Monthly Archives: October 2004

NOTICE: Lest anyone else confuse the origin of the word “binoculars” and attribute it to persons of lesser slanguistic dexterity, let it be known that I am ground zero binoculars. I birthed it naturally; it is the product of a … Continue reading →

Aside from Carson Daly’s stylist, the D12, and Eminem’s half-assedly lip-synced performance at the Shady National Convention last night, not much. Oh, you know, the usj… Busta had mouth surgery, Donald Trump delivered a speech, 50 performed “In Da Club,” … Continue reading →

Grazie Crunky for sending Eminem’s “Mosh” video. Watch it. It’s the most important thing he’ll ever do. A different link here, in case the other doesn’t work.

“America! Fuck Yeah!” These are the lyrics to one of the three funniest songs in Team America, from a beefy WWE halftime-type of number you can imagine being sung by Vin Diesel or some other GNC nutrition powder poster-man . … Continue reading →

Je suis trop fatigue, from last night, to post anything substantial at this present moment in time — tired from Bibliomanica‘s party, where I got my body jacked (my mind thowed?) by catchdubs and c. ryan-billups and Crunktruculent’s big beeyootiful … Continue reading →

WHEREIN an accidental editing faux pas at a major alt-weekly has resulted in a description of Anthony Hamilton, under my byline, as “MMM… complete man.” I didn’t write it, but I was thinking it. WHEREIN I have shed that unclean … Continue reading →

I’ve something else to bitcherate: is it truly necessary for the 2004-2005 NBA season to begin on Election Day?! With a Rockets-Pistons game?! If my paranoia were more acute, I’d formulate a The Last Thing He Wanted-style conspiracy theory on … Continue reading →

Great interview with Immortal Technique at Latinrapper.com. A little sample: “Certain rap artists have stated that they wouldn’t vote in the presidential election because they feel neither political party has the interests of minorities in mind. What’s your take?? IT: … Continue reading →

From the Miami bass list: “Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 14:02:49 -0000 From: “Kenny G” Subject: TRINA NEEDS A HIT HELLO MY PEOPLE, THIS IS YA BOY KENNY G, FROM THE ONE AND ONLY “GET SOME CREW”, I ALWAYS WANTED … Continue reading →

1. Ezra and I, chilly, sitting in Roosevelt Park among leaves, drinking coffee and reminiscing about the past. Watching some teenagers shoot hoops, when a bus pulled up to the light and some other kids, whose faces we could only … Continue reading →