-"Mom! I can't believe you can make snacks and a baby human all at the same time. Impressive!" (I was pregnant with Ruby)
-"Dad. When were you born?" Dad says: 1978. "Holy cow, you lived in the nineteen hundreds??!!"
-"Mom. Thanks for making us a baby human." (shortly before Ruby was born)
-Andrew had Warren at the gym in the locker room. Warren saw a naked man and made a comment.... Andrew explained to him they can walk around naked in the locker room.
Warren's response was "Welcome to Hollywood. Where men see other men naked."
Andrew said "Shut up Warren"
Then Warren said "you owe me a quarter dad" (for saying shut up)
Andrew: I'll give you a hundred quarters if you'll stop talking.
