It's the last Saturday of the month, and we all know what that means!
No, it's not the day I stalk the streets with a hammer. That's not even funny, stop it.
It's time for the 5cc tabloid bullshit of the month award! Stick a conical party hat on and start drinking warm lager from a plastic cup while 'Lily the Pink' plays in the background and your aunt embarrasses herself on the dance floor.
It was a very wide field this month, but I've said why in the email to the lucky winner so I won't make you read that twice.