PIC OF THE DAY.

Compared to this prodigy, Laurence Olivier and Alec Guiness are pansies:





However, it seems they teach 'em young these days:

This young girl is so terrified about "climate change" she can’t even speak to a journalist about her fears without breaking down in tears. So sad.

The Marxists have gotten their hands on our children and we have allowed it to happen.#ClimateStrike pic.twitter.com/YN2xAjGvIj

— Oh boy what a shot (@ohboywhatashot) September 20, 2019

Some are convincing, like Estella Renee, see above.


Others, not so much:

Greta Thunberg to world leaders at the U.N. climate summit: “You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words” https://t.co/vhK7qb7Dgb pic.twitter.com/kArrseEu9f

— TIME (@TIME) September 23, 2019

The world is nuts.


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RECOMMENDED BOOK: "WHY SOCIALISM WORKS", BY HARRISON LIEVESLEY.

Highly recommended by Alexandria, Bernie, Sitting Bullshit and the rest of the Dirty Two Dozen!!!



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BECAUSE IT'S RAMADAN, AND THERE IS NO HUMOR IN ISLAM!

Said that joker.

No pun intended!



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DONALD TRUMP IS FINISHED!!!

Well okay, on Planet Zeist in any case:







Schadenfreude baby! ROOOOOOOOOFL!!!


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DEMOCRATS IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2018...

Nuff said, and I even said nothing.


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YOUR DAILY DOSE OF TOXIC MASCULINITY.

So Ronald Lee Ermey is dead. Pity. Like so many others this side of the Pond, I only got to know him by watching Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket. Here's the memorable opening scene...





... Hey, psssst!!! if you are a milennial, you can now crawl out of your safe space!!!!

* “You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm.”


* “Looks to me the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!”


* “You are pukes—the lowest life form on earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are only unorganized, grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit!”


* “Did your parents have children that lived?”
“Sir, yes, sir.”
“I’ll bet they regret that. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.”


* “You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!”


* “Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?”


* “I do not look down n*****s, k***s, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless.”


* “I bet you’re the kind of guy would fuck a person in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!”


* “Do you suck dicks?”
“Sir, no, sir.”
“Bullshit, I’ll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.”


* “Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?”
“Sir, Texas, sir!”
“Holy dog shit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, private Cowboy! And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.”


* “How tall are you, Private?”
“Sir, five foot nine, sir.”
“I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!”

AHAHAHAH!!!! FOOLED YOU!!!


OK, anyway... RIP Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. God bless.


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RECOMMENDED VIDEOS: MODERN EDUCAYSHUN.

Hat tip Richard Pera over at CDR Salamander.



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TWEETS OF THE DAY.

Carefully selected for you oh Dear Audience by:


a.) Me:





b.) Myself:





c.) I:






Stolen without permission from The Chive.

Nite.


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I'M LITTLE... BUT I'M A GREAT WINNER.

Nah it's not about me. I'm 1.85m tall and I dunno if I can be called a winner... the jury's still out on that one.

But the sympathetic fella in the video below, now, THAT's a winner for sure!





... because we can't keep talking about the unholy mooslem/leftozoid alliance forever.


Hat tip my uncle R.

And I DON'T know how these National Geographic guys managed to film all this. Amazing!



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LIFE ISN'T FAIR.

That evening, Outlaw Mike, news junkie that he is, was reading HLN Online:


"The North Korean leader Kim Jong Un enjoys, together with his wife Ri Sol Ju, a concert at the occasion of the seventieth birthday of the Korean Worker's Party, the sole party allowed in the closed Asian country. A couple of servicewomen were allotted an honor place next to the dictator..."


Photo Reuters, but whatever....


QUE??? See those legs??


THOSE LEGS????

Ggggghhhhhh.....




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MOVE OVER ADOLPH! IT'S HILLARY'S TURN!

ROFL!




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WATERLOO, BELGIUM: FRENCH EMPEROR NAPOLEON BUONAPARTE BEATEN BY BELGIAN POLICE.

French Emperor Napoleon Buonaparte's ballsy (see photo) swagger and shrewd tactical insight on the battlefield was no match for the vigilant Belgian Police this 18th of June. This time, contrary to his brush with the Brits on the same field some time earlier, there was no escaping for the man from Corsica: he was taken prisoner by our brave men and women in blue (and flashy orange):




Re-enactor Frank Samson, who's been playing the role of Napoleon on this field during historical re-enactments since 2005, had the greatest difficulty to prevent Belgian police from hauling his car away, since he had parked it where it was not allowed. Only after heroic rhetorics and the promise that he would never invade Belgium again, were they persuaded to look the other way. This time. (photo by Loic Vigouroux).


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BREAKING!!! BELGIAN PM CHARLES MICHEL BRIEFS CNN'S CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR ON TERROR THREAT!

Fewst eppirens on di internesjenal seen four our nuw PI M, Charles Michel (MR):




Outlaw Mike sliips wel ad nite, tanks too da efisjent belzjian sicuriti fourcis!!!


VIVE LA BELGIQUE!!!


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Keep the above points in mind and you'll be just dandy.

Unscrupulously stolen from Theo Spark. Ik ben een Outlaw voor iets hee.



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STUPID NEWS OF YESTERDAY.

Caught my eyes:





Via The Free Patriot:

"Advertisement space can be very pricey, especially for drivers who can’t take their eyes off of it and cause a motor vehicle accident from their distracted stare. That was what happened as a result of a failed experiment for one Moscow advertising agency.

The commercial ad group Sarafan Advertising Agency attempted to drum up new clients by convincing potential customers that their ad space is lucrative for businesses. They used a truck as a moving billboard to convey their message of the company’s effectiveness by plastering a massive photo of a nude woman holding her breasts to both broad sides of the freight truck, the Daily Mail reported. The photo also displayed a note that read: “They attract.”

Unfortunately for many drivers with crashed cars, the ad did attract – distract. Sarafan unwittingly caused over 500 traffic accidents with this inappropriate ad.

Rather than keeping their eyes on the road and the cars ahead of them, drivers watched the pair of giant breasts parade by. The news source reported that police received a total of 517 accident reports in under a 24 hour time period.

The amount of calls became so overwhelming that cops decided it was in the public’s interest to corral the chesty truck until the ads could be removed. One driver, Ildar Yuriev, caught up in the ordeal when a separate driver crashed into his car while on his way to work in Moscow, explained his personal experience with the breast photo fiasco to the Daily Mail:

“I was on my way to a business meeting when I saw this truck with a huge photo of breasts on its side go by. Then I was hit by the car behind who said he had been distracted by the truck,” Yuriev said. “It made me late and left my car in the garage, and although I am insured, I am still out of pocket.”

The agency’s spokesman apologized for the incident, saying his company will happily cover the financial costs of the accidents."

And a big cigar for Sarafan Advertising Agency!



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HOT SHOTS CALENDAR 2015...

...because we can't keep talking about muslim a-holes ALL the time.




Dammit! I did it again!


Enjoy!


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EUROPEAN FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP 2012: DUTCH SOCCER FANS, UH, ENCOUNTER FEMALE REPORTER FOR UKRAINIAN TV.

Currently the 2012 UEFA European Football Championship, the 14th edition already of the European Championship for national football teams organised by UEFA, is in its final tournament, and it's being hosted by Poland and Ukraine.

The following video was taken in Kharkhiv, Ukraine's second largest city (Russian: Kharkov), and shows a female reporter for Ukrainian TV being, well, receiving, uh, a fair amount of attention from Dutch soccer enthusiasts.



Nou moe [Dutch slang for OMG - MFBB].

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CLIMATE DISRUPTION REMOVING FAIL.

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Hat tip Theo Spark.



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