Friday, June 27, 2008

Hanson on Canadians and TV

IN THE MIDST of an entertaining profile article about Hart Hanson, Diane Kristine relates this telling quote:

"Part of me is very cranky that I felt I had to go the States to reach a larger Canadian audience. The Canadian audience on Judging Amy or Bones is higher than any Canadian show I worked on, and they were some successful Canadian shows. I don't know who to aim that crankiness at, that I had to become an ex-pat, to live in LA, to reach a Canadian audience. I don't understand it at all."

And that's it, aintit?

Kids, have yourselves a nice weekend. I'm going to New York City. Cause I can. Be safe.

NSI's new Digs


THE NATIONAL SCREEN INSITUTE has launched a spiffed up website that's got an online "Industry Centre" portion. A worthwhile effort to try and gather more information about the film and TV industry (such as it is) in Canada.

Check out the new NSI industry centre here.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

"I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all."

I KNOW. STILL treading water. But it's Act 5 water at least...

This is funny and wicked and oh so true. Konrad Von? You listening?



H/t to Trevor Cunningham

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Travailler pour Moi

WELL, I'M NOW a little over halfway through my first draft for my second episode of The Border, Season 2. I'm also trying to work up some materials for other projects, and just cause I have so much copious free time, I have two days of WGC Council Meetings.

That's a whole lot of travailler. So while I struggle to keep all these balls in the air, why don't y'all just sit back and enjoy le hip hop.

H/T to Mohan



Back Friday at the Latest.

Random Blind Items

DISCUSSED AROUND THE ether in the last few days:

  • $2 BILLION? REALLY?

    The big narrative around since the end of the WGA strike, and leading up to the chaos of the SAG contract negotiations, is that the WGA strike cost Hollywood "2 Billion Dollars."

    Now the same P.R. firms that were hired to pose as "regular people" and bomb comments to Nikki Finke and other blogs and letters pages are out there promo'ing the fact that Hollywood still hasn't staggered back and everything's a mess.

    But is it really the fault of the strike? Or is there a connection to the banking crisis in the USA? IE: Lots of the banks that float loans and help finance films have been so decimated by the Subprime thing that they're not playing ball anymore.

    So much for the marketplace...

  • CITY-TV bye bye:

    For people like me who got a chance to work there -- even in the waning days of Znaimer glory, Toronto's Citytv was a special place. Creative people, working hard as hell, getting paid way less than they were worth, but hey, at least you got to have fun, work with cool people and sometimes see rockstars, or cadge free drinks.

    That hasn't been true for years, of course -- by the waning days of CHUM, the uniqueness of the CITY brand had been so diluted that it was a mere shadow. And everybody else, even CBC, had caught up to all the things that set CITY apart -- no anchordesks, hand-held shooting, POV style...

    But for anybody paying attention it's been a bad month for a place that used to be innovative. Today, the news that ED THE SOCK's been canned. Yup, it hasn't been a force for years, but still -- it was part of that old sensibility. Same thing with the weekly SPEAKER'S CORNER, the TV show that pretty much anticipated YouTube.

    Time was you could land on City and immediately knew you were on something different. With most of that now faded away, the question is how long before they just give up the ghost? What good is a brand if it's meaningless? How long before CityTV becomes RogersTV?

  • KUNG FU: STRONG!

    I've still gotta stick my head down and get back to pumping out a draft, but those who actually DO have the time to watch the TeeVee seem to be unanimous -- at least the ones talking to me... John Rogers' LEVERAGE is the awesomeest of the so-far leaked shows.

    Enjoy your Hump Day. Tip your waitresses.




The Bible is Dead



FRIEND-OF-THE-STICKS DEBORAH NATHAN posted the Big Get on the previous Bible thread:

in the WGA-MBA, they are no longer called bibles, they are called formats. I think the change in wording is significant and we should opt for that here. A format is a general blueprint, not a paint-by-numbers document. Perhaps it is time for the WGC to educate the industry and initiate that change in the IPA.
That is, in simple terms, a Rockstar point.

But I don't think it should be something that waits for the next IPA. You be the change you want to make. Henceforth, I'm not gonna talk about Bibles anymore. Ever. When talk comes up, I'll ask for clarification: "what do you mean by a Bible?" And I'll say, "nobody does Bibles anymore." And then later I'll gently suggest, "oh, you mean a format. Oh, yeah, that we can do. Gosh, I thought you meant you expected us to come up with every plot point and beat of the season, and throw it into prose, and write the season before we actually write the season. Which we both know would be ridiculous. I mean they'd never do that down in Los Angeles -- not in a million years!"

Change the language and we change the thinking.

Showrunner, meet Format.

Hey, Reverse Simulcasting, who invited you to the party?

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Bible Takes A Belt

WILL DIXON has a riff up at his digs about Series Bibles. It comes courtesy of another one of Diane Kristine's excellent craft-related posts from the Banff TV Festival:

Hoselton confirmed that House doesn't have a show bible, a document that supposedly collects the known facts of the series. "It's sort of a joke," he revealed. "Every now and then, somebody will say 'Where does Wilson live?' 'I don't know, it's in the bible.' "

Greenstein suggested show bibles are not particularly common or useful, given the collective memory of the writing staff and the availability of episodes and scripts online. "If there's one on Desperate Housewives, I haven't seen it." In fact, he hasn't read a bible for any of his shows. "It's probably a useful tool if you're a freelancer," he shrugged. "But the series bible to me is a relic of pre-Internet days. It's not necessarily a tool we worry about."

Pretty much every US showrunner I've spoken with over the past few years has echoed this sentiment, that TV series bibles are a thing of the past. There might be a pitch document that gives character overviews and the gist of the show and where it all might go, but once it gets rolling the 'bible' really only lives in the writers room and showrunner's head.

But here in Canada for some reason, bibles continue to be a broadcaster-required necessary evil. I suppose it helps the execs maintain some control over the creative process ("That can't happen, it's not in the bible!"), but it can truly stifle the natural progression of things.

Good TV series don't happen according to a hard and fast pre-designed plan...they evolve. Of course you need a jumping off point, but once production begins, actor chemistry develops and character relationships take on a life of their own...pitches that sounded great don't end up that way on the page...arcs that felt right don't play out as well as expected....budget crunches require a bottle show or a lot of studio shooting...and then there's the audience response to take into account. And by that I don't mean listening to the screeching of the Internet fan boy/girls...I mean getting a sense of what viewers are responding to once shows go to air (what they are digging and what they aren't) and then applying it to future episodes.

And most importantly, there's 'the rooms' response to produced episodes. If you are any good as a creative, you should be able to recognize if something is working or not. But that can't happen if the season is being mapped out in minute detail from beginning to end prior to filming even beginning. And if it wasn't working, it'd be so painful to keep adhering to the bible because someone upstairs kept saying you had to...and by upstairs I don't mean God, though some may see themselves that way.

First of all, congratulations, Beavis. I wasn't going to touch this with a ten foot pole. But now that you have...

I'm of the opinion that a short(ish) bible is an OK necessary evil to get a TV series greenlit. By shortish, I mean something in the twenty page range - where you have a few pages of the basic premise, the characters, maybe a tiny bit of backstory, and thumbnails of possible episodes. If it helps an executive to see the show, then fine.

Just as long as you realize one essential, important truth:

The bible is a completely useless document for a story department, or a writer.

Useless? Did he really say that? Yes, he did. Why is he saying that?

Well, for most writers, you're going to get a sense of the show by reading a really good pilot script. If you don't, it's not a really good pilot script. The problem with a Bible is that it can paper over a whole bunch of storytelling sins that actually make it harder to make a show. How?

1) It locks you in.

There are people out there who don't like uncertainty. But a prose document is not a living breathing script. And I've never met the writer who will spend as much loving attention on a bible as you will on a script. You just don't. You can't. One, because experience shows you time and time again that the show really develops in the room. That's the creative process. Like when Ken Girotti was talking about Directors, the development meeting, the development of that script -- that's where you get to shape the show. If you stand over demanding what was in the bible, what you're really saying is that there can be no deviation from that initial thing conceived in haste when you knew the show a lot less.

I know it may be counterintuitive if you're an accountant or a bureaucrat or something. And I'm sorry about that. Did I mention that creative people were freaky? We are. Sorry. But if you play our way, you will occasionally get a great show. Your way?

NEVER.

EVER.

EVER.

Clear? Wait.

EVER.

I've used this example a bunch of times...but on The West Wing, Bartlett had two daughters, until he needed the third. Aaron Sorkin wasn't locked into that third daughter long before they had need of her because it had to be pre-approved in a bible.

Demanding a bible, and then forcing a story department to adhere slavishly to that document is exaclty like forcing a band to release their first demo of a song -- or that if they re-record the song, forcing them to make it sound EXACTLY like the demo.

It's a stupid way to work.

2) It papers over storytelling sins.

Was something not clear in your script? Okay. No problem! Explain it in the bible.

"But wait," you say... "the audience will never read the bible!"

"Aha. Exactly."

3) It doesn't help you write the show.

When you do have a bible, here is the guaranteed thing that happens every time you go to the one pager in that bible that describes the story you're about to write.

"uh huh. what? Goddamnit, this is all handwaving! It doesn't help AT ALL."

Network types in Canada feel very comfortable talking about Bibles. They're documents, they're hefty, they look good going to the CTF, and you can argue over little thumbnails here and story ideas there and whether this character should come from a three child household or two or be an only child.

But it doesn't get you any closer to creating a good script.

Recently, many Canadian shows found themselves having to write Bibles -- long Bibles, BIG Bibles for shows that were returning for subsequent seasons. In other words, there were already 13 or 26 episodes in the can and they STILL wanted a Bible!

There are other shows that have had lengthy Bibles for a good long time -- and it doesn't help them to get to finished, useful scripts. This is happening now. Right now. Bibles are not making for better series.

The problem with The obsession with the Bible is that it allows you to discuss ephemera and arcana; it lets you off the hook from seeing the movie or engaging with story. It makes creative storytelling more like writing a big old Psychology Paper.

Which, as you all know, you always do the night before anyway.

As a short primer for a new show, or even a document that a new writer reads first to get a taste for a show, I see the value in a Show Bible. I do.

But that stock is seriously overvalued in this country. And that lesson is yet to be learned. If you can't trust the creative process, then you probably shouldn't be involved in the creative process. Or you picked the wrong people to see it through.

The most important thing you do to influence the creative direction of a show?

Hire a writer. Buy their pitch. Discuss it with them. Give notes.

Er...that's it.

Obsess on the Bible, and you may think you're getting the show you want, but all you've done is force somebody to play around with the baby scissors, the magic markers and coloured construction paper.

Eventually, you gotta let someone get a hold of the sharp scissors.

Yes, they're sharp.

That's why it's fun.

So Far So Something: Tipping Torrents for Promo

THE FUNNIEST THING around the whole DMCA debate, and the even-worse-than-the-made-in-the-USA version that the Tories are trying to saddle us with here, is that at the margins, even a system as corrupt and intellectually bankrupt as the current doyennes of Hollywood occasionally show that they get it too. That the whole old thing's over. That something else has gotta take its place.

Nowhere is this more true than in the world of the pre-release torrent. For the last couple years, around this time, whoops, heavens to Betsy -- upcoming big TeeVee shows from the fall have had their pilots "leak" online.

Oh man! Quelle Horreur! Break out the lawsuits and the corporate sturm and drang!

Except...uh...it doesn't come. Amidst all the finger shaking over copyright and the evils of bit torrent and corporations suing their customers, here's this one tiny area where they're quiet as churchmice.

Now...why would that be, exactly?

Hmm.

Last year, much of the pre-release goodwill for Pushing Daisies was generated off the strength of its very engaging and impressive Barry Sonnenfeld pilot. Bionic Woman, too, generated some excitement - unfortunately, most of it was for the character played by Katee Sackhoff -- you know, the way more interesting Bionic Woman.

The strike narrative may have overwhelmed these nascent promotional efforts, but yet again this is a phenomenon that has its roots in Cable. Cable was there first -- Season 2 of Weeds, and both Seasons of Dexter and Brotherhood were helped by some pre-release torrenting of their first few episodes.

It's really smart when you think about it. The kind of people out there torrenting are the early adopters -- the technology-friendly junkies who build buzz. The buzz that starts online can make that jump to the mainstream media, and suddenly you have a wedge against all the other shows that are competing for attention.

The only problem is, you have to build in that plausible deniability. You can't admit that, you know, you're the ones who sort of leaked it in the first place.

It's just one more of our delightful little 21st century hypocrisies.

Starting last weekend, the eagle eyed caught the Pilots for the New J.J. Abrahms series FRINGE, and the Anna Paquin-starring HBO adaptation TRUE BLOOD, from Alan Ball (Six Feet Under.) In recent days the trickle of pilots has become, well...a torrent (forgive me.)

Now you can find the Kung Fu Monkey's new show, LEVERAGE, DO NOT DISTURB, starring and directed by Jason Bateman, the American adaptation of LIFE ON MARS, genderbending new fX show PRETTY HANDSOME, and the new Stephen Bochco series RAISING THE BAR. By the time this post goes live, there's liable to be four or five more.

First impressions? FRINGE is slick. The Aussie lead actress is credible and hawt, and Pacey acquits himself well. It's a straight up XFiles for the 21st Century, but man -- don't tell me I'm the only one who's missed that kind of show. I thought the world painted in TRUE BLOOD was utterly fascinating, and I want to spend time there. And Anna Paquin is just....cuuuute. But the storytelling in the pilot itself left me a little cold. I'll have more thoughts on these later.

The easiest way to find these shows is to go to one of the torrent sites like Isohunt, Pirate Bay, Mininova or what have you, and type in "PREAIR" in the search engine.

Normally, I'm against wholesale torrenting because for the moment it eats my lunch. Or, you know, the lunch of the system that still refuses to pay us writers fairl--fuck it I am NOT getting into that again right now....but seeing as, you know, wink wink, they're all SO VERY UPSET that these new shows leaked, I think it's fair game to go check 'em out. Everybody else is.

Oh, but don't say I sent you.

I wouldn't want to get in trouble.

EDIT: If you're the type that's concerned about Spoilers and such and you intend to watch these shows, you shouldn't read the comments. That is all.

Mad Men=Man Pron?


SUSANNAH BRESLIN at The Reverse Cowgirl blog has a different take on the Mad Men article in the NYTimes magazine, and it's a doozy. In fact she thinks the author missed the whole point of the show:

In theory, the piece offers up a look behind the scenes at the TV story of ad men in the early '60s from one of the guys behind "The Sopranos." But writer Alex Witchel, whose husband Frank Rich wrote an equally vapid, keep-the-story-at-arm's-length-at-all-times piece on the adult film industry years ago, just doesn't get it. "Mad Men" is man porn--the pornography of manhood--and not in the pejorative sense. At its heart, "Mad Men" works not because it's about the culture of ad execs in the sixties; it works because it's a fantasy about the time before feminism, when men were men, period. "Mad Men" works for the same set of reasons that "The Sopranos" worked--by painting gender roles in black and white--and the result of transgressing into this bawdy, martini-ed, lying, cheating, dirty, loving life is pleasure.

The shortcomings of "Mad Men" are few and far between, but what it lacks it lacks because it isn't hard enough, likely because it's on AMC, not HBO. Either way, men will take their pleasures where they find them. Anything's better than listening to the endless stream of static coming from the mouths of 21st century women who can't decide if they're feminists or freaks.

I'm not sure I totally buy that. But it sure is an interesting theory. Anybody else wanna bite?

(And yeah, I misspelled that word in the title on purpose because I simply can't BEAR the thought of the Google searches and comment spam that would show up if I spelled it the right way.)

Monday, June 23, 2008

TIME on Carlin

THE DEFINITIVE CONTEXTUAL obit of George Carlin and why he was important is at TIME.com:

Like Lenny Bruce — whom he idolized and who helped him get his first agent — Carlin saw the stand-up comic as a social commentator, rebel and truthteller. He challenged conventional wisdom and tweaked the hypocrisies of middle-class America. He made fun of society's outrage over drugs, for example, pointing out that the "drug problem" extends to middle-class America as well, from coffee freaks at the office to housewives hooked on diet pills. He talked about the injustice of Muhammad Ali's banishment from boxing for avoiding the draft — a man whose job was beating people up losing his livelihood because he wouldn't kill people: "He said, 'No, that's where I draw the line. I'll beat 'em up, but I don't want to kill 'em.' And the government said, 'Well, if you won't kill people, we won't let you beat 'em up.'"

Most famously, he talked about the "seven words you can never say on television," foisting the verboten few into his audience's face with the glee of a classroom cut-up and the scrupulousness of a social linguist. While his brazen repeating of the "dirty" words caused a sensation (and prompted a lawsuit that eventually made it to the Supreme Court, resulting in the creation of the "family hour" on network television), his intention was not just to shock; it was to question our irrational fear of language "There are no bad words," said Carlin. "Bad thoughts. Bad intentions. And woooords."

Fuzzy language and fuzzy thinking were always among Carlin's favorite topics. He marveled at oxymorons like "jumbo shrimp" and "military intelligence," and pointed out the social uses of euphemism: "When did 'toilet paper' become bathroom tissue'? When did house trailers become 'mobile homes'?" He reminisced about his class-clown antics and Catholic upbringing in the rough Morningside Heights section of New York City. He took on all the taboos, even the biggest one, God. How could the Almighty be all-powerful, mused Carlin, since "everything he ever makes ... dies."

George Carlin: An Appreciation

IT'S ABOUT SO much more than those seven words you can never say on television, though that in and of itself might have been enough.

This was one of the first comedy records I ever owned. I had it on LP, and I think I wore it out and I probably bought it again when it started to skip. And then I think my Mom found it and threw it away so I got smart and I bought it again on cassette.

When I was a kid, I didn't know from no counterculture. Nor did I care. What I did know from a very early age was that Carlin was inordinately interested in language. The feel of it, the heft of words -- words that are used to hurt, and especially words that are used to hide and paper over hypocrisy. From his deconstruction of Airline Terms to his comparisons of the relatively benign socialist implications of baseball versus the military oppression of football, Carlin was a writer's comic, first and foremost.

Words are weapons and they were never funnier, more direct, or more beautiful than when allayed in the hands of the master.

One of the more interesting Carlin routines I'd ever heard was one that was never made public. It turns out that in his shuffling around high schools in New York, before he finally dropped out, he made a short pitstop at Cardinal Hayes High School in the South Bronx. That's where my father went, too. My Dad would have been the year behind George.

Anyway, some years later a tape arrives from the Cardinal Hayes Alumni Association. The school still does what it did back in my Dad's day -- provides scholarships and a leg up for poor students. Only now the students aren't Irish or Italian, they're Puerto Rican and African American. Anyway, Carlin did a fundraiser for them -- and it wasn't quite a performance. But it was cerainly an appearance. He name checked nuns by name, and kibitzed, and it was part routine but really part reminiscence. You got to see a bit of the heart of the man, I thought. Maybe you didn't notice that as much when he was raging. But it was there. And like a lot of cynics, I don't think it was ever very far from his sleeve.

The best line in the routine came not from Carlin but from somebody else on the tape -- talking about Carlin's (single) mother. I believe the word "sainted" might have been thrown around.

It felt like a peek behind the veil of the performer. The iconoclast who never went away and never stopped raging, or kicking against the pricks.

Well, George, we might not have gotten that one, but we got piss and ass, and we're working on the rest. (Because if you're an aficianado of the Carlin oevre, you know not just the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" but also the much longer and dirtier, "Filthy Words.")

For his love of language and for making me laugh so very hard for so very many years, Thanks George.

Bing Bong, check the time, five hours after the big hour of five o'clock.