And this just in from Jesus...
This evening I heard the Rev. Jim Ball of EEN (Evangelical Ecological Network of Washington, D.C.) illuminating the viewers of FoxNews' The Big Story with John Gibson about, and I'm not kidding, WHAT WOULD JESUS DRIVE! It seems Rev. Ball believes Jesus prefers that we drive the "most fuel efficient vehicles available" -- not SUVs. Wow, I had no idea Jesus was troubled with fuel efficiency! Thanks, Rev. Ball, for enlightening me. Although Rev. Ball didn't elaborate on just what vehicles Jesus prefers, I imagine it must be something like this. I must now go e-mail my uncle, a minister, and give him the sad news that Jesus opposes his Jeep Cherokee.

Hmmm, maybe in addition to automobile critiques, Jesus is in the business of home inspections. When I opened up the local yellow pages yesterday, I found the following entry:
Christian Home Inspection Services
I'm not sure what that entails, but I sure as heck would love to turn them loose on my downstairs neighbors.