Caught!
Mr. and Mrs. Sumo were caught in inflagrante delicto by some Paparazzi with a camera. Boy...were were they embarrassed!
See...it's like this...I'm their spokesperson for the media, and they just want to be sure that they will be allowed their privacy in this matter until it can be determined whether or not they violated any state laws. Now, they do not dispute that they violated each other...several times...but it's up to the courts as to whether they need to be jailed for anything possibly lewd and lascivious.
There is such a thing as "bunny love"...it started back in the 80's I think. They were flower bunnies...and it was bunny love at first sight. They have been nuzzling noses for years now, in fact the 16th is another milestone in their marriage...25 years of...well...violations just about everywhere and anytime. They admitted to me that in fact they'd shocked many a passenger on their Alaskan cruise right on the top deck just watching the grey whales, dolphins and seals.
They plan to take their message of "bunny love" to Washington in hopes that Bush will want to make love not war. They do have a contingency plan to stay away from VP Cheesey and his shotgun. That would spell the end of their trists...anywhere. They also don't want to be someone's dinner du jour anytime soon...so they plan on strident precautions...as should all peace activist bunnies. If you see them there...make sure you have carrots to share. They promise to behave themselves...which is more than we can say for the White House people. Bet there isn't much action goin' on there worth mentioning. Bunny Peace Forever!
Please...call the police! Hi...I'm baby Sumette...and I just pray to the big bunny in the sky that my parents get a grip on themselves...(not that kind of grip!)...and stop this silly business...it's embarrassing for us all you know. I can't invite my bunny friends over because you never know what they'll be doing...I think I need therapy desperately! I wish they'd just stick to politics...but they tell me that sometimes mommie and daddy need a break from some guy named George. George needs to get his act together so my parents will stop this madness.
See...it's like this...I'm their spokesperson for the media, and they just want to be sure that they will be allowed their privacy in this matter until it can be determined whether or not they violated any state laws. Now, they do not dispute that they violated each other...several times...but it's up to the courts as to whether they need to be jailed for anything possibly lewd and lascivious.There is such a thing as "bunny love"...it started back in the 80's I think. They were flower bunnies...and it was bunny love at first sight. They have been nuzzling noses for years now, in fact the 16th is another milestone in their marriage...25 years of...well...violations just about everywhere and anytime. They admitted to me that in fact they'd shocked many a passenger on their Alaskan cruise right on the top deck just watching the grey whales, dolphins and seals.
They plan to take their message of "bunny love" to Washington in hopes that Bush will want to make love not war. They do have a contingency plan to stay away from VP Cheesey and his shotgun. That would spell the end of their trists...anywhere. They also don't want to be someone's dinner du jour anytime soon...so they plan on strident precautions...as should all peace activist bunnies. If you see them there...make sure you have carrots to share. They promise to behave themselves...which is more than we can say for the White House people. Bet there isn't much action goin' on there worth mentioning. Bunny Peace Forever!
Please...call the police! Hi...I'm baby Sumette...and I just pray to the big bunny in the sky that my parents get a grip on themselves...(not that kind of grip!)...and stop this silly business...it's embarrassing for us all you know. I can't invite my bunny friends over because you never know what they'll be doing...I think I need therapy desperately! I wish they'd just stick to politics...but they tell me that sometimes mommie and daddy need a break from some guy named George. George needs to get his act together so my parents will stop this madness.Labels: bunny love, inflagrante delicto, paparazzi, trists, Washington
