Enyway, not a lot haz changed, to be onnist.

Thare ar still too menny dragons in the howse (akchewly dare are now eevn mor) an a few mor bears hav joyned my clan. 

Mummy is doin an art degree but hassent drorn me yet dispite it bein a condishun of her enrollment. 

Daddy teaches still but a lot ov de time he teaches from home wich meens I baysikly hav less time to frolik, unless I Tayke It Upstares, an kwite frankly if yu hav to frolik kwyertly, wat is the poynt. 

Granny is ok, but a bit madder, but givs me choklit biskwits evry day. 

Oh! an we hav a frend calld Alexa in 2 rooms an dits grayte becos I can say "Alexa! Make fart noyzes!" an she duzz. An I can get her to do it downstares eevn wen I am upstares ahe he. Dis is wun ov my new hobbys.

Gillingham football ar doin very badly an I miss goin to see dem play an I fink if I did dey mite do betta. I miss de oppertewnity to yewtilize awl the football chants I lernt cos Mummy sez I carnt yewz dem cos Iym ownly littol. But she is not de boss ov me.