The Urine Test

A friend emailed this to me and it is nearly perfect! Enjoy!
Like a lot of folks in this country...I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urinetest, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt and using drugs.
Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Please pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along though.

Back from vacation....

Every once in a while a Disasterologist has to take a break from all the disastering. I took some time off over the holiday. My family went to the country and just disapeared for about ten days, my brother and his family came to "The Propery" to visit and blow off some steam as well. It was great! As soon as I have my internet back (functioning) I will post some pictures here (I am posting from work). WildBill and I came home with Poison Ivy, and I also got a sunburn on the first day. We got the tractor and brush-hog hooked up and mowed a go-cart track, the kids went fishing, and we shot up some expired canned food. Redneck Vacation!

Finding new friends....

Wild Bill over at Passionate Blogger wrote a incredible article (I don't feel that I have used incredible lightly) "Give And Receive Series - Part 2 - StumbleUpon" in which he made it very plain that you must stop being so concerned about yourself/your blog and really concentrate on helping others build up their blog. I thought long and hard and decided that every person that commented on Wild Bill's post I would go to their blog and comment and Stumble them. This is a wonderful way to meet new bloggers and make friends with people that you might not have ever meet before.


I have decided that in this post (and I will update it as much as I can) I will put links to those blogs I went to visit and visit them on a regular basis.

***More NewerUpdate! More new friends added today, 8/30/07, Welcome to the list!

http://www.bustachange.com/

http://patriciasingleton.blogspot.com/

http://www.velveteenmind.com/

http://www.writersnotes.net/

http://musingsofamiddleagedwoman.blogspot.com/

http://everyeveryminute.com/blog/

http://radioactiveliberty.com/

http://priscillapalmer.com/priscillapalmer/

http://stresstopower.com/blog/ andhttp://cheerfulmonk.com/

http://www.iambossy.com/

http://www.bloggingtune.com/

http://www.brainbasedbusiness.com/

http://www.procompro.blogspot.com/

http://marcomblog.web-log.nl/

http://www.carloselorio.com/

www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/

N.A.D.S. office

Ever seen a Disasterologist hard at work in his office? Here you go, this is N.A.D.S. headquarters! (this is my walk-in closet converted to the NADS HQ) Along with serving as my office and the closet it is also our tornado safe zone, storage, and gaming center.

Let your ART race!!!

Not everything has to be a Disaster. Here at N.A.D.S. we like to have some fun and enjoy some artwork. Whilest stumbling around I came across Art.com and it asked me to create a masterpiece. Being "the Artist formerly known as Sheriff Bob" I took to it like a fish to water, only to find upon my artwork completion that it recorded my every brush stroke. COOL! Click on the link above and watch my art work, even create your own.

Natural Selection finds a way!

Written by Michael Kerr Lead Disasterologist. Last night here in the Oklahoma City metro area we had the remnant of tropical storm Erin (downgraded from a hurricane) come through town after making a long trek through western Texas via the Gulf of Mexico.

I am usually up late, keeping all of you safe in the event of a disaster, and around 1:30 am the NWS declared a Tornado Watch for the western metro/El Reno/ Yukon area. Needless to say, I was up for a long night as it was about 6am before the storm had calmed and the chance of Tornado was completely past. I know what you are saying, "why stay up all night long?" that is what i do to keep us all safe. At around 3:30am the storm met with the Low front and created this "eye of the hurricane" effect just east of Kingfisher and Greenfield complete with no rain in the eye; it was strange.

Now that we have the preface out of the way we can get to the real story. Many years ago a had written an article (can't find anywhere) about Natural Selection no longer affected the human race because of the invention of warning stickers, thus causing an over abundance of stupid people that would normally meet their own end due to the lack of neuron usage.

But last night my faith in Natural Selection was rekindled when at 5:45am, broadcasting live from NW 36th and Broadway in OKC channel 5 (I think) showed two cars stuck in a flooded street, TWO MORE CARS plunged in behind the first ones! One of the second batch quickly realized that that was not a smart move and threw it in reverse and backed out before it was too late, the other car had to drive AROUND THE NEWS VAN AND REPORTER who were filming LIVE (hence the bright camera lite and big suv BLOCKING THE ROAD) plunged straight into the water and began to float away.

The reporter continued to film live and asked if the woman needed help (which is the first time I have ever seen them get involved versus "ruining the shoot") and stayed with her LIVE until the fire dept. showed up to rescue the water logged car.

Now some of you reading this are questioning what they know of me at this point. I can tell you that my belief in Natural Selection (both animal and human) does not contradict my religious beliefs. God made cavemen (Neanderthals and whatnots) to keep Anthropologists confused for many thousand years, proving that God has a sense of humor. I used to be a staunch Evolutionist and grappled with the concept of Creationism until I understood comparative anatomy does not prove evolution but proves an "artistic signature style." You're confused.

Right now do a Google search for Leonardo da Vinci art work, primarily looking for his paintings and sculptures of human form (if you don't want to use da Vinci look up another artist, I don't care). Over the long span of time you can see (if you are looking chronologically) that their art improves and they get better, but what you will recognize is each individual artist's STYLE. da Vinci makes his men look like this; Van Gogh draws women like that, and lets not even get started on Picaso. The point I am trying to make is that you can recognize their artistic signature style.

Take the time now to compare animal skeletal likenesses including gorillas vs. chimpanzees vs. human. You can see that they are all designed by the same maker. He has a style; He has worked out the design. That is not called evolution it is design perfection.

Calling All Disasterologists...

Apparently there are some people out there miss using Disasterology. Disasterology and Disasterologist are not play things, they are serious words that demand respect and awe. These silly ninnies, The Science of Sleep!?!, have gone and made a song called Disasterology. This is simply not appropriate. Only a nationally licenced and accredited Disasterologist should be using terms like this. What, are we going to start making songs about earthquakes and hurricanes and whatnots? We must write to our Congress-persons to enact legislation to stop the miss use of serious, life threatening terms. Shame, shame on you Science of Sleep.