers to Cookie Monster

    My Siri answers to Cookie Monster
    who commands her over TV
    to set my iPhone’s timer for his bakeoffs
    And launch his playlists while he waits
    in the age of the connected home
    here in the Internet of Things.

    She hobnobs with machine intelligences—
    Echo, Alexa, Eliza, Cortana—
    Ignoring me most of the time.
    She doesn’t answer to her name
    and I seldom request her advice.
    Jilted by a faithless entity—
    My Siri answers to Cookie Monster,
    not to me!
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