The President Of The United States Of America

He's on his latest "Innocent Abroad" trip in Africa, and first there's this unbelievable quote:

GOLER: The president says it's better that African nations deal with African problems. White soldiers in Darfur, he believes, would be targets for all sides.

BUSH: A clear lesson I learned in the museum was that outside forces tend to divide people up inside their country and are unbelievably counterproductive.

He said this after coming out of the Rwandan genocide museum. Now, there's a somewhat credible explanation, that the Belgian imperialists set the Hutus against the Tutsis and indirectly caused what occurred in 1994. But should GEORGE BUSH be talking about how outside forces are counterproductive?

Then there's this unbelievable exchange from Liberia, where Bush is given a medal and then, seriously, breaks the medal.

It really makes you want to hide inside a box or something.