10 Jawapan Paling Mengarut Untuk Peperiksaan!

Terjumpa post ini di salah sebuah blog. Saya terbayangkan reaksi guru yang menanda kertas jawapan tersebut. Samada ketawa pecah perut ataupun bengang tahap super. Apa pun saya memang tabik pada pelajar yang begitu berani memberikan jawapan sebegini. Walaubagaimanapun, adik-adik yang masih bersekolah jangan meniru aksi sebegini.

Apakah Nama Anda Dalam Bahasa Asing?

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My authentic japanese name is 水橋 Mizuhashi (water bridge) 直澄 Naozumi (honest lucidity).
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My is Salvador Romero Heredia.
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My Egyptian Name is Uthman (a friend of Muhammad).
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My indian name is Mushishkabishalishdish Malbishnupioopiedoo.
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My German name is Manfred Zimmerman.
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My Greek name is Adonis.
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My Pinoy / Pinay Name is Gomburza Luzvimindo Dish Dash Amosin.
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My Indian name is Tahatan.
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My Daaknaam is Shamla.
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My Your Irish Name is Seamus O'Grady.
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My is yung chan hai chin.
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My Roman name is Decimus Maximius Silvanus.
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My Swedish name is Andreas Davidsson.
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My Latin name is Abelard Adrien.
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My Italian name is Armando Azeglio Ciampi.
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Rugi Kahwin Awal. Nak Tahu Kenapa?

Inilah yang terjadi apabila anda kahwin awal. Tengok je ke Abg Beckham kita nie? Jangan sampai skandal baru keluar sudahlah. Walaupun Milan terkenal sebagai fashion centre dan model-model menawan tetapi ianya lebih selamat buat Victoria Beckham berbanding di Los Angelas.

David Beckham Terkantoi Usha Cheerleader!

Adakah ini sebab mengapa Victoria Beckham beria-ia ingin berpindah ke Milan?

Selepas skandal panas beliau semasa di Spain, nampaknya David Beckham masih belum serik. Terkini, beliau dikatakan menjadi peminat setia basketball. Betul ke tengok basketball atau ...?

Ryan Giggs Gay?

Jawapannya tentulah tidak! Saja ingin membuat cerita tergempar. Terjumpa gambar ini di Utusan Online hari ini. Nak tergelak pun ada tengok muka Ryan Giggs sambil jarinya seolah-olah menuding ke arah ------ Nani.

Mau Masat Ka?

Rabu lepas saya berjalan-jalan di sekitar Bukit Bintang. Jika anda selalu lalu-lalang di kawasan tersebut, mungkin anda kenal dengan Mr. Chai:-

Marlboro pun tolong sponsor ke?

Apa yang menggelikan hati saya adalah apabila teringat kembali adegan dalam filem "Kala Malam Bulan Mengambang" lakonan David Teo sebagai Tauke Hotel yang seringkali mempromosikan perkhidmatan massage kepada Saleh lakonan Rosyam Nor.

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Ranking Alexa Yang Aneh!

Saya sedang membuat laporan mingguan slumbeRAJA, tiba-tiba: -

Dalam hati saya, "hah, biar benar?!".

Lantas saya memeriksa maklumat terperinci dan mendapati: -

Persoalannya, mengapa tiba-tiba sahaja ranking blog ini jatuh mendadak?

Rupa-rupanya, berlaku gangguan Internet semasa saya sedang melayari website Alexa yang mengakibatkan angka yang dikeluarkan tidak tepat.

Dalam hati, "fuh, lega! nasib baik semuanya ok."

Susu Apa Yang Boleh Di Makan?

Ini bukan teka teki. Jawapannya ialah: -

Sarah Palin Disney Trailer

An Alaskan hockey mom becomes Vice President in the wackiest family comedy of the year! Sound familiar?

METRO STATION - Shake It (Funny Version)

Pagi ni tiba-tiba mood nak dengar lagu Metro Station - Shake It and then stumble upon this video at YouTube. Just want to share it with you guys. It's so funny. Enjoy!



Let's drop!
Yeah, come on
Shake, shake

I'll take you home
If you don't leave me at the front door
(Leave me at the front door)
Your body's cold
But girl, we're getting so warm
And I was thinking of ways that I could get inside
(Get inside)

Tonight you're falling in love
(Let me go now)
This feeling's tearing me up
(Here we go now)

Now, if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now, if she touches like this
Will you touch her right back?
Now, if she moves like this
Will you move like that?
Come on
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it

Your lips tremble
But your eye's are in a straight stare
(In a straight stare)
We're on the bed
But your clothes are laying right there
And I was thinking of places that I could hide
(I could hide)

Tonight you're falling in love
(Let me go now)
This feeling's tearing me up
(Here we go now)

Now, if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now, if she touches like this
Will you touch her right back?
Now, if she moves like this
Will you move like that?
Come on
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it

I saw you dancing there
I couldn't get you off my mind
But I could tell, that you could tell
That I was taking my time

But I was thinking of ways
To get you staying the night
Your body's shaking
Turn me on, so I can turn off the lights

Now, if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now, if she touches like this
Will you touch her right back?
Now, if she moves like this
Will you move like that?
Come on
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it

Rakyat U.S & U.K Lebih Pintar Dari Rakyat Malaysia?

Kebanjiran media barat ke Malaysia meninggalkan persepsi mendalam kepada rakyat Malaysia bahawa negara seperti U.S memiliki rakyat yang lebih pintar berbanding kita semua. Berdasarkan bancian yang dilakukan oleh Associated Press-Ipsos menunjukkan hanya 1/4 dari penduduk dewasa di U.S yang tidak aktiviti membaca buku sebagai suatu amalan. Statistik ini jauh berbeza berbanding amalan membaca di Malaysia.

Jadi, sejauh manakah kebenaran fakta ini? Saksikan sendiri: -

Manakala bagi rakyat di U.K, statistik yang dijalankan oleh Literacy Trust menunjukkan bahawa hanya 34% peratus orang dewasa yang tidak membaca buku. Adakah statistik ini benar?





Last but not least... THE MASTERPIECE!





Sekarang anda semua tahu mengapa U.S diperintah oleh pemimpin yang bersifat "mediocre". Lawak tetap lawak tetapi kita jangan lupa apakah akibatnya jika sesebuah negara diketuai oleh pemimpin yang lemah. Dari zaman di mana U.S berada pada tahap ekonomi yang sangat kukuh pada era Bill Clinton, hanya mengambil masa 10 tahun sahaja menukar ekonomi U.S ke era "Great Depression".

Bayangkan U.S selaku negara ekonomi no. 1 di dunia dalam sekelip mata boleh runtuh. Jika rakyat Malaysia masih belum sedar kebenaran ini, kita masih belum terlambat untuk menukarnya!

Borat (Sasha Baron Cohen) Buat Gila!

Bagi penggemar komedi, anda pasti mengenali siapakah Sasha Baron Cohen a.k.a Borat. Beliau ditahan polis selepas mengganggu pertunjukkan Milan Fashion Week untuk kali kedua dan dikatakan sedang mendapatkan bahan untuk filem terbarunya yang bertajuk Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male.

Berita Sukan Yang Aneh

Ini adalah berita yang saya ambil dari Utusan Malaysia edisi 6 September 2008 (hari ni la). Samada saya kurang fasih berbahasa Malaysia ataupun kesusasteraan yang digunakan adalah terlalu tinggi untuk saya fahami. Ada sesiapa yang boleh tolong terjemahkan perenggan terakhir artikel ini tak?

How to Learn English: Japanese Style

Having trouble learning English?

This is probably one the most ridiculous things I ever watch on the net. Found this video long time ago but just want to share with all of you here. The middle part is my favorite (count 1 - 100 part). Enjoy it!

How To Become Famous By Only Saying Hello & Bye!

I always thought that in order to become famous, you need to have a special talent like singing, breaking a world record, having a great hair like Donald Trump but can you become famous without those kind of talents. This is not a joke, I'm serious ;p and I can prove it to you. I think I may a little bit exaggerate with the title, how about "How to become famous by only nodding your head for 33 seconds?"

Introducing: Miss Mrian/magibon




I can't believe that this video only (oh yes, there are plenty more) have more 1.7 millions views all over the world. See, it's easy to become famous.