Bigots Complain to UN About Bigot-bashing

What assholes.

Manhattan Islamic Center: Not backing Down

Good for him.

And the guy is so regular American he actually kind of reminds of Jason Bateman.

Terrorist Crashes Muslim Boobs Into Las Vegas Resort

Ohhh, dear:

With two U.S. flags in front of the stage inside a Dearborn restaurant, Arab Americans cheered, danced, and sang into the night Sunday for Rima Fakih of Dearborn—crowned Miss USA in Las Vegas.

I think Glenn Beck may explode on TV tonight.

Getting Your Fingerprints Taken Awakens the Antichrist

I did not know this!

Merry Athiestmas

Is this really newsworthy?

Shaker Visual Poetry

This is really something else.

Do Jehovah's Witnesses Convert People?

This one hasn't done so well.

After decades of door-to-door proselytizing, Sybil Lovelace can count five people -- only five!? -- she's led to Bible study, which led to baptism. Time for her to brush up on her sales skills (or just retire).

Men-Only Sports-Themed Church

From Fark comes The Church for Men:

The Church For Men meets one Saturday evening a month, drawing about 70 guys dressed in everything but straight-laced shirts and neckties. The service features a rock band, a shot clock to time the preacher's message and a one-hour in-and-out guarantee.

A sermon shot-clock. Hilarious. But I don't understand why it's men only. Shouldn't they have cheerleaders?