Things
are Unraveling as They Should
I’ll
give you two minutes
The
phone’s ringing off the hook now
You
know something
Folks
You’re
wrong
You
gotta understand
Let
me cut to the chase
I
tell you what I hear on the street
Well
that's allegedly
It's
very very simple
He’s
a rock star
A
normal, everyday person
The
best father around
The
headlines of the papers when he won?
‘The
White Obama’
Not
a politician
He’s
an average guy
Very
humble
You
know something
It’s
very simple
They
want to execute him
Like
what they did to Jesus
It's
a David and Goliath scenario
Blue
blood vs. blue collar
They
hide around and get ya
In
a gotcha moment
At
the end of the day
He
had a couple of pops
Everyone
has a little slipup
But
he’s moving forward
Let’s
get the show on the road
I
wouldn't know him if I ran him over
That’s
what I’m hearing on the street
Out
there with the common folk
**
Let
me tell you something,
I
brought my kids down there
And
I wouldn’t bring my kids back
There
was buck naked men running down the street
I
spoke to some folks in the gay community
They
said they weren’t going
They
didn’t like the idea of men running
Middle
aged men with pot bellies
I’m
not dissing anyone in the gay community
There’s
a lot of great people that make up this city in the gay community
Which
are friends of mine
**
It’s
all about customer service excellence
The
best retail politician in the world
We’ll
have a barbecue
Come
by for a burger
We
have a beer tent wine tent
Amusement
rides
So
we'll leave it at that
And
that’s all I’ve got to say
Toronto poet Sharon Harris assembled these Doug “it’s
not about truth” Ford quotes into a poem at City Hall as part as the Rob Ford
Must Go Sit-In (which became the Doug Ford Must Go Sit-In). A group of protesters
sat outside of the Mayor’s office for 258 days. Harris’s poems have been
anthologized in The Broadview Introduction to
Literature, Ground Rules: the best of the second decade of above/ground
press 2003-2013 (Chaudiere), and The Last Vispo (Fantagraphics). Her work has appeared in newspapers and magazines, and on
radio and television, across Canada. Check out her two above/ground press
chapbooks, Like and More Fun with 'Pataphysics.