Ball Game Over-ALDS Over

Yankees Lose-Thahhhhhhhh Yankees SUCK!
And Ol'A-Rod looked lost-What Else Is New!
M

Postseason & CC

They're perfectly miserable together.
And he is expensive.
So is that "Tex Message".
So that "Sterling" Phrase, which we in Red Sox Nation in New England & New York, hope to hear, shortly:
"Ball Game Over, American League Division Series Over, Yankees Lose, Thahhhhhhhhhhhh Yankees SUCK."
That would be nice.
M

K-Rod's A Met-CC's A Yankee And Other Things

CC Sabathia May get The Yankees To Post-Season, but NOT past It, as his History does speak for itself. He's Been Known to s--t The Bed in That Regard. He did s--t the bed in the '07 ALCS:

But K -Rod had 62 Saves. That isn't The Mets Problem. Good Setup Pitchers are needed, and Scott Schowenweiss will not solve the problem;

Meanwhile, what Might Theo be conjuring at 4 Yawkey Way, by way of Las Vegas?

Later!

The New Toilet Is Over Budget By 30%

In case you're wondering about that "New Toilet", it's Yankee Stadium III, where a nouveau-riche class of a--h-les, will be bombed from beer by the Bottom of the 2nd Inning:

Click on the Title and read a Reuters Report all about The Yankees Financing Mess;

Thanks! And hank, I think you NEED to "GFY";

Later!

To That Yankee Moron Who Vandalized The Red Sox Nation's Governor Of North Carolina

From what I gather, Literacy is not your strong suit:

You'll need "Hooked On Phonics" To learn how to spell the word "Suck";

Later!

Joba Wasn't Pitching But He Surely Got Bombed

He got "DUI"'d as he was arrested for Driving Under The Influence of Alcohol:

Was he under that Influence when he threw at Kevin Youkilis?

Later!

The Riviera List '08 Season List-Farewell Shea Stadium Edition

It was at the End of The '07 Season, where I went TOTALLY-BALLISTIC on The NY Mets. I did leave out a name of a Certain FRANCHISE-WRECKER, because he's now on the list:

As you know my policy, the "F" Word, and I don't mean Fiddlesticks, precedes the name of the person being "Honored", by inclusion in this list;

F--k Omar Minaya-FRANCHISE-Wrecker in Montreal, he brings these "Talents" to Shea Stadium and now Citi Field. Wrecking the s--t out of The Bullpen, letting Chad Bradford Go to get Scott Schowenweiss? How much Coca Tea were you drinking? Henry Owens for Jason Vargas? Vargas was DFA'd Dude. Matt Lindstrom for Adam Bostick? WHERE TF is Adam Bostick? Darren Oliver for Joe Smith, who burned out in '07? Did You and Jeffy Moron concoct this strategy to get rid of Willie Randolph? Quinn The Omnipotent is RIGHT-You are BAD F---ing NEWS. When do you plan to sign Steve Carlton? Julian Javier? Tim Mc Carver? I just want to puke. Luis Ayala is your tribute to junk;

F--k Jeffy Wilpon-Conspirital Schmuck, running a 3rd World Country called the Mets, is heavily involved in Player Decisions. Schmuck is lucky he can run the Brooklyn Cyclones. Jeffy got an Instigator into the Clubhouse to ruin Willie Randolph's Time As Manager. What happened Jeffy? Did Willie beat you out of $.55? I just want to puke, preferably on your shoes;

F--k Tony Bernezard-Player Development Director. Hired by Minaya The Liar to be a Talent Evaluator, Jeffy The Schmuck turns him into the Clubhouse Instigator, leading to Randolph's Downfall. I want to piss on your shoes;

F--k Freddie Wilpon, just because;

F--k Sol Katz(See Freddie and Jeffy);

F--k Scott Schowenweiss, who pitched like he wanted to watch "The Remys" on NESN in October;

F--k Aaron Heilman;

F--k Luis Ayala;

F--k Duaner Sanchez(The Dominican Food Run at 1:30AM);

And The Rest of The Usual Suspects as follows;

F--k The Yankees;

F--k Jeter(He Might Like it);

F--k A-Rod(If Madonna isn't doing it);

F--k Madonna(Who Hasn't);

F--k Hank Steinbrenner;

From FOX Sports;

F--k Buck(Mr Disinterested);

F--k Mc Cavah(I Think Youkilis Would Make A Good #8 Hitter With The Pitcher Due Up)-IN The A L C S? Have you been sipping the Coca Tea with Minaya?

As Always, F--k That Faux Red Sox Bar With The Clemens Photo, run by a Yankees Fan, "The Riviera";

These People DESERVE Your Most-Wholehearted Ridicule;

Later!

Red Sox Win 4-3 In 10 Innings And The Yankees Are Finished

It just ended at 4-3 at Fenway Park at 10:45PM, or 5 Hours and 40 Minutes after the Final Out at Shea Stadium, Home To Game 6 Of The 1986 World Series:

Red Sox are 95-67 and will be playing in Anaheim in the 1st Game of The 2008 ALDS, at 10PM on tbs;

Earlier, Mike Mussina of the Yankees, won his 20th Game for the 1st Time in his career;

Regular Season OVER-Yankees Season OVER!

A Day Night Doubleheader On Tap For Tomorrow

Since The Red Sox will be the AL Wild Card, I think that Tito will give his main troops a rest:

The Yankees are playing out the string(About Time). Their Time Has Passed;

Trust Me-BOTH Games are sold out;

Later!

Last Night's Red Sox Game=AWFUL

19-8 The Final at Fenway Park, with the Yankees playing Scrubs. That score was the Same Score The Yankees won by, in Game 3 of the '04 A L C S:

You all know what happened after all that;

2 Rain Delays;

No Game Today, as Tim Mc Carver's "Farewell To Jeter" was rained out on FOX;

Day-Night Double header tomorrow in The Fog;

When does Suzyn Waldman start crying in The Yankees Radio Booth;

Wowie-Zowie!

Later!

An Era Came To An End In Boston Last Night

Tim Mc Carver will not have Derek Jeter to talk about this fall, try as he will:

The Red Sox defeated the Indians and Cliff Lee, 5-4, on a Youkilis Homer, and a hit by Jason Bay and Dustin Pedroia. The Red Sox are going to Post-Season;

For The Derek Jeter Post-season Saga has come to a crashing end, as The Yankees will not be in Post-Season, for the 1st time since 1994, with the Strike Season and Yankee Stadium II will be dark until November 9th and the Gala Closing of the 32 Year Old Ballpark. Yankee Fans will, in Post-Season, claim to be lifelong fans of whatever team they'll be following. If The Mets make Post-Season, a number of those Fans were "86ers" and will chant "Let's Go Mets" as if it was 1986, though they won't know anything about the Club they'd be rooting for;

Reminds me of so called Cardinal Fans, claiming to be from the Midwest in '06 NLCS in Queens Bars. They, then resumed being Yankee Fans the Next Season;

Ahhhh, Weeping, Moaning and Gnashing of Teeth and the cry of "26 World Champions" shall fill the air;

Of Course, the Chant of "None, Lately" will fill the air, too;

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Tonight's Farewell To A 32 Year Old Ballpark

It was lavish and spectacular. Babe Ruth's Daughter, Julia Ruth Stevens, threw the Final Ceremonial 1st Pitch to Yankees Catcher, Jorge Posada, and Member of the Foursome left from The World Series Championship Era(1996-2000), including Shortstop Derek Sanderson Jeter, and Legendary Relief Pitcher, Mariano Rivera, as well as Lefty Starter, Andy Pettitte. Give Mrs Stevens a Contract, for pitching that 1st Ball:

Baseball, in all Ripple-Induced Hysteria, insists on calling it One Yankee Stadium, when, in fact, there were TWO Yankee Stadiums on The Same Site. The Original had Copper Frieze above the Tier Section, which was smaller in area, than the Stadium just closed this past evening. The Old Stadium had support columns, which Stadium II never had. Whereas one could get a glimpse of action in Stadium I, from the IRT #4 Lexington-Jerome Avenue Station at 161st Street, Stadium II had a huge wall blocking that view, with a plastic replica of the Famous Frieze, draping that huge wall;

There were no Escalator Towers in The Original Stadium, unlike Stadium II, where they existed by the Left Field Staging Area, located between the Left Field Stands and Left Center Field Bleachers. The field was placed lower than the Original Field in Stadium I. In Stadium I, the Monuments were in Center Field. The Right Field Staging area between Regular seating and Right Center Field Bleachers, is where the Yankees Bullpen used to be;

In Stadium I, it was narrow wooden seats. In Stadium II, the seats were wider and made with Plastic. Also the Sight Lines were better, despite the number of Columns;

Jose' Molina, he of the Molina Brothers Catchers, hit the Final Home Run in the History of Stadium II. Like Catcher Duke Sims did on 09/30/73(Stadium I), Obscure Catchers hit the Final Homers;

ESPN had a Former Negro Leaguer, tell the Story of Josh Gibson, hitting a Ball in a Regular Season Game, completely out of Yankee Stadium I. I heard Bill White, tell me that story in 1972;

In 1970, I actually had Press Credentials for 1 Game, in Stadium I, for all The High School Sports Writers in The NY Area. Game was versus the Milwaukee Brewers(May, 1970);

The Final Score was Yankees 7 and Baltimore Orioles 3. And Pettitte got his 95th Stadium II Victory and is 14-14. Mariano Rivera got the Final 3 Outs;

Note-I did not go up to The Toilet II in The Bronx. I viewed it in Professor Thom's;

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2 Away From Total Postseason Oblivion and 1 Away From Division Postseason Oblivion Are The NY Yankees

Yet, one cannot kill them entirely, if only because they have won 4 In A Row. It's taking victories by both The Red Sox(4-3 Over Toronto this evening, with Paul Byrd giving innings and Manny Del Carmen getting the victory) and The Tampa Bay Rays, gaining unto the point of 1 game from clinching Post-Season for the 1st Time in their history. The Yankees just keep on winning, hoping for the Impossible:

Tomorrow(Today)is the last-ever Saturday Game in Stadium II(The 32 Year Old Park). If they lose, due to Captain Craptastic's Need to party all night(Derek Jeter), Sunday Night will mean NOTHING but a Farewell to a "LEGEND", which exists in the minds of the Ripple Soaked Executives of Major League Baseball;

According to Guardian Angels Founder, Curtis Sliwa(Polish for "Rock", who is Half-Sicilian), there's a wrecking ball ready for the Right Field Stands, after Sunday Night's Game, which looks to be the last game ever played there;

The Yankees are playing as if there is "No Tomorrow". I wonder how the Last Rendition of "YMCA" will go for "The Bleacher Creatures" and just how quickly they will run like hell from the 32 Year Old Ballpark to a Night of Inebriation. Just HOW Loud will the Creatures chant "A-Hole" in tribute to Alex Rodriguez?'

ALL WILL Be extinguished by Sunday Night's Game;

LATER!

3(Wild Card)2(Division) Elimination Sequences For Yankees And Blue Jays

Both could be eliminated from Division Contention as early as today. If Tampa Bay wins and Both Toronto and The Yankees lose their games. Both could be eliminated from all contention by Saturday:

Note-According to Lisa from Maine, not once was the NY Yankees even in 1st Place this year;

That would render the NY Yankees Last-Ever Yankee Stadium II Farewell to be meaningless;

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3-3 Is The MAGIC # For Yankees OBLIVION

As The Yankees lost 6-2, with Andy Pettite S---ing The Bed, the Magic # shrunk to 3 For not going for 1st Place and 3 for NOT going into The Wild Card. Things could be wrapped up by Thursday, rendering the Baltimore And Farewell Series, as Meaningless, except for the Arrival Of The Wrecking Ball, when "The Toilet"(II) is FLUSHED:

Later!

4-4

These are the Magic #s for NY Yankees Elimination from Post-Season, whether in The AL East or The AL Wild Card:

NOW, for FOX Sports and tbs, these are TRAGIC #s, as Jeterum, The Lord Of Post-Season, will NOT make an On Field Appearance. Neither will A-Fraud nor GiamBALCO, the Author of "Vindicated", if we are to believe the Mystical Mind Of Gary Thorne;

There will be weeping, moaning and gnashing of teeth along Broadcast Row(6th Avenue In Manhattan), WHEN This happens;

The Rest Of Yankee-Despising Country, couldn't give a Flying F---;

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It'S Funny Holding Your Nose And Rooting For Your Arch-Enemy(BUT The Results Are Good)

It's kinda Funny being a Faux Yankees Fan, except that we tend to be more-knowledgeable than the Ones who say they're Yankees Fans, at least those of us in Red Sox Nation, find it funny:

The Yankees took 2/3 from The Tampa Bay Rays, while the Red Sox took 3/4 from The Toronto Blue Jays, leaving the Rays one game ahead of the Red Sox in The AL East Standings;

However, the Yankees are 3 away from being eliminated from 1st Place Contention in The East and 4 away from being eliminated from the Wild Card. Their Contention will end this week and Sunday, September 21st, will be the End Game at Yankee Stadium, with the Yankees just playing out the Schedule for the 1st Time since 1993, which will cause Tim Mc Carver to cry his eyes out;

The Race is close and OURS to have;

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"They're #4, They're #4"

You Heard it here:

DFYankees are behind Toronto, in 4th Place in the A L East, 12 Games from All Post-Season Competition and 11 Games in the Wild Card, as far as ELIMINATION is concerned;

BY September 21st, 2008, "The Toilet" II, there will be no meaningful Baseball Left in The Yankees, unless Bud and Company, give the Yankees a Division by themselves, which might please FOX and tbs, but I doubt that;

THAT 32 Year Old Ballpark of theirs, will see its' LAST EVER EVENT;
Thousands of Hipsters, October Arrivistas and other Assorted A--h-les, will have NOTHING to do in October, when they will mourn, weep and gnash their teeth;

AND JUST WHAT will Tim Mc Carver talk about without his Ol' Buddy, Derek Jeter?

LATER!

The Skanks Are Fading Away

The Skanks are now 72-64. They have 10 Games left in "The Toilet". They'll be on the road for two weeks:

ANDY Pettite is in the latter stages of his career. Lately, he never gets past the 5th Inning. A-Jerk, known as Puttana's Latest Love Object(Among Many), is flopping and is getting booed BADLY;

NOTICE that their "FANS" are dumber, thinking "The Toilet" has been in use for 86 Seasons. It's as if Shea Stadium never existed;

At The Toilet, Toronto, on "Halliday", defeated the Skanks, 6-2;

26 Games left on the Schedule, with NONE scheduled for FOX;

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Real Veteran Rivalries Begin Tonight

Mr Tim Wakefield of The Boston Red Sox takes the hill tonight in Yankee Stadium(Toilet)II, vs a certain Andy Pettite(H G H Anyone, or is it D H E A)at 7:05PM. Here's hoping for a Great, Dancing Knuckle Ball, as well as A-Fraud, that Media Whore, who'll be with his "Puttana"(That's what she said). This will be a 3 game series, concluding at 1:05PM, on Thursday:

S'r Pedro Martinez will pitch for the NY Mets in Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia, vs Phillies Jamie Moyer at 7:05PM, in a 2 Game set in South Philadelphia;

The COMBINED ages of this foursome=161 Years, making the mean age to be 40.25 Years;

Later!