Showing posts with label Scientology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scientology. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 23, 2023

Opinion

It's more pleasant to read about the insanity of David Miscavige than to visit a dental office.


 

Sunday, August 20, 2023

Responsibility

One of the things that came out of the Nuremberg Trials was the idea of Personal Responsibility.  Adolf Hitler gave orders to do horrible things but it was the rank and file National Socialists who carried them out.  L. Ron Hubbard (and now David Miscavige) gave orders to do horrible things but it was the rank and file Scientologists who carried them out.  Adolf Eichmann tried to excuse himself by saying that just following orders. That excuse wasn’t accepted and he hanged anyway.  Some people did horrible things when they were in Scientology.  Now that they’re out they’ve accepted responsibility for those things.



 

Friday, June 24, 2022

Opinion


When you question authority you can’t make any exceptions. You may not like what you find.

 

Thursday, May 05, 2022

Opinion

At this point there are probably more former Scientologists than there are actual Scientologists. 

“The purpose of the suit is to harass and discourage rather than to win. The law can be used very easily to harass, and enough harassment on somebody who is simply on the thin edge anyway, well knowing that he is not authorized, will generally be sufficient to cause his professional decease. If possible, of course, ruin him utterly.”

— L. Ron Hubbard, A Manual on the Dissemination of Material, 1955



Calling L. Ron Hubbard a Dickhead is an insult to Dickheads.

Friday, April 29, 2022

Opinion

 In my opinion L. Ron Hubbard was a career criminal and traitor.  In my opinion calling Hubbard a dickhead in an insult to dickheads.



Thursday, April 28, 2022

Opinion

As I understand the doctrine Reality doesn't exist for a Scientologist.

Friday, March 11, 2022

Date Of Birth

Evil entered the world.  L. Ron Hubbard was born on this day in 1911.  L. Ron Hubbard actually conned a rocket scientist.  L. Ron Hubbard helped the Soviets during the Cold War.  L. Ron Hubbard will eventually be remembered as the vile man he actually was.  I'm on public record as calling L. Ron Hubbard a completely useless waste of mass and energy.  When L. Ron Hubbard was receiving a penny a word writing for the pulps Ayn Rand was a world class author who had her work published in hardcover and adapted for motion pictures.  All of Ayn Rand's work is still in print by the New American Library.  Some of L. Ron Hubbard's later literary work is printed by Bridge Publications.  Who owns the New American Library?  The stockholders.  Who owns Bridge Publications?  Bridge Publications is a department of Scientology. 

If you want to see a world run by Scientologists all one has to do is look at Auschwitz.

In Objectivism an axiom is a statement that defines the base of knowledge and is a self evident truth. The three axioms of Objectivism are that Existence Exists, that Existence is Identity, and that Consciousness is Identification.  The axioms of Objectivism flatly contradict Scientology in holding that the Universe existed prior to the evolution of consciousness.  That things are what they are regardless of what one chooses to believe.  And that to be conscious is to see things are they truly are without regard to the claims by an self-proclaimed authority figure.   An Objectivist would clearly see that L. Ron Hubbard was putting out complete nonsense and therefore would be classed as a Suppressive Person in the doctrine of Scientology.  Because it's a deliberate body of falsehoods created by a con artist Scientology must hold that the act of identification, which is to see things as they truly are, as something that must be forbidden and punished.  In a world ruled by Scientologists the truly conscious must be be put down with lethal effect. 

We must understand that Scientology isn't a religion.  We must understand that Scientology is a con game invented by L. Ron Hubbard.  We must understand that outside of the Collectivist movement L. Ron Hubbard was one of most vile men who ever lived.  Bad people often believe they're good people.  We saw this with the harassment of Paulette Cooper.  If the United States had a real government Scientology would be treated as the criminal organization it actually is. 

Scientology will eventually become extinct.  L. Ron Hubbard didn't design Scientology to outlast him.  L. Ron Hubbard was wrong about a lot of things.  My first paying job in the private sector was a part time gig at two candy shops in downtown Minneapolis.  Both candy shops had picture windows, Hubbard's method of cleaning windows was NEVER used.

The false prophet L. Ron Hubbard was a piece of excrement (yes, I know I'm insulting excrement) that took advantage of the First Amendment of our Constitution.

I made a proposal on this blog to amend The Constitution:

All religions which deny the validity of the Constitution shall not claim protection under it.  The Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

The obvious question that's been raised in the past is why I don't call for a ban on Scientology by name?  A name is only a mental label for the concept.  Even though it appears to be internally forbidden to change the doctrines of Scientology.  The doctrine of Scientology also commands the believer to deceive the victims where necessary.   Thus deception, such as a name change, by a Scientologist will occur.  It's by identifying a specific toxic attribute of Scientology that we can properly exclude it from protection under the First Amendment.  A fundamental attribute of the doctrine of Scientology is the denial of real laws.  The real acts of legislation by real governments that protect the real rights of the people.  In declaring actual laws to be invalid Hubbard opened the door to the commission of a multitude of crimes that would be carried out by Hubbard and other Scientologists for their own personal benefit.  This action's absolutely intolerable in a civil society.  In reality the people are the sovereign authority and the sole source of legislation.  In reality Scientology has to go.  In order for us to live a properly Human life we must allow our government to take a proactive role in defending our rights.

Although Scientology is a vexatious litigant and won many civil suits.  Scientology will eventually lose in the court of public opinion. 

 

Thursday, January 27, 2022

Deaths

On January 27, 1986 the space shuttle Challenger was accidentally destroyed during launch with all seven persons aboard.  Also on this day the Church of Scientology made their official announcement that L. Ron Hubbard had died.  In doing so they put forth a nonsense story that their founder had dropped his body and no mention was made of the fact that he'd suffered a stroke a week before.*  The true believers were then shocked to discover that no one outside the cult gave a damn about that useless malingering REMF** piece of excrement.  (Yes, I know I'm insulting excrement.)  They're particularly upset everyone was more concerned about the deaths of seven Wogs*** than with the passing of the most important being on the planet.****  L. Ron Hubbard will eventually be remembered as the vile man he actually was.

Today is also Holocaust Remembrance Day. 

* I personally favor the pillow over the face as the actual cause of death.
** Rear Echelon Mother F***er.
*** Wog is the Scientologist term for a nonmember and the functional equivalent of the N-word.
**** Adolf Hitler used to think of himself that way too. 


 


 

Saturday, January 22, 2022

Opinion

The doctrine of Scientology (as I understand it) contradicts the three axioms of Objectivism.  Existence Exists.  Existence is Identity.  Consciousness is Identification.  In the doctrine of Scientology (as I understand it) the reality that we perceive in unreal.  This contradicts the first two axioms of Objectivism. In the doctrine of Scientology (as I understand it) Consciousness precedes Existence. This makes every Objectivist an automatic opponent of Scientology, and thus a Suppressive Person.  In my opinion there are more Objectivists in major metropolitan areas in the United States than there are Scientologists worldwide.

Saturday, January 15, 2022

Skech

I know it’s not original but I had to do it, so here’s the Dead Prophet Sketch.


The cast:  Tom Cruise, a short guy.  David Miscavige, a really short guy.


Tom Cruise enters the shop pushing a large leather chair with dead old man on it.

TC: Hello, I want to complain.

(Miscavige doesn’t respond.)

TC: Hello, Miss?

DM: What do you mean "miss"?

TC: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

DM: We're closing for lunch.

TC: Never mind that! I’m here to complain about this prophet that I purchased about half an hour ago from this shop.

DM: Oh yes, the, uh, the Nebraska Red. What's, uh...What's wrong with him?

TC: He's dead, that's what's wrong with him!

DM: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

TC: Look, I know a dead prophet when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

DM: No, no, he's not dead, he's, he's resting! Remarkable prophet, isn't, it? Beautiful haircut!

TC: But he's stone dead.

DM: Nononono, no, no! He's resting!

TC: All right then, if he's resting, I'll wake him up! (shouting at the chair) 'Hello, Ronnie! I've got some lovely cash for you to grab if you show...

(Miscavige hits the chair)

DM: There, he moved!

TC: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the chair!

DM: I never!!

TC: Yes, you did!

Owner: I never, never did anything...

TC: (yelling and hitting the chair repeatedly) HELLO RONNIE!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes Hubbard out of the chair and thumps his head on the counter. Stands him up and watches him fall to the floor.)

TC: Now that's what I call a dead prophet.

DM: No, no.....No, he's stunned!

TC: STUNNED?!?

DM: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was waking up! Nebraska Reds stun easily, sir.

TC: Now look... I've definitely had enough of this. That prophet clearly deceased, and when I bought him not half an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out following a prolonged lecture.

DM: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the wheat fields.

TC: PINING for the WHEAT FIELDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?  And why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got him home?

DM: Nebraska Reds prefer to lay on the back! Remarkable prophet, isn’t he? Lovely haircut!

TC: Look, I took the liberty of examining that prophet when I got him home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting in his chair in the first place was that he had been NAILED there.

(pause)

DM: Well, of course he was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed him down, he would have stood up and gone VOOM!

TC: "VOOM"?!? Sir, this man wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through him! He's totally demised!

DM: No, no! He's pining!

TC: He's not pining! He’s passed on! This prophet is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the chair he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, He’s shuffled off his mortal coil and moved on to Target Two!! THIS IS AN EX-PROPHET!!

(pause)

DM: Well, I'd better replace him, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry sir, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop we're out of prophets.

TC: I see. I see, I get the picture.

DM: I got a slug.

(pause)

TC: Does it talk?

DM: Nnnnot really.

TC: WELL IT'S NOT A REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

DM: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)

TC: Well?

DM: It leaves a trail of slime.

TC: All right.

 

Monday, January 10, 2022

A Fact

 

There should have been a worldwide pneumonia epidemic after the broadcast of the South Park episode Trapped In The Closet.

Saturday, October 16, 2021

Definition

I once defined online Scientology as: Objective verification of the theory usually attributed to L. Ron Hubbard, that a very effective means of obtaining wealth is to start your own religion.

https://www.urbin.net/LB/dd.html

Saturday, September 25, 2021

Question And Answer

What is the truth?

Some people embrace falsehoods because an authority figure told them to do so.  We see this in Scientology.  L. Ron Hubbard told his followers to embrace the falsehoods he generated.  Those who expose the falsehoods generated by Hubbard (such as Paulette Cooper) are deemed as enemies and are harassed at the orders of those who generated the falsehood. 



Thursday, September 02, 2021

Suggestion

One of the consequences of the pandemic is cruise lines have been closed down.  Older cruise ships have been retired earlier.  Many older cruise ships have been placed for sale (even the S.S. United States is up for sale!) or scrapped.  The M.V. Freewinds could be replaced cheaply.

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Opinion

A theory I hold is that some people stay in Scientology because they don't want to admit that they've been conned.  The thing is that L. Ron Hubbard was a master con artist.  Hubbard actually conned a rocket scientist.  L. Ron Hubbard may have been a lousy writer.  That same time Hubbard was complaining about receiving a penny a word for writing for the pulps, Ayn Rand was routinely published in hardcover and living in a single family home in the Los Angeles area.  All of Rand's fiction remains in print.


 

Monday, August 16, 2021

Personal History

Scientology appears to be a physical confirmation of the Dunning-Kruger effect.  My first job in the private sector was a part time janitorial gig at two candy shops in Downtown Minneapolis.  Both shops had picture windows and Hubbard’s method of washing windows was NEVER used.

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Question And Answer

How do normal people do horrible things?

Those who do horrible things believe they're good people doing good things.

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Thoughts Of The Day

YouTube has removed the Scientology Fair Game podcast channel.  I wouldn't be surprised if Scientology was involved in this action.  No act is too vile for those who value political power.

Antisemitism in politics is the practical equivalent of a dead canary in a coal mine, I can't say this often enough.  Antisemitism is a subset of Racial Collectivism.  We (Humanity) have to condemn all forms of Racial Collectivism.  We have to identify Black Lives Matter as the Racial Collectivist group that it actually is.  We have to see that Antisemitism is a symptom of a deeper philosophical problem.  So when someone attacks Jews they're attacking all of us.  Rejection of Racial Collectivism shouldn't be a radical idea.

Does anyone have a spare copy of the Necronomicon that they wouldn't mind mailing to the White House? 

When we look at the Democratic Party and their relationship to the problems we face at the social or political level one thing becomes very obvious.  They're either the primary cause of the problem, the primary aggravating factor of the problem, or the primary obstacle to a rational solution to a problem.  What the Democrats should do, as Ayn Rand put it, is get out of the way.

Saturday, June 19, 2021

Motivation

 


It's appalling what someone will do in the service of a false holy cause.

Friday, June 18, 2021

Comment

It appears that the best thing that could happen for Scientology is for David Miscavige* to drop dead.  

* The spell checker wanted this replaced with Miscarriage.