Monthly Archives: January 2006

If you have never been there, or if you do not live in Nueva York, you really must take a look at the Movida website, it is so amazing, I can’t even believe it exists. I’ve only ever been there … Continue reading →

Tomorrow is thursday nite and i have just been alerted: Cosmo Baker is spinning NEW JACK Swing/’90s r&B… WHA…. at *Movida* in the West Village… which is decorated like an ’80s cruise ship, unironically, railings and mirrors spitshined, everywhere you … Continue reading →

MEGA LOVE AND CONGRATULATIONS TO DAN AND LUPINE AND DOT (Dorothy Mahalia!), NEW TO THE WORLD AND ALREADY THE CUTEST BABY BEAR

yo, because i was born in 1847 and have no fucking idea how to either post mp3s or work the VCR, our mans and nem, quick-witted and totally offering to hook me up with Freeway!, has graciously posted my future … Continue reading →

oh man, i tried to resist linking to it, cause i know i’m always going on about nick sylvester’s endless streams of hilarity, but i keep reloading the page to re-read the line about “fucking a bag of gay eucharist.” … Continue reading →

CnP HQ is all aflutter cuz our mans and nem emailed an mp3 of Fave R&B prodigy/future baby-dad? Ne-Yo singing nasty-nasty nastiness over 50 Cent’s “Get in My Car,” during which Young details exactly what goes down when you get … Continue reading →

For an interlude, they made cat and dog fighting sounds: barking and mewling interpreted by a little hollow-bottom drum and the squealing mouth of the violin player, respectively. This occurred after several seconds of cacophony, a great clamor of drums, … Continue reading →

Kanye West on that one Common track off Be: “God don’t ever give me nothing I can’t handle/ So please don’t ever give me records I can’t sample/ So I can vaca where there ain’t no channels/ it’s quite okay … Continue reading →

Proof that Harvard doesn’t ONLY churn out riff raff and race-war instigators: GOOD JOB TO HUA on a satisfyingly lucid, insightful essay on crack cocaine, in context. (“New York may have celebrated its 17th consecutive year of declining crime rates,” … Continue reading →

Meanwhile, back in Portland, Witty Pug Herder and Noted Former Co-Pilot Ezra Ace Caraeff seeks Gallagher, finds Metallagher. IS ANYONE SURPRISED THEY’RE FROM MINNEAPOLIS?! And is there a Hold Steady song about them yet?