Monthly Archives: July 2007

NEXT!

briefly. we are banning the word / concept of “melisma,” now. that shit hasn’t been relevant since before mary met kendu. seriously. let’s retire it. Better yet: Day after Tomorrow fan fiction. It exists. Speaking of nerds, you can now … Continue reading

Posted in Opinion | 1 Comment

DJ PAZ ON NEW VS TRAD MEDIA

DJ Paz aka Matt Paz read my crazy old post linking Sarah Jessica Parker and the fall of Jane magazine and put some sense into it, via email: The root of the problem is this, I think: In the “trad … Continue reading

Posted in Opinion | 1 Comment

ON THE CLOCK.

This is the most excited I’ve been about something in a very hot minute. Jeff Chang wrote the piece. Plus I got to interview our old friend Gaius Charles. Love what you do, boo-boo. FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!

Posted in Opinion | 2 Comments

BLOCK PARTY 2

4:59 pm: There is currently a 10-foot-tall speakerbox at the end of my block. The DJ is playing Apache right now, but it’s a mix of contemporary snap music, dancehall, mid-90s R&B and classic hip hop – and just now, … Continue reading

Posted in Opinion | Leave a comment

“THIS. MEANS. WAR.”

…so pre-Tanya Harding rich-titch “Natalie” spat at baby-faced and thoroughly crimped dancefloor sirens Shannen Doherty, Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. The trio, mischievous and contrarian, shat on Natalie’s super-sweet-16, in the form of … Continue reading

Posted in Opinion | 2 Comments

WONDER HOW THE SMELL FROM A GRILL CAN SPARK UP NOSTALGIA?

Saturday is my block’s annual block party. According to Mister Frazier, my super / the mayor of said block, there will be an inflatable castle, a water slide, a BBQ, a DJ and a baby shower for the kid that … Continue reading

Posted in Opinion | 1 Comment

STRAPS

The reports, the rhetoric, even the reviews linking Lil Wayne / Ja Rule’s alleged gun possession arrests and their music are conjectural and off base, and when you think about it – generally play on the same premise that fuel … Continue reading

Posted in Opinion | Leave a comment

SEPHORA EXPLAINS IT ALL

How a NYC make-up hub explains the demise of magazines: free shit. So I was in Sephora today (full disclosure: I felt stanky and was seeking a spritz) (Stella in Two: Amber – because I love a fragrance with an … Continue reading

Posted in Opinion | Leave a comment

SQUALIE.

Ok, open-air bong hits might not be the best look when you’ve been scoped out and felt up by a cop on a steed. But seriously. Police were waiting to pounce. weez last nite at beacon. thanks to tiffany shepard … Continue reading

Posted in Opinion | Leave a comment

KELLS GONE WILD (BEE-YA-ITCH)

holy fucking fucktown I accidentally left my alarm on this morning and hot 97 played this remix f. tallahassee pain which is how i woke up to r kelly transforming himself into “snappin jackson” claiming one more rung on the … Continue reading

Posted in Opinion | 2 Comments