"It's a dead language...who uses it these days?"

An estimated 43 million Britons have access to gardens 

and gardening in some form or other

"But Latin's a dead language....

.....and it's so elitist and exclusive.....

          ......no one speaks it so why have Mass in Latin?.....

...you can't understand it, the whole thing is a nonsense...

           ......pass the menu please Darling...."