Goddamn baseball. Goddamn Cubs.
The Cubs ended a bad road trip that saw Ted Lilly and Ryan Theriot traded, the bullpen setting a major-league record by giving up 11 straight hits in a 12-run inning, Carlos Gonzalez becoming the fourth player in history to complete a cycle with a walk-off home run and Silva's heart episode Sunday.
Garblarghphawhargle. [/random unintelligible noises] This season can't end soon enough.
