Thursday, September 27, 2007

I don't really have any news

I wish I could write something witty and interesting today. But, I've had a very "mom" week. Helping kids with homework and keeping up the house (ha, ha - maybe I let it slide a bit this week) is important work - so I hear. But, it doesn't make for interesting blogging. So, I'm going to fudge a bit on the truth.
Today my husband came home from work early and brought a babysitter. He then gave me a single red rose attached to a big box tied in a red ribbon. When I opened the box I saw a ball gown (size 0 of course) that was custom made for my rock hard, yet feminine body. We then jetted off to Rome in the school district's private jet for some delicious Italian food. After dancing all night he brought me home where I slept 12 hours without any children coming in my room. When I woke up I felt so refreshed that I decided I could do another day of motherhood. Yeah, that sounds about right.

7 comments:

Tracie said...

If only!! Mine wouldn't even need to be Rome. I would take a new T-shirt and pizza someplace other than Chuck-e-Cheese.

Dawn said...

ha ha ha, school district's private jet. :)

Muggle Mom said...

can i copy that dream?

Barlow Fam said...

12 hours of non stop sleep, that is some dream. : ) I love the whole thing. Love you!

Jennifer said...

What a great date! Can we double with you next time Tom takes out the company jet?

Anonymous said...

I wasn't paying close enough attention at the beginning and I thought Tom really did that! I caught on at the privat jet. We all can dream.

Anonymous said...

Elena -

I've said it before, but I'll say it again. You are a GIFTED writer! And I love you to pieces! Mom