Monthly Archives: June 2007

FOUR. WORDS.

DARRIN’S. DANCE. GROOVES. TWO.

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SWITCH CLICKA

UNO. My friend C.’s blog compiles photographs her dad took from her childhood – watch out for the disturbing Chuck E. Cheese party-spank and the black JonBenet series. So cute plus musings on crafts and her cool vintage clothing store … Continue reading

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SARAH’S FIRST DAY IN JORDAN

I hope she starts a blog but Sarah, my dear friend, has just moved to Amman. Just, as in: today. Some of her first impressions: “Arriving was magical. Seeing the city at night, the desert and fields of camels. My … Continue reading

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PLAINFOLK MISTAKEN FOR STARS

I was just looking at these photos from Nick’s Los Angeles appearance as “DJ Catchdubs,” and thinking – do you guys remember when Steve Aoki used to put out all only extremely radical political music like RADAR (who I really … Continue reading

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THOMPSON / BROWNBACK in ’08

I can only view tonight’s Republican proceedings as a stunt of epic proportions: used car salesman Tommy Thompson and man-in-the-bubble Sam Brownback are clearly performance artists dispatched by Cooper Union – class of 1929. They met in the voice-throwing class, … Continue reading

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Did Widdle Wibby Get Da Pokey?

The Oliverstoniac in me gives homeboy 13 days before he’s Jack Ruby-shanked en route to the appeals court. (Please excuse the baby talk, something about this mf just incites me to patronize.)

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ACTUALLY, I AM THE NEW DJ PREMIER

You all can quit your arguing. I am the new Primo. At least when it comes to political punditry. At least when it comes to biased opinions. My friend said it was so! Proof that my brain is not just … Continue reading

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YOU THINK IT’S LIKE THIS BUT REALLY IT’S LIKE THIS, PART HOT 97

I took a shower for this, even though my sunburn hurt. Except, the J train to Summer Jam broke down at 86th and Lex. A tragedy, it was, my umbrella and extra-cute jumpsuit and extra-extra-cute smartitude – all so prepped … Continue reading

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THROWBACK JAM

This is what my life was like in Portland?

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SUICIDE CLUB II!

NUEVA YORK! Noriko’s Dinner Table, the unavailable-in-America prequel to the incredible / surreal 2001 Japanese horror film / suicide mystery / cultural critique Suicide Club… the prequel which allegedly ties up many of its open ends, such as Who is … Continue reading

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