felchwad43

SO I FUCKING LAG AT POSTING. AT LEAST I HAVE A FUCKING EXCUSE. OR EIGHT OF THEM.

FUCK HAVE I BEEN LAGGING POSTING ON MY FAGGIT ASS BLOG...

Whatever.die.

THIS IS THE MOST POLITICAL THING YOU WILL EVER SEE ON THIS BLOG.

HIPPIES BEWARE.

HERE HOTOS, PLAY WITH SOME TITTIES.

GO TO THIS LINK.

WENT TO GIVE THE PAINTER SOME MONEY AND ...

GOT TO SEE THIS FUCKING INSANITY.

BETCHA WISH YA HAD THIS. ME TOO. WELL, IM ON DISABILITY WITH MY ELBOW STILL, AND THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA IS SENDING MY GIMP ASS A CHECK EACH WEEK FOR MORE THAN YOU MAKE AT YOUR SHITTY JOB SO I'M OFF TO CANADA FOR A WEEK OF PARTY ACTION. THERES EVEN A COUPLA POOLS GOIN UP THERE. SWEET. HALLOWEEN AT LEESIDE PICS TO COME, FAGS.
HERES LAST YEAR:

SHITDICKED BUTTLICKER PUSSIES...

DESTROYED ANOTHER BARRIER SPOT IN FRISCO. THEY TRULY ARE WAGING A WAR AGAINST BARRIER SKATEBOARDING.

WHO THE FUCK KNOCKS A JERSEY BARRIER OVER AND JUST LEAVES IT THERE BECAUSE THERES A BANK POURED UP TO IT? THIS IS SOMEHOW BETTER?

DO ANY OF YOU KNOW THE FORCE IT TAKES TO KNOCK ONE OF THESE THINGS OVER?YOU SEE THEM ON THE FREEWAY AFTER A SEMI TRUCK HITS IT AND IT DOESNT FALL OVER. THATS HOW MUCH THESE SHITHEADS HATE SKATE SPOTS. DUDE. FUCK THE WORLD.

SALBA.

REALLY DOES THIS. AT POOLS. WITH EVERYONE WATCHING. HE DOES IT AT 15 MINUTE BARGES TOO. ONE OTHER THING THAT IS WIERD ABOUT THIS... WHEN I WAS LOCKED UP FOR A YEAR AS A JUVENILE, WE WERE MADE TO DO HARD CORE CALISTHENICS WHICH INCLUDED PUSH UPS. IF YOU WERE DOING YOUR PUSH UPS LIKE STEVE IS DOING IN THE ABOVE VIDEO (I.E. PELVIC THRUST FLOOR FUCKING WITHOUT BENDING YOUR ARMS ALL THE WAY & NEVER TOUCHING YOUR CHEST TO THE GROUND) YOU WOULD BE SUBJECT TO ARRANGED BEATDOWNS WHERE THE STAFF WOULD STOP THE WHOLE GROUP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CALISTHENIC ROUTINE, POINT YOU OUT BY NAME, INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF TORTUROUS EXERCISES, AND TAKE AWAY THE ENTIRE 50 MAN DORMS' FREETIME ACTIVITIES, THUS INSURING THAT YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED BY THE BIGGEST CHOLOS IN THE DORM. JUST SAYIN, IF YER GOING TO DO PUSHUPS ON THE COPING WHILE EVERY FUCKER ELSE IS TRYING TO SKATE, AT LEAST DO EM RIGHT. BRA.

DIRTBAG CHALLENGE WAS RAD.

FUCKIN DIRTBAG CHALLENGE GETS THROWN EVERY YEAR HERE IN FRISCO. ITS DONE BY A GUY NAMED POLL & HIS CREW. THE DEAL IS BUILD A CHOPPER FOR NO MORE THAN 1000 DOLLARS START TO FINISH AND RIDE IT A MINIMUM DISTANCE TO THE PARTY. PRETTY RAD. FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT THINK BUILDING A RUNNING AND REASONABLY CREATIVE CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE FOR LESS THAN A GRAND SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU COULD GET INTO, GIVE IT A TRY. WHEN YOU GIVE UP, TAKE A DILDO AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS DRY AND RUN DOWN THE FREEWAY BACKWARDS AND AGAINST TRAFFIC TILL YOU DIE. HERES SOME SHOTS.

MY BUDDY TURK MADE THIS THING. IM HOPING HE WON. IT WAS THE BADDEST DUDE BRO.

THIS YOUNG LADY WAS RIDING A 1930 VELOCETTE. THATS FUCKING RAD AS SHIT IF YOU ASK ME.

CHECK OUT MY VAGINA!!

FUNNY THING IS.. MY VAGINA IS LOCATED... ON MY ELBOW. THE DEEPER, WETTER PART YOU SEE IN THE MIDDLE IS MY BURSA. THE SAC THAT RESTS ON THE BONE BETWEEN THE MUSCLE/SINEW AND THE OTHER GOOD STUFF IN THERE. YUMMY. EVERY DAY I HAVE TO CHANGE MY DRESSING AND GIVE MY ARM A SQUEEZE TO SEE WHAT COMES OUT OF MY BURSA! YAAAY! SO FAR IT WENT FROM FOAM TO LESS, STINKIER FOAM TO A COUPLE DROPS OF CLEAR REDDISH ORANGE LIQUID TO TODAY THERE WAS NOTHING. SWEET. MY VAGINA IS DRYING UP. FOR ONCE THATS A GOOD THING. DRAIN A POOL, FAGGITS, AND WHEN YOU GET THE SLIME ALL OVER YOU, DONT WASH IT OFF FOR A FEW DAYS. RAD.

BORN LOSER BLOG RULES.

FROM THIS TO THIS IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

THIS WAS MY LAST WEDNESDAY, PUSSY ASSES. F U C K A L L O F Y O U . GO DRAIN SOMETHING SO I DONT HAVE TO. STAPH INFECTIONS HURT LIKE FUCK. I CANT SKATE FOR A WEEK NOW BECAUSE OF THAT SHIT. FUCK.

NOT FUCKING RAD.

Hospitalized is what I be. Come visit hosenose in the hospital and I'll rewad you
With a blown out pool that everyone already knows about.
So it seems that I got poolitis in my elbow and the doc sez that shits serious dudes.
They put me under and cut open my elbow yesterday and they're leaving the fucker open til they figure out what's eating me. Literally. It's fucked. I can't post a photo of my sorry ass from my girls iPod so suck it.
Bailing out pools is dangerous shit,wussies. Wash yourselves after getting fucked swamp water on you. Not like any of you are ever going to find or clean out a fucking single pool in your life.

BEEN BUSY AGAIN FAGGITS...

YOU WERE DOING KICKTURNS IN THE FLATBOTTOM OF THE FUCKIN LAKE CUNNINGHAM SKATEPARK WITH FULL PADS WHILE WE, ON THE OTHER HAND, WERE DOING...

THREE NEW ONES AND 3 OTHERS I GOT GOING AROUND THE WAY. YER BLOWIN IT, BRAH. FORGOT MY CAMERA AT ONE, IT WAS RAD. JUST LIKE YOU. SMOOCH.

PEOPLE THAT GRAFFITI SKATESPOTS SHOULD BE BEATEN

UNLESS ITS ME. THEN ITS RAD DUDE. BRO. DONT TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THIS IS. IF YOU KNOW, YOURE RAD. DUDE. BRO.

YAAAY!

I RECOMMEND GETTING YOUR KNEES DRAINED. IF YOU, LIKE ME, HAVE TITS ON YOUR KNEES, GET EM DRAINED! THEYLL COME BACK THE NEXT DAY, AND IT'LL COST YOUR INSURANCE A THOUSAND OR SO BUCKS, BUT IT DOESNT HURT, AND YOULL GET TO LOOK AT A BAZOOKA SIZED NEEDLE GOING INTO YOUR KNEECAP AND SLURPING OUT 3 HORSE SYRINGES FULL OF HALF RED KOOL AID- HALF ORANGE JUICE. ONLY NOT TASTY. THE RADDEST PART IS THE NEXT DAY YOULL LEAVE YOUR HOUSE WITH REGULAR KNEES AND COME HOME THAT NIGHT WITH TITS WHERE YOUR KNEES USED TO BE, ALL OVER AGAIN! YAAAY!

WELL ANOTHER WEEKEND HAS COME AND GONE, WUSSY.

AND YOU MANAGED TO NOT DRAIN THIS SICK ASS DIAMOND ROSSMOOR RIGHT BY YOUR KIDS DAYCARE FROM THE TOP BY YOURSELF AND STRAIGHT TO THE SEWER CLEAN OUT SO NO NEIGHBORS NOTICED SHIT. FORTUNATELY FOR ME, THATS WHAT I DID.

I FORGOT WHICH ONE THIS CONTINENTAL CAME OFF OF, IT GETS HARD TO KEEP TRACK WHEN YOU ARENT DOING WHAT YOU DO, SITTING ON YOUR ASS TYPING ON CONCRETE DISCIPLES ABOUT YOUR TRUCKS AND BUSHINGS FROM 87 WHEN YOU HAD THE TRACKER BASEPLATE WITH THE GULLWING HANGER AND THE MOTOBILT BUSHINGS. FUCKIN BARNEY.

IT WAS THE COCK'S BIRTHDAY! YAAAAAY!!! WHATEVER. THE COCK ONLY LIKES TWO THINGS IN THE WORLD. ONE OF EMS KILLING SMALL ANIMALS. IM NOT COOL WITH THAT, IPREFER CAUSING HARM TO HUMANS. THEY DESERVE IT. SO I GOT HIM THE OTHER THING HE LIKES IN THE WORLD FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. PUSSY. HAPPY BITRHDAY, PEECOCK, HERES A RUBBER PUSSY, AND ITS NAMED AFTER YOUR WIFE. INCLUDED IN THE DEAL IS THE OFFICIAL HOSENOSE 43 HALLOWEEN MASK. NOW YOU TOO CAN LOOK LIKE YOUR HERO, ME.

THEN ME AND THE COCK WENT AND GOT A NEW PERMISSION GOING. WE NEVER FAIL TO GET PERMISH. YOU WOULDVE GOTTEN THE FUCKIN DOOR SLAMMED IN YOUR FACE KOOK. IT LOOKED KINDA STEEP AND DEEP BUT WOUND UP RULING.

AFTER THIS ONE WE WENT UP TO THE MOUNTAINS TO THE COCKS HAND POURED BOWL TO HAVE A B-DAY SESH AND CAMPPOUT, BUT I HADDA SPLIT TO DISTANT LANDS TO ATTEND ANOTHER EVENT AND HIT WAY MORE SICK SHIT. LIKE THIS EPIC "SEAL TIGHT" ROSSMOOR THAT MY BUD PRINGLE DONE FINDED. MAN YOU SUCK DICK AT FINDING POOLS. BUT GOOD THING FOR US, PRINGLE RULES AT IT.

CHECK THE SEAL TIGHT POOLS LOGO. RAD.

THEN IT WAS OFF TO THIS SWAN AMOEBA THAT A FAGGOT NAMED YOU DIDNT FIND EITHER. A NON FAGGOT NAMED ME FOUND IT. PRETTY STEEP, BUT FUN FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!

WE WRAPPED IT UP WITH ANOTHER ROSSMOOR THAT MY BUD THE CAPTAIN DID A KILLER PATCH JOB ON. THIS THING FUCKING RULES. I LOVE ROSSMOORS, ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU. FUNNY HOW THE UNIVERSE MANAGES TO BALANCE ITS SELF OUT LIKE THAT, HUH.

THEN I WENT HOME. TODAY I THINK I'LL GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND GET MY KNEES DRAINED, THEN I'LL LOOK AT THE BAG OF KNEE PUS BLOOD PUKE JUICE AND REMARK TO MYSELF HOW IT IS FAR MORE SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE THAN YOUR WIFE. CHEERS!

YUP.

LADDER IST TRY FRONTSIDE. LIGHT TO LADDER BACKSIDE 2ND TRY.

DEATHBOX 2ND TRY.

SHALLOW STAIRS 3RD TRY. MY BUDDY HERE IS TAKING A CRAP IN HIS PANTS IN THIS PHOTO. BECAUSE OF HOW GOOD THIS POOL IS. SEE HIS "BEARING DOWN" FACE.

SO I WAS RIGHT. THIS THING IS AMOTHERFUCKINMAZING. DEFINITELY THE BEST KIDNEY IVE RIDDEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. IN THE TOP FIVE POOLS IVE EVER RIDDEN EASILY. YOU ARE BUMMED. I AM STOKED.I SINCERELY WISH TO PURCHASE THIS HOUSE. IT WOULD BE QUITE A THING TO LIVE AT THIS POOL.

IN A NOT SO DISTANT LAND...

THERE IS A FUCKING SICK POOL CALLED THE RIDICULOUS.
IT GOT NAMED THAT BECAUSE IT IS SO FUCKING GOOD TO SKATE, THAT IT IS RIDICULOUS.
THIS ONE I FOUND TODAY IS BETTER THAN THE RIDICULOUS.
THE RERIDIC HAS SHALLOW STAIRS THAT ARE CARVEABLE BY HUMANS. SKREECH GETS THE STAIRS AT THE RIDICULOUS, BUT SKREECH IS NOT A HUMAN.
LIGHT DEATH COMBO.
LADDER IN THE CUP.
PERFECTLY FLUSH SET UPTURNED BULLNOSE.
SMALL TIGHT PACKED BLUE MOSAIC TILE
SO I NAMED IT THE RE-RIDICULOUS.
FUCK YOU.

FUCK THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES

THE CALIFORNIA DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES CAN BITE THE DINGLEBERRIES OUT OF MY ASS HAIR AND CHEW. TODAY I WENT TO GET THE REGISTRATION TAGS FOR MY TRUCK. THEYRE EXPIRED BECAUSE IM A UNION LABORER AND THERES NO WORK RIGHT NOW. I HAD ALREADY PAID THE 561 FUCKING DOLLARS TO RENEW MY TAGS, BUT THEY DIDNT FUCKING GIVE EM TO ME. EVEN THOUGH I WAS ALREADY STANDING AT THE DMV HANDING OVER 561 BUCKS FOR MY REG, I HAD TO CALL ANOTHER OFFICE AND PAY 14 MORE BUCKS BY CREDIT CARD TO VERIFY MY INSURANCE. TO DO THIS I HAD TO GET MY GIRL TO PAY ON HER CARD, WHICH MEANT I HAD TO GO HOME AND MEET HER LATER THT NIGHT. SO I PAID THE 14 BUCKS, BRINGING MY TOTAL TO FUCKING 575 DOLLARS JUST FOR FUCKING REGISTRATION. THEN I WENT TO WORK FOR A WEEK AND DIDNT HAVE TIME TO PICK THE NEW TAGS UP FROM THE DMV WITH ITS 3 HOUR WAIT. SO DURING THAT WEEK, I GET A TICKET FOR EXPIRED TAGS. FUCK. SO I GO TO DMV TODAY AND WAIT THE 3 HOURS, ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT I CANT GET MY TAGS UNTIL, GET THIS, I PAY OFF THE FIX IT TICKET FOR EXPIRED TAGS. THEY WONT GIVE ME TAGS, UNTIL I PAY A FIXIT TICKET FOR...... NO TAGS. 120 FUCKING DOLLARS. IF THE CUNT COULDVE HANDED ME MY TAGS, I WOULDVE HAD TAGS, AND THEY COULDVE SIGNED OFF MY TICKET FOR NO TAGS. THE FINE WOULDVE BEEN 10 BUCKS FOR A SIGN OFF. FUCK THE WORLD.SO I MADE MYSELF FEEL BETTER BY SKATING 2 NEW POOLS, AND LET ME TELL YA, THEY WERE FUCKING GEMS. YOU SUCK, SO YOU WERENT THERE.