Following in the footsteps of Douglas Mawson. As long as the ice permits.....

You'll never hear this discussed from the LameStream Media. 
There is a ship stuck in ice, somewhere around the south pole. 
It's a research project to study how much ice has disappeared in the last 100 years. 

Here's a comment by someone named "Rich" on the story. 
If Rich ever comes to Fort Worth TX, his bar tab is on me. 

Consider this: 74 Global warming scientists and advocates, plus the ships crew, went to Antarctica in an ice-strengthened ship to prove to the world that Antarctic sea ice had disappeared because of manmade global warming (caused by CO2 they claim.)
This was done in celebration of the trip made 100 years ago and to follow in the footsteps of explorer Douglas Mawson. They got stuck in ten foot thick sea ice they claimed melted away from global warming.
A hundred years ago, the entire region, right up to the shore, was completely clear of ice. Explorer Douglas Mawson got within 50 yards of shore in a wooden ship with only a sextant, and was only stopped because of low water. He then traveled 300 miles inland.
Those on board the Academic Shokalskiy with GPS navigation, on-board Internet, radar, and satellite communications only got within miles of shore. Here they waited in their heated ship to be rescued. First a rescue ship gets within 3.7 miles (pictures on the internet) and the trapped scientists frolic and play and send pictures home in the good weather rather than walking the few miles to the rescue ship. That ship can get no closer so it leaves.
Then a second rescue ship tries and gives up.
 Finally a third tries, to no avail again, and now waits for weather suitable for a helicopter evacuation.
Sounds like a good Discovery Channel documentary as to why the globe is getting warmer.

It IS getting warmer.  ALL of the scientists (those who have skins in the game, anyway) say that it's getting warmer.  But the ice is spreading wider and getting thicker. 

How To Behave At A Climate Change Conference

Thank God for Australia....

For this year’s UN climatefest in Warsaw, Poland, Tony Abbott’s government didn’t even bother to send the environment minister, much less the Prime Minister and his pre-teen fan mail. (Hit the link above.)
Instead we sent some delegates who quite properly treated the whole exercise as a lark, much to the consternation of Gaia’s little Gracies. “They wore T-shirts and gorged on snacks throughout the negotiation,” fumed Ria Voorhaar, a spokeswoman for the Climate Action Network. “That gives some indication of the manner they are behaving in.”

Back in 2009, Rudd negotiated pointlessly for 40 hours, grabbing just one hour of sleep. This year’s Australian delegates don’t go for that sort of nonsense. “They made an intervention that late-night negotiations were bad for health and should be stopped,” complained Voorhaar.

And the meetings were indeed halted, with many blaming the snack-chomping Aussies and their t-shirts. “Their behaviour caused over 130 developing nations to abandon discussions on the controversial issue of climate compensation at 4am,” seethed Sophie Yeo of the activist group Responding to Climate Change. “It is one thing to be tired in a negotiation meeting, another to turn up in pyjamas,” huffed EU negotiator Paul Watkinson on Twitter. “Respect matters.”

With all due respect, the EU and the UN can shove it

Well played, Australia.  Well played. 

 

Eric Holthaus vows to stop flying, have no more children, all because of the weather.

I hearby nominate meteorologist Eric Holthaus for a Darwin Award.
 (The Darwin Awards are given to those who remove themselves from the gene pool, sometimes via accidental death by dumbness, thereby ensuring survival of the fittest.) 

Weatherman Eric Holthaus has taken a look at the U.N.'s Climate Change report and vowed to stop flying. 
Actually, that's not the way our friends on the Left speak. 

"I'm committing right now to stop flying."  he Tweeted.  "It's not worth the (harm to the) climate."  

These guys don't vow or promise to do anything.  They're like a trendy restaurant, and are "committed to a smoke-free environment".  Or "committed to ensuring diversity".  They're not promising.  They're just committed to the idea.   

He's also going to get a vasectomy so that no more offspring of his will warm the planet.  This, of course, has prompted numerous wags to suggest that the entire liberal tribe (in the American sense of the word) go therefore and do likewise. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2436551/A-weatherman-breaks-tears-vows-NEVER-fly-grim-climate-change-report.html#ixzz2gC04tmH

I did my part by going to Mr. Holthaus's Facebook page and wagering that he can't stick to his no-fly resolution for five years.  (He's a Wall Street Journal weatherman who flies to conferences and meetings and seminars and crap.  He'll no more stay grounded than Al Gore.)  

As far as the vasectomy goes, that's no one's business but his.  The gene pool does have a way of policing itself, right?  Seriously.  Eric knows how accurate TOMORROW'S weather report is.  He's going to end his branch of the family tree because of something printed by the freakin' United Nations???  A Darwin Award is in order. 

A Climate Change Parable

I was reading some silliness about Global Cooling or Global Warming or  Climate Change on The Guardian's website, and came upon this little parable by someone named CloutPerson.  It beautifully captures why there are so many skeptics and denialists remaining in the reality-based community.

(Another reason for our skepticism is that we all own thermometers.  Read the article in the link.  The author is distressed and bothered because the thermometers aren't agreeing with the theories.) 

Enjoy.  I've changed a few of CloutPerson's obscure British references to equally obscure Texas references, and I've thrown in some helpful pics at the end. 

Here's Mr. CloutPerson's parable.   

I was engaged in my favourite hobby of jumping up and down the other day, when a fellow up-and-down jumper sidled up alongside me and said "Do you realise that jumping up and down will cause the ground to collapse? If we don't stop jumping up and down we'll all fall into an enormous chasm and be killed."

"Really?" I answered. "In that case why are you still jumping up and down?"

"Didn't you hear what I said?" he hissed. "It's known as ground-collapse theory - GCT for short!"

"I heard you very well," I answered. "But you haven't answered my question. I'm still curious as to why you keep jumping up and down if it is going to cause the ground to collapse."

"You fool!" he spluttered. "Don't you realise that 95% of scientists are convinced that GCT is real!"

He pointed. "Look!" I followed his finger, and saw a large group of people. By their appearance you could tell that they were all eminent scientists.  They were wearing white lab coats and were jumping up and down with thick academic studies that proved that jumping up and down was going to cause the ground to collapse.  And yet all of them were jumping up and down with varying degrees of vigor.

"You still haven't answered my question," I said. "Surely if all these eminent scientists are convinced that GCT is real, they would stop jumping up and down."

"Idiot!" he spat out the word. "Stupid, blinkered, denialist!"

"Actually, you still haven't answered my question," I responded mildly. "If I was as convinced of the reality of GCT as you seem to be, and I wanted everybody to stop jumping up and down, then I'd probably stop jumping up and down myself first. Otherwise my argument might seem rather less than compelling -"

"SHUT UP!" he interrupted me with an apoplectic scream, his face contorted with rage and hatred. "It should be a CRIMINAL OFFENCE to deny the reality of Ground Collapse Theory! You're worse than a MURDERER! You should be in JAIL along with all the other RACIST SWIVEL-EYED DAILY HEIL READING NAZI UKIP FACISTS!"

(UKIP is the United Kingdom Independence Party - Libertarian, non-racist, limited government - all the usual insults.  I think the Daily Heil is a reference to London's Daily Mail.  Somebody on that side of the pond, please help us out in the comment field....) 

And with these final words he took his leave, frothing and purple.

"But why are you still jumping up and down?" I called after his disappearing form....

Good stuff, right? 
Earlier this weekend, our Secretary Of State, John Kerry, put on one of his longest of long faces and declared that Climate Change "science" is clear.

"It is irrefutable and it is alarming," Kerry told a climate conference in Majuro in the Marshall Islands in a video address from Washington.
"If we continue down our current path, the impacts of climate change will only get worse."

Here are pics of John Kerry's houses, getaways, beach cottages, mansions, townhouses, and cabins.  If John Kerry wants anyone to believe his bullshit, he needs to stop jumping up and down.
 
Most of the pics came from here. 

This is the Kerry Karbon Footprint in Beacon Hill. 

 

Here's Kerry's small, sensible, ecologically sensible Georgetown residence

 

Fox Chapel, Pennsylvania.  A carbon footprint big enough to negate all the recycling you'll do for the rest of your life. 

 

The little beach cottage in Nantucket. 

 

The Ketchum, Idaho ski getaway

If you believe Kerry's Chicken Little-ism, or Al Gore's, by all means send them money.  Pay for factories to reconfigure to reduce emissions.  Give Gore and Kleiner-Perkins money to plant trees to offset your carbon footprint. I respect your right to be gullible. 

 

But please don't tell anyone that these guys believe a word they're saying.  In a world of people who are now afraid that the ground is going to collapse, they're the ones jumping up and down the hardest.  

Has anyone else noticed....

Has anyone else noticed that the individuals wanting to save the earth from Global Warming/Cooling/Weather/Etc. for the sake of "the children" are almost always the same people who want to avoid paying as they go for political and economic boondoggles, leaving behind crushing debts to be paid by "the children"?

It makes me nuts. 

That's all. 

Have a great Friday !! 

I need some help finding an Al Gore video

I need some help finding an Al Gore video. 
Back in December of 2008, The Goracle claimed that the polar ice caps will probably be gone in five years.  It was captured on video. 
I had the video posted here. 
Anthony Watts, of Watts Up With That, had the video posted here. 

The Telegraph covered it here.....

Speaking at the Copenhagen climate change summit, Mr Gore said new computer modelling suggests there is a 75 per cent chance of the entire polar ice cap melting during the summertime by 2014.

Steve Goddard copied it here:

Mr Gore, speaking at the Copenhagen climate change summit, stated the latest research showed that the Arctic could be completely ice-free in five years.


In his speech, Mr Gore told the conference: “These figures are fresh. Some of the models suggest to Dr [Wieslav] Maslowski that there is a 75 per cent chance that the entire north polar ice cap, during the summer months, could be completely ice-free within five to seven years.”

And you can go to the Center For Environmental Journalism where they call him out on it.  They, too, had the video, but it has since disappeared. 

The only video I've seen was recorded from German television.  We can all have a good time ridiculing this scam artist based on the online accounts of his prediction, but it's better to have video. 
Honest to God, I don't think most of his constitutents can read very well. 
Video is better. 

If you can find it, please email a link to dapfortworth@aol.com  I'll mail you a dachshund in return. 

Things Caused By Global Warming

This is fascinating.
Have you noticed something strange, but don't know why it's happening?
Blame The Earth Goddess !!! We have offended her, and must atone !!
Here's the almost complete, reasonably canonical list of Things Caused By Global Warming. 
I defy you to read the links without laughing.  No need to hit 'em all, but try a few anyway. 

AIDS, Afghan
poppies destroyed, African
holocaust, aged
deaths, poppies
more potent, Africa
devastated,  Africa
in conflict, African
aid threatened,  aggressive weeds, Air
France crash, air
pockets, air
pressure changes,  airport
farewells virtual, airport
malaria, Agulhas
current, Alaskan
towns slowly destroyed, Al
Qaeda and Taliban Being Helped, allergy
increase, allergy
season longer, alligators
in the Thames, Alps
melting, Amazon
a desert, American
dream end,  amphibians
breeding earlier (or not),  anaphylactic
reactions to bee stings,  ancient
forests dramatically changed, animals
head for the hills, animals
shrink,  Antarctic
grass flourishes, Antarctic
ice grows, Antarctic
ice shrinks, Antarctic
sea life at risk,   anxiety
treatment, algal
blooms, archaeological
sites threatened, Arctic
bogs melt, Arctic
in bloom, Arctic
ice free, Arctic
ice melt faster, Arctic
lakes disappear,  Arctic
tundra lost, Arctic
warming (not), a
rose by any other name smells of nothing, asteroid
strike risk, asthma,
Atlantic
less salty, Atlantic
more salty,   atmospheric
circulation modified, attack
of the killer jellyfish, avalanches
reduced, avalanches
increased,  Baghdad
snow, Bahrain
under water,  bananas
grow, barbarisation,
bats decline, 
beer and bread prices to soar, beer
better,  beer
worse, beetle
infestation,
beef shortage,  bet for
$10,000, big
melt faster, billion
dollar research projects, billion
homeless, billions
face risk, billions of
deaths,  bird
loss accelerating, bird
populations dying, bird
strikes, bird
visitors drop, birds
confused, birds
decline (Wales), birds
driven north, birds
face longer migrations, birds
on long migrations threatened,  birds
return early, birds
shrink(Aus), birds
shrink (USA), bittern
boom ends, blackbirds
stop singing, blackbirds
threatened, Black
Hawk down,  blizzards,
blood
contaminated, blue
mussels return, borders
redrawn,  bluetongue, brains
shrink,
brewers droop, bridge
collapse (Minneapolis), Britain
one big city, Britain
Siberian, Britain's
bananas, British
monsoon,  brothels
struggle, brown
Ireland, bubonic
plague,  Buddhist
temple threatened,  building
collapse, building season extension, bushfires, 
butterflies move north, butterflies
reeling, butterfly
saved, carbon
crimes, caribou
decline,
Cambodian sex trade fuelled,
camel
deaths,  cancer,
cancer
deaths in England,
cannibalism,  cataracts,
cats more amorous,
caterpillar
biomass shift,
cave paintings threatened, 
chagas disease, childhood
insomnia, children's
mental health, chocolate
shortage, Cholera,
circumcision
in decline, cirrus
disappearance, civil
unrest, cloud
increase,  clownfish
get lost, coast
beauty spots lost, cockroach
migration, cod
go south,  coffee
threatened, coffee
berry borer, coffee berry disease,
cold
climate creatures survive,  cold
spells, cold
spells (Australia), colder
waters  (Long Island), cold
wave (India), cold
weather (world), cold
winters, computer
models, conferences, conflict,
conflict
with Russia,  consumers
foot the bill, coral
bleaching,
coral fish suffer, coral
reefs dying, coral
reefs grow, coral
reefs shrink, coral
reefs twilight, 
cost
of trillions, cougar
attacks, crabgrass
menace, 
cradle of civilisation threatened, creatures
move uphill, crime
increase, crocodile
sex, crocodiles
driven from water, crops
devastated, crop
failures increase, cross-breeding,
crumbling
roads, buildings and sewage systems, cryptococcal
disease, curriculum
change,  cyclones
(Australia),   damselflies
forced back to UK, danger
to kid's health, Darfur,
Dartford
Warbler plague,  daylight
increase, deadly
virus outbreaks, death
rate increase (US), death
rate drop, deaths
to reach 6 million, decades
of progress at risk, Dengue hemorrhagic
fever, depression,
desert
advance,  desert
retreat,  destruction of the
environment,  dig
sites threatened,  disasters, diseases
move north, diving
reefs closed, dog
disease,  dozen
deadly diseases - or not,
drought,
   ducks
and geese decline, dust bowl in the corn
belt, dust
doubles,  earlier pollen
season,  Earth
axis tilt, Earth
biodiversity crisis, Earth
crumbling, Earth
dying, Earth
even hotter, Earth light
dimming, Earth
lopsided, Earth
melting, Earth
morbid fever, Earth
on fast track, Earth
past point of no return, Earth slowing down,
Earth
spins faster, Earth to explode,
earth upside down,  earthquakes,
earthquakes
redux, El Niño
intensification,
end of the world as we know it, erosion,
emerging infections,
encephalitis,
English
villages lost, equality
threatened, Europe simultaneously
baking and freezing,  eutrophication,
everyplace hit hardest,
expansion of university climate groups,

extinctions

(apes,
human, civilisation, koalas, lizards, 
logic, Inuit,
smallest
butterfly, cod, 
penguins, pikas,
polar bears, 
possums,
walrus,  tigers,
toads, turtles,
pandas,
penguins,
plants,
ladybirds,
rhinoceros, salmon, trout,
wild flowers, woodlice,
a million
species, half of all
animal and plant species, mountain
species,  not
polar bears, barrier
reef, leaches,
salamanders,
tropical insects, flowers)

experts
muzzled, extreme changes to
California, fading
fall foliage,  famine, farmers
benefit, farmers
go under, farm
output boost, farming
soil decline,  fashion
disaster, fever,
figurehead
sacked, fir
cone bonanza, fires
fanned in Nepal, fish
bigger, fish
catches drop, fish
downsize,
fish
deaf,  fish
feminised, fish get
lost, fish
head north, fish
lopsided, fish
shrinking,  fish
stocks at risk, fish stocks
decline, five
million illnesses, flesh
eating disease, flies
on Everest,  flood
patterns change, floods,
 floods
of beaches and cities, flood
of migrants, flood
preparation for crisis, flora
dispersed, Florida
economic decline, flowers
in peril,
flowers wilt, flying
squirrels move up, fog
increase in San Francisco, fog
decrease in San Francisco, food
poisoning, food
prices rise, food
prices soar, food
production increased,  food
safety affected, food
security threat (SA), football
team migration,   forest
decline, forest
expansion, foundations
threatened, foundations
increase grants, frog
with extra heads, frosts, frostbite,
frost
damage increased,   fungi fruitful, fungi
invasion, fungi
rot the world, games
change, Garden
of Eden wilts, geese
decline in Hampshire, genetic
changes, genetic
diversity decline, gene
pools slashed, geysers
imperiled, giant
icebergs (Australia), giant
icebergs (Arctic), giant
oysters invade,  giant
pythons invade, giant
squid migrate, gingerbread
houses collapse, glacial
earthquakes, glacial retreat,  glacier
grows (California), glaciers
on Snowden, glacier
wrapped,
glass melts, global
cooling,  glowing
clouds,  golf
course to drown, golf
Masters wrecked, grain
output drop (China), grain
output stagnating (India), grandstanding,
grasslands
wetter, gravity
shift,  Great
Barrier Reef 95% dead,  great
tits cope, greening
of the North,  Grey
whales lose weight, Gulf
Stream failure, habitat
loss, haggis
threatened, Hantavirus pulmonary
syndrome,    harvest
increase, harvest
shrinkage, hay fever
epidemic, health
affected, health
of children harmed,
health
risks, health
risks (even more), heart
deaths, heart
disease,
heart
attacks and strokes (Australia),
heat waves, hedgehogs
bald, hibernation
affected,   hibernation
ends too soon, hibernation
ends too late,  homeless 50
million,

home runs, hornets,
human
development faces unprecedented reversal, human
fertility reduced, human
health risk, human
race oblivion, human
rights violations, hurricanes,
hurricane
reduction, hurricanes
fewer, hurricanes
more intense, hurricanes
not,  hydropower
problems, hyperthermia
deaths, hyphthermia
deaths, ice
age,
ice hockey extinct,
ice sheet
growth, ice sheet
shrinkage, icebergs, ice sheet
tipping point,  illegal
immigration, illness
and death, inclement weather,
India
drowning, infrastructure
failure (Canada),  indigestion,
industry
threatened, infectious
diseases,  inflation
in China,
insect
explosion, insect
invasion, insurance premium
rises, Inuit
displacement, Inuit
poisoned, Inuit
suing, invasion
of alien worms, invasion
of Antarctic aliens,  invasion
of Asian carp, invasion
of cane toads, invasion
of caterpillars,  invasion
of cats,  invasion
of crabgrass, invasion
of herons, invasion
of jellyfish, invasion
of king crabs, invasion
of lampreys, invasion of
midges, invasion
of pine beetles, invasion
of rats (China), invasion
of slugs, 
island disappears, islands
sinking, Italy
robbed of pasta, itchier poison ivy,
Japan's
cherry blossom threatened,  jellyfish
explosion, jets
fall from sky,  Kew
Gardens taxed, kidney
stones, killer
cornflakes, killing
us, kitten boom, koalas
leaves inedible, koalas
under threat, krill
decline, 
lake empties, lake
shrinking and growing, landslides, landslides
of ice at 140 mph, large
trees decline, lawsuits
increase, lawsuit successful,
lawyers'
income increased (surprise surprise!),  lawyers
want more, legionnaires'
surge, 
lives lost,

lizards super intelligent, lives
saved,

lobsters grow,  Loch
Ness monster dead, locust
plagues suppressed, low
oxygen zones threaten sea life, lush
growth in rain forests,  Lyme
disease, Major
vegetation shifts,  Malaria,
  Malaria
decline,  malnutrition,
mammoth
dung melt, mammoth
ivory bonanza, manatees battle, mango
harvest fails, Maple
production advanced, Maple syrup
shortage, marmots
fatter, marine
diseases, marine
food chain decimated, Meaching
(end of the world), Meat
eating to stop, Mediterranean
rises, megacryometeors,
Melanoma, Melanoma
decline, mental
health decline, mental
illness, methane
emissions from plants, methane
burps,
methane runaway, melting
permafrost, Mexican
climate migrant flood, Middle
Kingdom convulses, migration,
migratory
birds huge losses, microbes to
decompose soil carbon more rapidly, milk
production lost, minorities
hit, monkeys
at risk,  monkeys
on the move, Mont
Blanc grows,

monuments
imperiled, moose
dying, more
bad air days,   more
research needed, mortality
increased, mosquitoes
adapting, mountain
(Everest) shrinking,  mountaineers
fears,  mountains
break up, mountains
green and flowering,   mountains
taller, mortality
lower, Mubarak fall, murder
rate increase,  musk
ox decline, Myanmar
cyclone, narwhals
at risk, narwhals
suffocate, National Parks
damaged, National
security implications, native
wildlife overwhelmed, natural
disasters  quadruple, neurological
diseases,  new
islands, next
ice age, NFL
threatened, Nile
delta damaged, noctilucent
clouds, no
effect in India, Northwest
Passage opened, nuclear
plants bloom, oaks
dying,  oaks
move north, 
obesity, oblivion,ocean
acidification, ocean
acidification faster, ocean
dead spots, ocean
dead zones unleashed, ocean
deserts expand, ocean
salt extremes, ocean
oxygen crisis,  ocean
waves speed up,  Olympic
Games to end, opera
house to be destroyed, outdoor
hockey threatened,   owls
turn brown, oxygen
depletion zones, oyster
herpes, ozone
repair slowed, ozone rise, peat
bogs problem,

peat bogs no problem,
penguin
chicks frozen, penguin
chicks smaller, penguins
in the dark, penguin
populations devastated, penguins
replaced by jellyfish,

penguins sex lives affected,
personal
carbon rationing, pest
outbreaks, pests
increase, pets
in danger, phenology
shifts,  pines
decline, pirate
population decrease, pirates
run rampant, plankton
blooms,   plankton
plummeting, plankton
wiped out, plants
lose protein, plants
march north, plants
move uphill, 
polar
bears aggressive, polar
bears cannibalistic, polar
bears deaf, 
polar
bears drowning,  polar
bears fewer cubs,  polar
tours scrapped,  pollination
halved, porpoise
astray, profits
collapse, psychiatric
illness,  psychological
effects,  puffin
decline, pushes
poor women into prostitution, rabid
bats,  radars taken out,
rail network threatened,  railroad
tracks deformed, rainfall
increase, rainforest
destruction,  rape
wave, refugees,
reindeer
endangered, reindeer
larger, release of ancient frozen
viruses, resorts
disappear,
respiratory diseases worsen,  rice
less fragrant, rice
production fall, rice
threatened, rice
yields crash,  rift on Capitol
Hill, rioting
and nuclear war,   river
flow impacted, river
rerouted, rivers
raised, road
accidents, roads
wear out, robins
rampant,   rocky
peaks crack apart, roof
of the world a desert, rooftop
bars, Ross
river disease,    Russia
under pressure, salinity
reduction, salinity
increase,  Salmonella,
salmon
stronger, sardine run
unpredictable, satellites
accelerate,
Schmallenberg
virus,  school
closures, sea level rise,
sea level rise
faster, sea
snot, seals
mating more, seismic
activity, sewer
bills rise, severe
thunderstorms, sex
change, sexual
dysfunction, 
sexual promiscuity, shark
attacks, sharks
booming,

sharks hybridise, sharks moving
north, sheep
change colour, sheep
shrink, shop
closures, short-nosed
dogs endangered,  shrimp
sex problems, shrinking
ponds, shrinking
sheep, 
shrinking shrine, Sidney
Opera House wiped out, ski
resorts threatened, slavery,
skinks
impacted, slow
death, 
smaller brains,  smog, snowfall
decrease, snowfall
increase, snowfall
heavy, 
snow thicker,  soaring
food prices, societal
collapse, soil
change, soil
subsidence, songbirds
change eating habits, sour
grapes, soybean
crop to drop, space
junk increase, space
problem, spectacular
orchids, spider
danger in UK, spider
bites to increase, spiders
getting bigger, spiders
invade Scotland,  squid
aggressive giants, squid
larger, squid population
explosion, squid
tamed, squirrels
reproduce earlier, starfish
sperm eaten by parasites, stingray
invasion, storm
damage costs rise, storms wetter,
stratospheric
cooling, street
crime to increase, subsidence, suicide,
sunset
displaced,  swordfish
in the Baltic, Tabasco tragedy,
taxes, tea
flavour change, tectonic
plate movement, teenage
prostitution,   terrorists
(India), thatched
cottages at risk, threat
to peace, ticks
move northward (Sweden), tides
rise, tigers
eat people, tigers
drown, tomatoes
rot, tornado
outbreak, tourism
increase,
toxic bacteria, toxic
seaweed,  trade
barriers, trade winds weakened,
traffic
jams,  transport
snarl, transportation
threatened, tree foliage increase
(UK),   tree
growth slowed, tree
growth faster, trees
grow too fast, trees
in trouble, trees
less colourful,  trees
more colourful, trees
lush, trees
on Antarctica, treelines
change, tropics
expansion, tropopause
raised, truffle
shortage, truffles
down, 
truffles increase, turtles
crash, turtle
feminised, turtles
lay earlier, UFO
sightings, UK
coastal impact, UK
Katrina,  vampire bats,  Venice
flooded,  volcanic
eruptions, volcanoes
awakened in Iceland, 
walnuts
threatened, walrus
pups orphaned,  walrus
stampede,  walruses
come ashore, wars over
water, wars
sparked, wars
threaten billions, wasps,
water bills double,
water
shortage to increase vegetarianism, wave
of natural disasters, waves
bigger, weather
out of its mind, weather
patterns awry,
weather patterns last longer,
Western
aid cancelled out,  West
Nile fever, whale
beachings, whales
lose weight, whales
move north,  whales
wiped out, wheat
rust in Syria, wheat
yields crushed in Australia,  wild
boars thrive, wildfires, wind
shift, wind
reduced, winds
stronger, winds
weaker,  wine
- Australian baked, , wine
industry damage (California), 
wine industry disaster (US), 
wine - more
English,
wine
- no
more French ,
wine -  England
too hot, wine
-German boon,  wine
passé (Napa), wine
- Scotland best,  wine
stronger, winters
in Britain colder, winter
in Britain dead, witchcraft
executions, wolverine
decline, wolverines
vanish, wolves
eat more moose, wolves
eat less, women
cheat on vacation, workers laid
off, World
at war, World
War 4,  Yellow
fever, zebra
mussel threat, zoonotic
diseases.

and all on 0.006 deg C per year! 

Be careful out there !!!