Top 10 Signs You're Really Watching A Bad Knights Of Columbus Free Throw Contest

#10: Rules explained by “Giant Pez” & it's on FOX;

#09: Tim Mc Carver proclaiming that “Youkilis Would Make a Good #8 Hitter with the Pitcher due up”;

#08: Contestants made dizzy & nauseous, by spinning “MLB On FOX” Logo;

#07: NY Mets Ticket Office Strong-Arming Contestants Parents into buying Full Season Tickets @ Citi Field for 2009;

#06: Local Comedian, brought in to entertain parents between rounds, is known as “The Thief Of Bad Gags”;

#05: The Cackling Laughter you hear is from ESPN Radio Booth, when Suzyn Waldman makes her "O My Goodness Gracious" comment;

#04: Overage Female Contestant celebrates by buying a round @ Known Boston Red Sox Bar in Manhattan, “The Hairy Monk”;

#03: Contest Chairman, holding basketball, gets ball slapped out of his hands by A-Rod;

#02: Winning 14 Boys Contestant boasts that his personal trainer, also worked for Roger Clemens;

#01: All Those Contestants & Their Parents, who were listed in "The Mitchell Report";

From The Home Office @ Professor Thom's In The East Village;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

TOP 10 Signs This Is A Strange K of C Free Throw

#10:Contest crew made up entirely of regulars from "Professor Thom's" & "The Hairy Monk";

#9:Tim Mc Carver's convoluded history of the K OF C Free Throw, called "Shooting Foul Shots For Brain Surgeons & Astronomers", contains 50 references to Derek Jeter;

#8:Contestants having hard time understanding Chairman's Boston accent, since contest is in Cypress Hills, Brooklyn;

#7:Remy's explanation to Mc Carver that "The Cask 'n Flagon" is not in The Bronx;

#6:Area residents idea of a "Wicked Pissah Time", consists of taking a leak behind an el pillar on Fulton Street;

#5:O'Brien & Sutcliffe, on ESPN, spend the evening trying to explain just what a "Peggy Lee" Shot is;

#4: Wally The Green Monster is, repeatedly, referred to as Youppi;

#3:A Winner with the name of Kazmerczyk, hears chant of "F--- F---ing Kazmarek; F--- him";

#2:"Take Me Out To The Free Throw", sung by someone called "Msgr G. Pez";

#1: FOX spends night promoting All Female Police Comedy, called "Fort Martina"

MCD-1400-Very Funny

From The Home Office in Watertown, MA, Top 10 Signs Your Knights Of Columbus Free Throw Basketball Championship Is On Television. Here we go:

#10:Girls Championship Starts @ 10:09PM-Eastern, with Contest in Cypress Hills, Brooklyn;

#9: Girls Contest is on a network, where their Motto is “Very Funny” & so is their start time;

#8: TBS Coverage Free Throw Commentators are Chip Caray, Dick Stockton, & Ron Darling, with Pre-Game Show Coverage from Cal Ripkin J R & Tony Gwynn;

#7: All those virtual “Frank TV” Promos;

#6: First 20 Minutes of Contest on FOX, shows Contestant, Foul Line, Crowd Shots, Contestant, Derek Jeter, Contestant making shot, Jeter, Contestant's Parents, Jeter, Jeter's Parents, Jeter;

#5:Boys Championship on FOX, starting @ 8:37PM-Eastern, from Forest Hills, Queens, with Pre-Game from the Gang at “FOX NFL Sunday”, live from Hollywood;

#4:Most Feared Words on FOX, spoken by THIS Guy;
“I'm Joe Buck & Will be joined in a moment by Tim Mc Carver & Troy Aikman”;

#3:With a lull in the action, Mc Carver talks about both the 1927 & 1961 Yankees, & compares contestants shooting to Derek Jeter's throwing;

#2: Thousands of calls from all over New England, flooding TBS & FOX Switchboards, begging both networks to tell Caray & Mc Carver to just STOP all that Yankees Worship, especially about Jeter & A-Rod;

#1: Derek Jeter breaks silence & remarked that “The Guy With The Dye's Gotta Go”.

Imagine THESE Two Calling A K of C Free Throw Contest

Everything But The Contest, would be covered. Derek Jeter might get 17+ Mentions