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Fed’s Broadway CCXX

Voided entry XXIV

Aye,

Zuckerhulk,

Why pray?

Why pray to e’en a county court?

Who full grown,

Testeroned,

Bench pressed,

Would piss himself

In penmanship,

Die on a page

Of a meager text

Before Pound’s age, 

Die on a page

Of a 4^th grade

McGuffey.

Why pray to e’en a county court,

Scarce none can read the pleading?

I sit my spar. 

I sit upon its prow.

Daddo’s game:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McGuffey_Readers