OK, if Gandalf is so damn smart, why didn't he know about this?

Nigel Tufnel comes home from war.

I must have slept through the other nine.

Why no... No, I didn't.

Or wait.... Maybe I did. I can't remember.

From Found Shit.

Donald Trump's new campaign slogan.

Although it probably isn't one he would voluntarily choose himself....

Image absconded from Balloon Juice.

For no particular reason, here's a cat that looks like Lenin.

I'll have to find my doggie Trotsky photo. I have it here somewhere.

Here's a joke making the rounds on the internet....

Just in case you haven't seen this one.

A CEO, a Tea Partier, and a Union member are sitting around a table that has a plate with 12 cookies on it. The CEO takes 11 cookies and then leans over to the Tea Partier and says,"Psst. That Union guy is trying to take part of of your cookie."

The Internet....

Just because....

From Very Demotivational. The link is over there on the right. I am so demotivated, I'm not even going to bother pasting it in.

Wikileaks.

From Very Demotivational.

Miss TSA Pinup Girl! (NSFW, sorta....)

Given the new "security" screening procedures at airports, I suppose this was rather inevitable.





I suppose I could make a really crude remark about boners here. But that would be totally out of character and beneath my dignity.....

I also just realized I am going to have to do another post soon, to get this thing off the top of the stack.

Apropos of election day.

Vote at your own peril. Or not.

From Oddly Specific, link at right.

Terrible truth in humor.

From Very Demotivational.

"No, Buffy. You are at fault here and you must admit your mistake."

"After all, if it hadn't been for you falling in love with Angel, we wouldn't currently be overrun with good-looking, brooding vampires that attract young girls. The world would have never been exposed to Twilight, Underworld and the Wizards of Waverly Place if it hadn't been for your rash, impulsive behavior. I hope you realize that now."

O.K., we always knew it was going to be something like this, didn't we?

Arizona's draconian laws aimed at immigrants take a toll on kid's birthday parties.

First, they came for the piñatas, and I was silent.

Next, the came for the party clowns who make balloon animals, and I said nothing.

Then, then came for the mimes, and still I said nothing.

Actually, that's not exactly true. I cheered when they came for the mimes.

From Oddly Specific.

Crayolas

Via Watertiger.

Well, this photo certainly destroys some of my most cherished childhood memories.

When I was about 9 or 10 years old, I would stay up late on Friday nights to watch Creature Features, excited at the prospect of seeing Godzilla ravage cities and fight other frightening monsters to the death. But this? Sheesh. A parasol? Really? What a poof. No wonder Ghidrah kicked his ass.

Godzilla is much shorter than he looks on screen.

Photo from Picture Is Unrelated.

News Of The Future: Robots Win Right To Keep and Bear Arms.

The Supreme Court, in a landmark decision, found in favor of the plaintiff, The National Rifle and Particle Beam Destructor Association (NRPRDA), that robots should be considered to be citizens if they were built in the United States of America and therefore should be allowed to possess and carry firearms. The NRPRDA released a statement hailing the decision as "a victory for all Americans, whether they are mechanical, carbon-based or multi-national corporations." Opponents of the ruling predicted an increase in firearm and particle beam destructor deaths, due to the fact that a majority of the mechanical persons designed and built today run Windows 2030 Excelsior! (TM), which some software designers stated has a tendency to randomly jump between applications. Ex-half-term President Sarah Palin and current spokesperson for Clairol Hair Products, stated that she "was thrilled, you betcha, because Russia has millions of robots just waiting to march into Alaska."

I predict that by 2030, we will all own hover cats.

They don't get cat hair all over your sofa.

(I had to post something to get that really terrible "verse" off the top of the ladder...)

Ya gotta read the fine print these days.

All the important details in our society today seem to be hidden in the fine print. It's the obvious or really unnecessary crap they tell you about.

Yes, THIS is the man who should be on the 50 dollar bill!

"And THIS is the secret sign we used at our fraternity at Whatssamatta U."













"What are you smirking about? Of course I love you! But Bonzo gets lonely if he sleeps in his own bed!"