Showing posts with label Fetish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fetish. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

A FETISH TOO FAR

Rough sex gone wrong. After seeing that headline, who's not going to read more?

The skinny: Man loves woman. She loves him. They drink, heavily. They have rough sex. He asks her to "carve artwork" into his chest. She picks up a knife. Things go awry.

Thank God the Winnipeg Sun is around to provide details:
A court order has prohibited the young lovers from communicating with each other since the February 2007 incident. That order was lifted yesterday and the couple left court together, smiling. ...

Court heard the 25-year-old woman and 24-year-old man had known each other since grade school but had only become romantically involved four weeks prior to the accident.

The man was rushed to hospital in critical condition after suffering a stab wound to the left ventricle of his heart.

"Hospital staff thought he was going to die, he was very close to death," said Crown attorney Larry Allan, adding the man has fully recovered. ...

"He said they engaged in dangerous play, and due to her intoxication, was not precise with the knife and punctured his heart," Allan said.

The man told police the stabbing was an accident and that the two routinely cut and scratched each other with knives. The man showed police several wounds, including a heart-shaped scar on his back featuring the woman's initials.

McCammond said it was the victim who introduced the woman to "body modification" and asked her to carve another heart on his chest. The woman was complying when the man asked her to press harder, said [the woman's lawyer, John] McAmmond. ...

Judge Brian Corrin said the woman was "clearly remorseful and unlikely to be reinvolved."

Corrin ordered the woman to participate in alcohol counselling while on probation.
Nothing so sweet as young love.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

SUPERNATURALLY SCREWED

Two women in Federal Way, Wash., say a ghost has raped them. Yes, we know.

As KOMO reports:
[T]he two women told officers a paranormal person has been placing sensors on their bodies and having intercourse with them at their apartment ...

One of the women said the assault began when she lived in Kent and followed them to Federal Way. The second woman said her encounters began recently.

The maintenance man in charge of the apartment complex said the women keep calling him saying the ghosts are raping them on weekend nights. He finally told them to call police.
And now he has the foundation for the world's best Penthouse Forum letter.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

STOPPING OFF FOR A COLD ONE

Donald Luis Cooper, 32, is an odd duck. He apparently likes to have sex with dead people. Now he's going to prison. According to the Daily Press in Victorville, Calif.:
In February 2003, Cooper, 32, and his girlfriend, Chaunee Marie Helm, 30, were working for All-County Transportation, driving bodies from Victor Valley Community Hospital to the county morgue in San Bernardino.

Security cameras in the morgue captured Cooper sexually assaulting the body of Robyn Gillett, an Adelanto girl who had died of the flu. Helm served as a lookout.

But Cooper was not charged with necrophilia because it wasn’t illegal at the time. He pleaded guilty to mutilating grave remains and received a suspended two-year prison sentence.

If he kept his nose clean for the five years of his probation, he wouldn’t have to serve any additional jail time beyond the time he spent waiting for trial.
But instead of keeping his nose clean, Cooper was caught in a house where small children lived. Seven kids, in all, most belonging to his current girlfriend. The house was filthy:
“There were animal feces and urine on the floor, in the children’s room, the living room,” said Code Enforcement Supervisor Tony Genovesi. “There were feces on the wall. The odor was terrible. ... Any time you have animals that are defecating inside the house and urinating inside the house, the odor’s pretty bad.”
Cooper's probation was revoked. Now he's headed back to jail for a year. Nice guy.

Monday, November 19, 2007

STRANGE WORLD, SANDY

Dean Stockwell lip-synching Roy Orbison singing "In Dreams." Dennis Hopper huffing poppers through a face mask. Isabella Rossellini, playing the role Molly Ringwald only wishes she would have done.

On the Christmas wish list this year: David Lynch's Blue Velvet on DVD. Nothing disturbed us more in 1986. Watching it again only confirms the creepiness.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

PALE SONGWRITER

Michael Jackson -- musical genius, incredibly performer, absolute freak. And back in the spotlight. EbonyJet.com features the whitest-ever image of Jackson on the cover of Ebony.

It's been 25 years since Thriller. Wish today's Jackson would do something equally earth-shattering in the studio.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

THERE GOES HIS CAREER

Kenneth Ray Burton is a "career flasher." Or so say prosecutors, and a judge in Redwood City, Calif., agrees.

Burton, 52, was sentenced to 13 years, four months in prison for showing off his dangly bits to a woman on a train.

The Associated Press reports:
Police arrested Burton last year after he allegedly began masturbating in front of a woman on a Bay Area Rapid Transit train.

Prosecutors sought the lengthy prison sentence because Burton already had two prior convictions for indecent exposure and a previous conviction on six counts related to sexual assault, San Mateo County Chief Deputy District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe said. ...

"Our concern was, 'Are we being too lenient? Are we adequately protecting the public?'" Wagstaffe said. "We have a person here who has done this for many, many years. And with all likelihood, he will be doing it again."
The reaction from his fellow inmates should be interesting.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

SEE THE SUB, BE THE SUB

Buy the sub. For just $78 million you can pick up the Phoenix 1000, a 213-foot "personal luxury submarine." Where? At U.S. Submarines, of course, the one-stop shop for rich people who love water:
Powered on the surface by twin turbocharged marine diesels, all of our luxury submarine models ... have extended surface range and are capable of diving to 305 meters (1000'). Bad weather? Simply close the hatch and dive, cruising effortlessly far below the waves in air conditioned comfort. The submarines' battery capacity and life support systems allow you to stay submerged for days at a time.
The Phoenix comes with "very large acrylic viewports." Like the Seaview, only with an acrylic deck saloon.

Friday, June 08, 2007

DIAPERMAN STALKS TULSA

He's slender, in his 20s -- and he likes to wear diapers. KTUL reports:
The man has walked into at least three Tulsa area convenience stores wearing regular clothing. He goes into the store restroom, changes into a diaper and then comes walking back out.

On at least one occasion, the man has exposed himself to a store employee. He has also asked the clerk what she thought of the diaper.
The answer: Depends.